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New site? Maybe some day.
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I'm so Metal that I fall asleep to blast beats. |
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I'm so metal, I fall asleep in the middle of cannibal corpse EVERY single time I see them. |
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hahahahahahahaha
that's right and it's so funny to watch you |
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it's always right around skull full of maggots. |
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i'm so metal that it makes a clanging sound everytime i take a step |
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I AM metal! I eat, breathe, piss, and shit giant chunks of jagged steel!!!! Well not really but im more metal than say.........Bruce Springstein......thats something at least. |
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i'm so metal the_reverend is my other half
and he gets to poke me in all my holes
beat that suckas! |
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I'm so metal that I listen to Bright Eyes and cry. Tears of lead |
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nothing, and I repeat this, nothing since the dawn of time is more metal than sodom. |
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I'm so metal, the corns in my shit are magnetic. |
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the_reverend said: nothing, and I repeat this, nothing since the dawn of time is more metal than sodom. |
word
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BobNOMAAMRooney said: I'm so metal that I listen to Bright Eyes and cry. Tears of lead |
another example that i'm so metal
i photographed bright eyes and after the first 3 songs i sat down and then he jumped off the stage and sang a song in my lap
a bouncer took my camera and snapped a pic..you can't see much, but it was hilarious
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the_reverend said: nothing, and I repeat this, nothing since the dawn of time is more metal than sodom. |
I'm so metal, I've seen Sodom live.
Who can top that?
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if someone was performing sodomy WHILE seeing sodom.
that would trump you. |
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Josh_Martin said: I'm so metal, I've seen Sodom live.
Who can top that?
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I dont think this tops it but King Diamond got right in my face and told me to "go to sleep my dear" in the middle of " The Invisible Guests" and Andy LaRoque handed me his guitar pick. But youve seen Sodom live you bastard!!!
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the_reverend said: I'm so metal, I fall asleep in the middle of cannibal corpse EVERY single time I see them. |
HAHAHAH YES!!
I always fall asleep to blast beats because all the music I listen to has blast beats. Every once and a while I'll mellow out and relax to Autopsy |
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BobNOMAAMRooney said: I'm so metal that I listen to Bright Eyes and cry. Tears of lead |
haha yeah Theatre of pain touches me as well. |
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I either listen to Dissection or Emperor when I sleep. SOMETIMES Gregorian chants... but, uh... I do that to mock jesus ofcourse. |
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Me sleeping during Bane of Existence at O'brien's
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heh
but i wanna know why the link is starts with"raov"...how do you view the site? |
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succubus said: BobNOMAAMRooney said:I'm so metal that I listen to Bright Eyes and cry. Tears of lead |
another example that i'm so metal
i photographed bright eyes and after the first 3 songs i sat down and then he jumped off the stage and sang a song in my lap
a bouncer took my camera and snapped a pic..you can't see much, but it was hilarious
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HAHAHA \m/ that is awesome |
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I'm so metal I...uh...no. I'm not metal at all. |
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succubus said: heh
but i wanna know why the link is starts with"raov"...how do you view the site? |
I couldn't remember the date of the show, so I went through their little bio thing on here to get to it. Thats most likely why. |
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yeah, i asked aaron after i posted..lol
and he explained how that works |
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I'm so Metal that I shave with a broad sword. |
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I have seen DIO, SODOM, AUTOPSY, DESTRUCTION, CARNIVORE (!), KREATOR, VENOM, DARK ANGEL, M.O.D. (in 1988), NASTY SAVAGE, DOKKEN, SCORPIONS, TESTAMENT, SLAYER, MEGADETH, INDESTRUCTABLE NOISE COMMAND, NUCLEAR ASSAULT, OVERKILL, KING DIAMOND, RATT, DEVASTATION, DEATH, SANCTUARY, MOTLEY CRUE (in the 80'S), FORCED ENTRY, OBITUARY, SACRED REICH, CARCASS, SADUS, NOCTURNUS, GORGUTS, MASSACRE, GRAVE, RIPPING CORPSE, EXHORDER, DEAD HORSE, ENTOMBED, UNLEASHED, GOREAPHOBIA, PROFANATICA, BRUTAL TRUTH, PUNGENT STENCH, HEADROT, DEMOLITION HAMMER, CANCER, PHLEGM, DEICIDE SEPULTURA, REVENANT, MORGUE, CRUCIFIER, DETERIORATE, AFTERBIRTH, SAMAEL, AMORPHIS, MY DYING BRIDE, FORBIDDEN, MALEVOLENT CREATION, BROKEN HOPE, DECEMBER WOLVES, ABSU, ENSLAVED, SUFFOCATION, MORBID ANGEL, NAPALM DEATH, DISSECTION, AT THE GATES, IMMOLATION, FALLEN CHRIST, MASTER, EVILUTION, JUNGLE ROT, ANTHRAX, KATAKLYSM, EVOKEN, ANGEL CORPSE, MYSTICUM, MONSTROSITY, OPPRESSOR, VADER, REPUDILATION, FLESHGRIND, MORTAL DECAY, DEHUMANIZED, PYREXIA, MALAMOR, EPOCH OF UNLIGHT, ROTTED, ACHERON, SADISTIC INTENT, EXODUS, CEPHALIC CARNAGE, MACABRE, WICKED INNOCENCE, HEMDALE, OBLIVEON, MORGION, CRYPTOPSY, HYPOCRISY, CRADLE OF FILTH, BRUTALITY, REGURGITATION, DARKMOON, SUMMON, CLEAN FLESH, EXPLODING ZOMBIES, ENTER SELF, DEEDS OF FLESH, GUTTED, DISINTER, LUCIFERS HAMMER, ABOMINANT, SOMNUS, DISFIGURED, DIABOLIC, IMMORTAL SUFFERING, DYING FETUS, TYRANT TROOPER, CATTLE PRESS, HELLCHILD, TON, ETERNAL SUFFERING, MALIGNANCY, CAPHARNAUM, PESSIMIST, COMPOST PILE, VITAL REMAINS, DEADEN, GORGASM, EMBALMER, FROM THE DEPTHS, NUM SKULL, LIVIDITY, INSATANITY, DEFILED, DEVOURMENT, MESHUGGAH, PROPHECY, AVERNUS, NOVEMBERS DOOM, NILE, DIVINE EMPIRE, ENGRAVE, SPLATTERED CADAVER, SEPSISM, USURPER and many more.
Plus I saw ANAL CUNT and SIX FEET UNDER play a show together in 1995, ha ha.
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Oh yeah? well I dont see Stryper on that list. |
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i'm so metal i shit molten lead and form it into spikes that i throw at posers. not really, but that would be awesome. it would be like a shit flinging monkey, except a person with metal shit as spikes and...yeah you get the idea. |
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i had a good one but i forgot |
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I would kill myself if i saw (or liked) STRYPER.
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My old myspace profile had the about me: "My soul is blackened and grim like that of a tray of burnt brownies fresh out of the oven. Blackened for grimness, too hot to touch for my contempt for man, and a taste that will make you vomit blood. BLARGHHHHHH!!!" |
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Credit goes to me friend Jesse for the first post.
(although he was mocking my metalness) |
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i'm metal, and that's all i need |
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Im so metal, I wipe my ass with my bare hands, and eat a hot pocket when Im done, arrrr.. |
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powerkok said: Im so metal, I wipe my ass with my bare hands, and eat a hot pocket when Im done, arrrr.. |
that was hilarious, especially the arrrr part |
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lol glad u liked.
Of course when I said I wiped with my bare hands, I meant hand, because the other one is a hook...arrrr! |
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If I wasn't I would be dead. |
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I WEAR LEATHER
I WEAR SPIKES |
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Rev, i didnt see you fall asleep at Cannibal... but I did see you get so bored at Gridiron Fest that you sat and played gameboy... i felt like doing the same... |
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powerkok said: Im so metal, I wipe my ass with my bare hands, and eat a hot pocket when Im done, arrrr.. |
jajaja.........thats some funny shit dude.........arrr.Dude im so metal....im recogniced in the pits.Electric Factory is where youll find me my children.In if As I Lay Dying ever retires or something ill kill myself! |
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I'm so metal the government uses me for high tech weaponry |
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i fell asleep during clip at killfest 1...they're this fabled "nu-metal"
opposite end of the spectrum...but still the same result oddly enough |
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I am not metal at all because I got beat up by a girl. |
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Mark, Mike and I are Metal cause we beat up girls. |
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Mike beat up a girl? Do tell. |
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Hahahaha...Some post-Helvete mayhem at the Compound in Allston a few weeks back got a bit out of hand... She punched him first and got just a little tap back, and stumbled for a second and fell on her ass haha. She's a tough girl and shook it off though. |
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Seeing deaden and clean flesh live = brutal |
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I also saw EROTIC INCISIONS at Texas Grindfest 1998.
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I saw Iron Maiden on the Powerslave tour.
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I saw Metallica before Cliff went squoosh.
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im so metal i listen to coheed and cambria to fall asleep. |
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dyingslowly20 said: powerkok said:Im so metal, I wipe my ass with my bare hands, and eat a hot pocket when Im done, arrrr.. |
jajaja.........thats some funny shit dude.........arrr.Dude im so metal....im recogniced in the pits.Electric Factory is where youll find me my children.In if As I Lay Dying ever retires or something ill kill myself! |
at first glance i thought this was dyingmuse. it made some sense up until he mentioned as i lay dying, then i realized it wasn't dan at all. then i thought, i never saw dan start his posts with jajaja or mention this electric factory before. then i thought "how could i have ever thought this was dan?" what a goobis i am. |
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I drove to Milwaukee to see Slayer once. That was the closest they came on that tour.
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Seth Putnam and I headbanged so hard at a Chicago concert once, we got upgraded to front row seats by security. True story.
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jajajajaja = a spanish speaker typing hahahahah |
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Once we got up front we were headbanging even harder and every time one of them came near us we threw the horns at him. Chicago didn't know what the fuck we were doing.
All these old chicks saw us get taken up front so they thought we were someone important with Chicago. You haven't lived until a 45 year old soccer mom has hit on you.
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I'M SOOO FUCKING METAL I WAS BLOWING UP A TRUCK OF DISTURBED/LINKIN PARK MERCH AND I I BROKE MY ARM WHEN I GOT TO THE HOSPITAL THE DOCTOR HAD TO WELD IT BACK TOGETHER |
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the_reverend said: jajajajaja = a spanish speaker typing hahahahah |
yea this guy is right but,an angry fucking spanish guy!!!Dude is anybody from jersey here?sorry, i dont feel like looking trough everybodies profiles.... |
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I'm not metal in the least.
I'm just some dude, and proud of it. |
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I have 5 plates and 14 screws in my face. |
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armageddonday said: If I wasn't I would be dead. |
well put |
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Yeah, big up to the taste of cigarettes
Not very metal at all...Christ, my favorite band is XTC
I may not be Metal, but i am Blacker than anyone on this board |
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Josh_Martin said: I saw Metallica before Cliff went squoosh.
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i saw them at the Rat
Megadeth, too; same year |
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Josh_Martin said: I saw Iron Maiden on the Powerslave tour.
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i saw them on the Killers tour (opening for Priest on their Point of Entry tour
do i win a prize? |
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i beat it with sandpaper. |
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AUTOPSY_666 said: I have seen DIO, SODOM, AUTOPSY, DESTRUCTION, CARNIVORE (!), KREATOR, VENOM, DARK ANGEL, M.O.D. (in 1988), NASTY SAVAGE, DOKKEN, SCORPIONS, TESTAMENT, SLAYER, MEGADETH, INDESTRUCTABLE NOISE COMMAND, NUCLEAR ASSAULT, OVERKILL, KING DIAMOND, RATT, DEVASTATION, DEATH, SANCTUARY, MOTLEY CRUE (in the 80'S), FORCED ENTRY, OBITUARY, SACRED REICH, CARCASS, SADUS, NOCTURNUS, GORGUTS, MASSACRE, GRAVE, RIPPING CORPSE, EXHORDER, DEAD HORSE, ENTOMBED, UNLEASHED, GOREAPHOBIA, PROFANATICA, BRUTAL TRUTH, PUNGENT STENCH, HEADROT, DEMOLITION HAMMER, CANCER, PHLEGM, DEICIDE SEPULTURA, REVENANT, MORGUE, CRUCIFIER, DETERIORATE, AFTERBIRTH, SAMAEL, AMORPHIS, MY DYING BRIDE, FORBIDDEN, MALEVOLENT CREATION, BROKEN HOPE, DECEMBER WOLVES, ABSU, ENSLAVED, SUFFOCATION, MORBID ANGEL, NAPALM DEATH, DISSECTION, AT THE GATES, IMMOLATION, FALLEN CHRIST, MASTER, EVILUTION, JUNGLE ROT, ANTHRAX, KATAKLYSM, EVOKEN, ANGEL CORPSE, MYSTICUM, MONSTROSITY, OPPRESSOR, VADER, REPUDILATION, FLESHGRIND, MORTAL DECAY, DEHUMANIZED, PYREXIA, MALAMOR, EPOCH OF UNLIGHT, ROTTED, ACHERON, SADISTIC INTENT, EXODUS, CEPHALIC CARNAGE, MACABRE, WICKED INNOCENCE, HEMDALE, OBLIVEON, MORGION, CRYPTOPSY, HYPOCRISY, CRADLE OF FILTH, BRUTALITY, REGURGITATION, DARKMOON, SUMMON, CLEAN FLESH, EXPLODING ZOMBIES, ENTER SELF, DEEDS OF FLESH, GUTTED, DISINTER, LUCIFERS HAMMER, ABOMINANT, SOMNUS, DISFIGURED, DIABOLIC, IMMORTAL SUFFERING, DYING FETUS, TYRANT TROOPER, CATTLE PRESS, HELLCHILD, TON, ETERNAL SUFFERING, MALIGNANCY, CAPHARNAUM, PESSIMIST, COMPOST PILE, VITAL REMAINS, DEADEN, GORGASM, EMBALMER, FROM THE DEPTHS, NUM SKULL, LIVIDITY, INSATANITY, DEFILED, DEVOURMENT, MESHUGGAH, PROPHECY, AVERNUS, NOVEMBERS DOOM, NILE, DIVINE EMPIRE, ENGRAVE, SPLATTERED CADAVER, SEPSISM, USURPER and many more.
Plus I saw ANAL CUNT and SIX FEET UNDER play a show together in 1995, ha ha.
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where the hell did you see my dying bride!!!! was it the martin era? or after either way, you are one of the few who have seen em if you saw em in the u.s.
i cannot die until i see that band |
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I saw them in Albany, NY on May 3rd 1997, and my old band A TRAGEDY UNVEILED played with EVILUTION, DECEMBER WOLVES and MY DYING BRIDE at The EL'N'GEE in New London, CT. on May 7th 1997.
The good old days.
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I'm so metal that I don't have to tell you why...I remember when that was the ONLY answer....sad..... |
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I'm so metal that I wipe my ass with a brillo pad. |
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i'm more sodium then metal |
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I'm so Metal that even my Lego dudes are grim! |
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Why do you have lego dudes??? haha |
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thats just very power metal of you!! |
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hey, Legos rule!
and Yes Power Metal indeed. |
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AUTOPSY_666 said: I have seen DIO, SODOM, AUTOPSY, DESTRUCTION, CARNIVORE (!), KREATOR, VENOM, DARK ANGEL, M.O.D. (in 1988), NASTY SAVAGE, DOKKEN, SCORPIONS, TESTAMENT, SLAYER, MEGADETH, INDESTRUCTABLE NOISE COMMAND, NUCLEAR ASSAULT, OVERKILL, KING DIAMOND, RATT, DEVASTATION, DEATH, SANCTUARY, MOTLEY CRUE (in the 80'S), FORCED ENTRY, OBITUARY, SACRED REICH, CARCASS, SADUS, NOCTURNUS, GORGUTS, MASSACRE, GRAVE, RIPPING CORPSE, EXHORDER, DEAD HORSE, ENTOMBED, UNLEASHED, GOREAPHOBIA, PROFANATICA, BRUTAL TRUTH, PUNGENT STENCH, HEADROT, DEMOLITION HAMMER, CANCER, PHLEGM, DEICIDE SEPULTURA, REVENANT, MORGUE, CRUCIFIER, DETERIORATE, AFTERBIRTH, SAMAEL, AMORPHIS, MY DYING BRIDE, FORBIDDEN, MALEVOLENT CREATION, BROKEN HOPE, DECEMBER WOLVES, ABSU, ENSLAVED, SUFFOCATION, MORBID ANGEL, NAPALM DEATH, DISSECTION, AT THE GATES, IMMOLATION, FALLEN CHRIST, MASTER, EVILUTION, JUNGLE ROT, ANTHRAX, KATAKLYSM, EVOKEN, ANGEL CORPSE, MYSTICUM, MONSTROSITY, OPPRESSOR, VADER, REPUDILATION, FLESHGRIND, MORTAL DECAY, DEHUMANIZED, PYREXIA, MALAMOR, EPOCH OF UNLIGHT, ROTTED, ACHERON, SADISTIC INTENT, EXODUS, CEPHALIC CARNAGE, MACABRE, WICKED INNOCENCE, HEMDALE, OBLIVEON, MORGION, CRYPTOPSY, HYPOCRISY, CRADLE OF FILTH, BRUTALITY, REGURGITATION, DARKMOON, SUMMON, CLEAN FLESH, EXPLODING ZOMBIES, ENTER SELF, DEEDS OF FLESH, GUTTED, DISINTER, LUCIFERS HAMMER, ABOMINANT, SOMNUS, DISFIGURED, DIABOLIC, IMMORTAL SUFFERING, DYING FETUS, TYRANT TROOPER, CATTLE PRESS, HELLCHILD, TON, ETERNAL SUFFERING, MALIGNANCY, CAPHARNAUM, PESSIMIST, COMPOST PILE, VITAL REMAINS, DEADEN, GORGASM, EMBALMER, FROM THE DEPTHS, NUM SKULL, LIVIDITY, INSATANITY, DEFILED, DEVOURMENT, MESHUGGAH, PROPHECY, AVERNUS, NOVEMBERS DOOM, NILE, DIVINE EMPIRE, ENGRAVE, SPLATTERED CADAVER, SEPSISM, USURPER and many more.
Plus I saw ANAL CUNT and SIX FEET UNDER play a show together in 1995, ha ha.
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Dude you sound like Eric(CSDO),Bragging and shit....You loose Scene points for that mister.
And you should not brag about ,Dokken and Ratt
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BTW...I was just kiddin John....before people jump down my throat |
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I'm so metal I clip carina's teeth when I fuck her in the ass.
(four unmistakable "metal" things in there) |
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Could not leave the sex references out of this thread could ya? |
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dude....ive seen sinnistar.....how metal is THAT |
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My chair is metal ,Does that count? |
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