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returntothepit >> discuss >> RTTP thread about chainsmoking by humanbonedeathmachine on Apr 6,2005 5:17pm
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toggletoggle post by humanbonedeathmachine at Apr 6,2005 5:17pm
GO!



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Apr 6,2005 5:20pm
I do it when on painkillers.



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Apr 6,2005 5:22pm
i do when im awake...



toggletoggle post by kellthevalkyrie  at Apr 6,2005 5:46pm edited Apr 6,2005 5:49pm
i do it when i've had way too much booooozeings.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Apr 6,2005 6:07pm
smoking is so gay.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Apr 6,2005 6:10pm
No, fucking guys in the ass is gay. Smoking is stupid.



toggletoggle post by Todd_Bombshelter  at Apr 6,2005 6:12pm
powerkok said:
I do it when on painkillers.


I don't do too much of anything when on painkillers, kinda defeats the purpose of taking them and relaxing



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Apr 6,2005 6:14pm
They hop me up usually. depends on which and how much.



toggletoggle post by Paulll at Apr 6,2005 8:19pm
I smoke when im bored and in a group of people.......or when im drinking whiskey or beer.



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Apr 6,2005 8:20pm
smokers are jokers



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Apr 6,2005 8:22pm
Sucking on butts is gay.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Apr 6,2005 8:22pm
Smoking the nicotine penis.



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Apr 6,2005 8:24pm
smoking builds my immune system so i can outlive all you people that are dying from second hand smoke... also bitching about smoking causes growth of a vagina, so cry about.



toggletoggle post by metalmatt666 at Apr 6,2005 11:49pm
KeithMutiny said:
smoking builds my immune system so i can outlive all you people that are dying from second hand smoke... also bitching about smoking causes growth of a vagina, so cry about.


that doesnt really build up an immune system does it



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Apr 7,2005 12:19am
metalmatt666 said:
KeithMutiny said:
smoking builds my immune system so i can outlive all you people that are dying from second hand smoke... also bitching about smoking causes growth of a vagina, so cry about.


that doesnt really build up an immune system does it


why don't you try it and find out?



toggletoggle post by DEATH2ALL  at Apr 7,2005 1:13am
smoking is really stupid. I know cuz I put at least a pack & a half in my lungs everyday.... And I like it. Pain killers will up it to 2 packs.



toggletoggle post by wakeoftears  at Apr 7,2005 1:26am
Xanax brings out the chainsmokin in me. Mmmmmmm.



toggletoggle post by gorgish at Apr 7,2005 7:39am
i smoke a pack a day



toggletoggle post by DreamingInExile   at Apr 7,2005 9:05am
I recently quit smoking... definately not the easiest thing to do...



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Apr 7,2005 9:34am
It's the biggest waste ever. "ooo, I'm going to inhale smoke into my lungs, what a fantastic idea!!!!!"

you're all posers who wanted to be cool and look older ;)



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Apr 7,2005 9:38am
i use it to buy butts for underage girls and lure them into my truck....





oops, i said that out loud



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Apr 7,2005 9:39am
butts suck smoke pot.



toggletoggle post by REDNECK HICKBOY at Apr 7,2005 10:10am
FUCK BUTTS, SMOKE COCK



toggletoggle post by humanbonedeathmachine at Apr 7,2005 11:05am
yeah cigarettes are pretty retarded. i chainsmoke weed when im drunk and i have myself a nice weed cig after a joint to get higher



toggletoggle post by aterribleguitarist  at Apr 7,2005 11:22am
KeithMutiny said:
i use it to buy butts for underage girls and lure them into my truck....





oops, i said that out loud




So that's the secret! and to think, i've been trying to lure them with candy this whole time



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Apr 7,2005 11:29am
a puppy works too, but make sure your quick with the padlock, or else the kid will get out, joenc taught me that trick.



toggletoggle post by timma nli at Apr 7,2005 11:43am
DreamingInExile said:
I recently quit smoking... definately not the easiest thing to do...


i "quit" smoking like 3 years ago but no one ever really quits. or maybe its just me. sometimes i get the most insane craving and no matter how much bud i smoke or otherwise i just need that nic-fix. fuck it, we're all gonna die some day anyway.



toggletoggle post by Hung_to_Bleed   at Apr 7,2005 12:25pm
i chain smoke bong loads, butts are for fags



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Apr 7,2005 2:17pm
timma nli said:
fuck it, we're all gonna die some day anyway.


yeah, but wouldn't you rather die a with a little bit more $$$ in your pocket and lungs that aren't black? I would. My great grandmother died from lung cancer from smoking and it's not cool.



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Apr 7,2005 2:29pm
I can't think of anything dumber than dying with a lot of money. If you could buy stuff after you're dead than that might make sense, but otherwise, that's just stupid.
"Hey look at me, I'm such a healthy faggot that I never spent all this money I worked my ass off for and I'm still dead anyways"




toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Apr 7,2005 2:33pm
Smoking takes years off your life. The shitty, final years, when you need dentures and depends.
If I live long enough for cigarettes to kill me, I'll consider myself lucky.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Apr 7,2005 2:48pm
okay, you know what I mean, you'll have more extra cash 'while you are alive'.

There's no way to justify a reason for smoking other than being a poser. My great grandmother was not in depends and did not have dentures when she died.



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Apr 7,2005 3:25pm
How does smoking make you a poser?
Nobody starts smoking to look older. Stop watching after school specials. Every time you post about smoking or drinking or sex you seem like you learned everything you know from tv and Choices class.



toggletoggle post by captian black lungs nli at Apr 7,2005 3:38pm
i smoke because i am adicted, not because i want to look cool. my grandmother died from lung cancer, whatever, we all die....... theis world wouldn't be as interesting as it is if we didn't have self inflicted population controll



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Apr 7,2005 3:41pm
captian black lungs nli said:
i smoke because i am adicted, not because i want to look cool.


yes, you are addicted now..but there was a time when you obviously weren't addicted. You had to start for a reason, there's NO good reason to START in the first place.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Apr 7,2005 3:43pm
Josh_Martin said:
How does smoking make you a poser?
Nobody starts smoking to look older. Stop watching after school specials. Every time you post about smoking or drinking or sex you seem like you learned everything you know from tv and Choices class.


Actually, I've talked to plenty of smokers who admittedetly started smoking because they were young and wanted to either look older, or cooler. Whether you want to admit it or not doesn't matter.

I really have a much less problem with drinking than smoking. Smoking is just so pointless.



toggletoggle post by SacDouche at Apr 7,2005 3:44pm
camels to the face!

painkillers are gay...continue smoking your vicockdin



toggletoggle post by captian black lungs nli at Apr 7,2005 3:45pm
RustedAngel said:
captian black lungs nli said:
i smoke because i am adicted, not because i want to look cool.


yes, you are addicted now..but there was a time when you obviously weren't addicted. You had to start for a reason, there's NO good reason to START in the first place.


it wasn't to look cool, it was so i could piss off squares like you......



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Apr 7,2005 3:50pm
oooo, you called me a square, i'm so hurt,



toggletoggle post by captian black lungs nli at Apr 7,2005 3:52pm
pansy, mommas boy, queerbo, and i got more where they came from!!!!!



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Apr 7,2005 3:53pm
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT, I AM GOING TO CRY FOR THE REST OF TIME.



toggletoggle post by captian black lungs nli at Apr 7,2005 3:55pm
yeah i got you good..... you keep crying. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (dark and evil)



toggletoggle post by humanbonedeathmachine at Apr 7,2005 4:00pm
just grow and smoke pot you lazy fucks
i want it legalised so i never picked up a cig or got addicted because i dont want to put my money into an industry which places lobbyists in DC to keep the weed illegal. smoking cigs would make me a hypocrite (unless i grew the tobacco myself and rolled my own but id rather grow the good stuff)



toggletoggle post by SacDouche at Apr 7,2005 4:05pm
hbdm has a point there...but i enjoy my procrastinator's suicide thank you very much

speaking of rolling the good stuff. . . .



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Apr 7,2005 4:13pm
RustedAngel said:
Actually, I've talked to plenty of smokers who admittedetly started smoking because they were young and wanted to either look older, or cooler. Whether you want to admit it or not doesn't matter.

I really have a much less problem with drinking than smoking. Smoking is just so pointless.


So, you've talked to a lot of posers. Not surprising.
Anyone who smokes pot or drinks can tell you smoking is not pointless.

That you have any problem whatsoever with drinking proves my point. Just shut up, we all know you are a goodytwoshoes faggot. Stop spouting off about stuff you know absolutely nothing about. I should start a pool on what age you start jogging and stop eating meat.






toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Apr 7,2005 4:16pm
i thought about jogging and not eating meat... then i smashed my face against the desk and got a beer.



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Apr 7,2005 4:16pm
mmm, i want a cheeseburger



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Apr 7,2005 4:17pm
Josh_Martin said:


So, you've talked to a lot of posers. Not surprising.
Anyone who smokes pot or drinks can tell you smoking is not pointless.

That you have any problem whatsoever with drinking proves my point. Just shut up, we all know you are a goodytwoshoes faggot. Stop spouting off about stuff you know absolutely nothing about. I should start a pool on what age you start jogging and stop eating meat.



WHATEVER, faggo.




toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Apr 7,2005 4:54pm
I'm 31 years old and wish I could quit the fucking things. The last thing I want to look is "older". It is a stupid habit, but I am a stress case 5 days out of the week, and I am finding it hard to quit. I am definitely not gay, and the last I checked I wasn't a poser. I started when I was 17 -- that was 14 years ago and I can't really remember why. But thanks for the helpful insights, Tom.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Apr 7,2005 5:22pm
IF YOU DON'T START TO LOOK COOL OR OLDER, WHAT OTHER REASON IS THERE TO START SMOKING THAN JUST PURE STUPIDITY AS A YOUNG TEEN?



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Apr 7,2005 5:23pm
I hope your faggy smoking get's banned from all public locations.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Apr 8,2005 9:00am
RustedAngel said:
IF YOU DON'T START TO LOOK COOL OR OLDER, WHAT OTHER REASON IS THERE TO START SMOKING THAN JUST PURE STUPIDITY AS A YOUNG TEEN?


No need to yell.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Apr 8,2005 9:04am
largefreakatzero said:

No need to yell.


hahahahhaahah what you gonna do about it andy, let's get it on mothafuka!



toggletoggle post by Scoracrasia   at Apr 8,2005 9:14am
Get over yourselves. if someone smokes or doesn't who gives a fuck. deal with it.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Apr 8,2005 1:52pm
Josh_Martin said:
Smoking takes years off your life. The shitty, final years, when you need dentures and depends.
If I live long enough for cigarettes to kill me, I'll consider myself lucky.


Thank you Denis Leary. As far as taking the shitty final years off of your life, if you do end up with cancer it almost guarantees you those shitty years, only 20 years earlier than you would have gotten them otherwise. Ever seen someone in the last year of their life dying from lung cancer? Nothing like only being 40 or 50 and needing your diaper changed. Sure you have all that great morphine and oxy, but you won't enjoy it.




toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Apr 8,2005 1:55pm
powerkok said:
No, fucking guys in the ass is gay. Smoking is stupid.


Booyah!

This is true. I don't understand how people (KNOWING WELL THAT IT FUCKS YOU UP) start smoking these days.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Apr 8,2005 2:15pm
anonymous said:
Josh_Martin said:
Smoking takes years off your life. The shitty, final years, when you need dentures and depends.
If I live long enough for cigarettes to kill me, I'll consider myself lucky.


Thank you Denis Leary. As far as taking the shitty final years off of your life, if you do end up with cancer it almost guarantees you those shitty years, only 20 years earlier than you would have gotten them otherwise. Ever seen someone in the last year of their life dying from lung cancer? Nothing like only being 40 or 50 and needing your diaper changed. Sure you have all that great morphine and oxy, but you won't enjoy it.



Oh, and for the record, I don't give a fuck if people smoke or not. Just, let's not fool ourselves here about the realities. When smokers say shit about it not being harmful or make comments like the ones Denis Leary makes in his routine, they just make themselves look stupid. The propaganda they spout to keep themselves in denial makes most people think smokers are just too dumb to really know what they are doing to themselves. How about just saying "yeah, I smoke, because I enjoy it and don't give a shit about myself" or "yeah, I smoke because I enjoy it and I'm an addict". Too painful to admit? Poser.




toggletoggle post by dan. at Apr 8,2005 2:29pm
wow its so weird when someone does something when they are young to be cool! good thing none of us have ever gotten into that dangerous game!!!



toggletoggle post by dan. at Apr 8,2005 2:29pm
post script: you are all fucking idiots



toggletoggle post by groucho at Apr 8,2005 2:37pm
You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I'll bet he was glad to get rid of it.





toggletoggle post by metalmatt666 at Apr 8,2005 4:38pm
RustedAngel said:
I hope your faggy smoking get's banned from all public locations.[/QUOTE

smoking has been banned from all public indoor locations including bars and venues here in Columbus since February . but who cares smoking sucks and smells like shit anyway so i say good to the ban, now i dont have to smell that godawful shit when i go to shows



toggletoggle post by metalmatt666 at Apr 8,2005 4:38pm
The malboro man is a douchebag



toggletoggle post by dan. at Apr 8,2005 4:48pm
NOT COLUMBUS!!!! THE CULTURAL CENTER OF AMERICA HAS BEEN DEFILED!!!!!



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Apr 8,2005 4:58pm
anonymous said:
anonymous said:
Josh_Martin said:
Smoking takes years off your life. The shitty, final years, when you need dentures and depends.
If I live long enough for cigarettes to kill me, I'll consider myself lucky.


Thank you Denis Leary. As far as taking the shitty final years off of your life, if you do end up with cancer it almost guarantees you those shitty years, only 20 years earlier than you would have gotten them otherwise. Ever seen someone in the last year of their life dying from lung cancer? Nothing like only being 40 or 50 and needing your diaper changed. Sure you have all that great morphine and oxy, but you won't enjoy it.



Oh, and for the record, I don't give a fuck if people smoke or not. Just, let's not fool ourselves here about the realities. When smokers say shit about it not being harmful or make comments like the ones Denis Leary makes in his routine, they just make themselves look stupid. The propaganda they spout to keep themselves in denial makes most people think smokers are just too dumb to really know what they are doing to themselves. How about just saying "yeah, I smoke, because I enjoy it and don't give a shit about myself" or "yeah, I smoke because I enjoy it and I'm an addict". Too painful to admit? Poser.






fuck..... im gonna quit right now.....


do i hear aus rotten in the backround... hmmmmmm?



toggletoggle post by dan. at Apr 8,2005 5:01pm
i always enjoy when really dumb people have opinions. this thread is my mecca!



toggletoggle post by humanbonedeathmachine at Apr 8,2005 6:58pm
i just want to know how many of you butthole smokers smoke pot and want to see it legalised. hypocrites



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Apr 8,2005 7:29pm
i dont smoke pot



toggletoggle post by DEATH2ALL  at Apr 9,2005 3:08am
Scoracrasia said:
Get over yourselves. if someone smokes or doesn't who gives a fuck. deal with it.


I 2nd that. Who cares? This sounds like a bunch of NON METAL people, crying about a smoke free America. you should make a, "the Truth Hurts", commercial outta this shit. drink booze, smoke meth, pop pills, snort everything & fuck anything with a pulse!! I'm gonna go get high & smoke some butts..... If thats ok with you??

Violence is my anti drug... What's yours?



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