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: post by Neverpurified nli at 2008-05-06 23:08:40
"Like I told my last wife, I said, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see, and besides... it's all in the reflexes."

"When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

"Now I'm not saying that I've been everywhere and I've done everything, but I do know it's a pretty amazing planet we live on, and a man would have to be some kind of FOOL to think we're alone in THIS universe. "

"Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right in the eye and says, "Give me your best shot. I can take it."




I always wanted to see Jack Burton and Snake Plissken in an adventure together...seeing as Jack Burton is Kurt Russell's tribute to John Wayne, and Snake is his tribute to Clint Eastwood, it would be interesting to say the least
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