Really bad.

All day.

Did you clean your wang with Bath and Body Works Gel? That shit will burn you. I learned my lesson and now I use soap like Brasky would.

Actually, I did use that last night when I took a shower but I dont think it got near my scrum-diddly-umshish

herpies

"He once ate the Bible while water skiing!"

"I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury"

"I once threw a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper in it!"

haha I love those skits!

A Story about Bath and Body Works Shower Gel and my Wang.

I cleaned my wang with it once and had an allergic reaction. Then the shithead doctors at St. Elizabeth's diagnosed it as Chlamydia even though I told them that I was in a long-term relationship and my girlfriend was disease free. So they gave me some antibiotics for chlamydia that actually made the reaction worse.
The next day I went to MGH and my doctor was like "IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO GET YOUR PENIS AMPUTATED STAY AWAY FROM SAINT ELIZABETH'S!"

"He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Brasky!"

"Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Brasky takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'"

bob has no wang?

I still have it, if I had continued seeing the douchebag doctors at St. E's I would not

ya well, you anally fist fuck your children... i reputable source told me so

whatever you false truth speaking rapist

"Brasky once hosted the Grammys and gave every award to Corey Hart."

"Brasky once got his wife pregnant and gave birth to a delicious 16 ounce steak. The after birth was sauteed mushrooms."

"All the 'Yes' album covers are Brasky family photos."

this thread is officially Bill Brasky quotes.

I can't believe the Best Of Will Ferrel dvd didn't have a Brasky skit. Vol. 2 has one but I want a compilation of all the Brasky skits.

hmmm well i have a cyst and it sucks

Brasky has a cyst!? It must be cancerous as hell and full of vitriol and two full grown cougars!!

myne is not cancer

I'm jus' talkin' 'bout Brasky

masterbating with soap is not a good idea, it may feel good at the time but it'll burn all day long

Lotion's a bad idea too.

Abbath said:

That's just completely wrong man.