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:	post by ouchdrummer at 2010-01-28 17:33:16

sever said	[orig][quote]
there's an herbal tea thats kind of a secret, but it hyper-speeds your metabolism and flushes your liver. you drink it, and for five days eat vegan and viola, THC is flushed from your body. I had to get it through a friend that knows a friend that knows the "doctor" for the grateful dead, so good luck finding it. but It does exist.

This exists only in myth.

Goldenseal DOES help, although at a much slower rate than people would have you believe. Since the magic is stored in your fat cells, there really isn't a way to flush very quickly. The only real way to make sure you're flushed as fast as possible (which for a habitual smoker could be 2 weeks, even with the advice in this post) is to yes, take goldenseal every day, drink LOTS of water, and exercise... a lot. Like more exercise that you'll really wanna be doin. but it will work.
I guarantee that people will argue with statements i make here, but you really should trust me on this.
As far as not wanting to use something that "masks" the magic.. i understand this, because some of the masking drinks can be tested for, but if you get the right kind it is undetectable. (it's called VALE.. it works for 5 hours, and usually that's good enough.)
What I do...
I regularly get tested for drugs. Of course if i took the test honestly.. i would fail regularly as well. You should look into the "Urinator" it's a fake dick that holds powdered pee (just add water) and keeps it to temp so if they have you pee in thermometer cups you'll be good. (thermometer cups suck.) That thing's about 125. Which is a little to rich for most peoples blood. So what i recommend is to just buy the refills for the urinator. You can buy them online, get them shipped for next day, and put some in a ziplock baggie against your balls. When you're in the bathroom, fill it with warm water and BAMOO..

now if they're watching you pee, the best route would be a masking drink, or if he REALLY has two weeks, and he REALLY will work out everyday for at least an hour, take goldenseal, AND drink shit loads of water, he'll be fine. You got my number, call me for more info.

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