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:	post by xmikex at 2006-07-10 14:37:10

for anyone that didn't get to read the sheer glory of my post before it got taken down....

Date: 2006-07-10 08:31:22
PostID: 180315863
Title: (men seeking women) You're fucking DEAD

Remember that episode of Punky Brewster when Cherie hides in that abandoned refridgerator and almost suffocates? Well that's my idea of a good time. You, me, a 6 pack of Grolsch, and you stuffed in a 40 year old fridge. This is way way after the round of drinks, pricey dinner (I'm thinking seafood... you?), and smart/sexy date movie I spring for. That'll all be on me, don't even sweat it sweet thing. I'm not some a-typical alpha male slouch who's gonna yammer on all night about myself, chew with my mouth open, toss you the check and then try to sneak a peice of pie as soon as you're drunk enough. That's not me baby so don't even sweat it.

All I want from you is the pleasure of your company, some Miles Davis in the background, and you pounding on the inside of a broken refridgerator that I found behind Caldors. I'll totally let you out though. Like I said, I'm no slouch.

About me: 31 years old, fit attractive guy, good with kids, MBA, $90k + a year salary, always been fanscinated by the idea of an attractive lady trapped in a fridge, loves dogs.

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