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returntothepit >> discuss >> Things you dont hear everyday by powerkok on Apr 7,2005 11:29am
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toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Apr 7,2005 11:29am
"Last night, I got so fucked up, I fucked my Mom."
"Last night, I got so fucked up, I sucked my Dads dick"
"Everytime I see that guy, he's always grabbing at my balls"
"Out of all my guy friends, you definitley have the best ass"



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toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Apr 7,2005 11:30am
"I'd like to have an intelligent conversation on the RTTP disscussion board"



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Apr 7,2005 11:33am edited Apr 7,2005 3:05pm
You're in the wrong place.
Go to the Jeopardy forums if ya want an intelligent convo.



toggletoggle post by timma nli at Apr 7,2005 11:40am
"i looked at my asshole in the mirror today. IT BLEW MY FACKIN MIND!"



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Apr 7,2005 12:11pm
"Im perfectly happy and have nothing to complain about ever"



toggletoggle post by WhyamIandasshole   at Apr 7,2005 12:14pm
"I just shit gumbo."



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Apr 7,2005 12:15pm
"she let me shit on her chest"



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Apr 7,2005 12:17pm
"no really, she likes it when i beat her"



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Apr 7,2005 12:19pm
"here you go hunny, a nice steak, cooked just how you like it, and a tall beer, let me know when your done we can go fuck for 10 minutes then ill do your laundry while you take a nap."



toggletoggle post by SuperFly at Apr 7,2005 12:21pm
your asshole telling your mouth it has bad breath.



toggletoggle post by Hung_to_Bleed   at Apr 7,2005 12:21pm
"some girls will only lick your asshole if you shave it, I actually braid my ass hair"



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Apr 7,2005 12:22pm
"here's that hot friend that wanted to join us"



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Apr 7,2005 12:22pm
"I love my job"



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Apr 7,2005 12:29pm
"yes officer, im fully aware of why you pulled my fucking ass over"



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Apr 7,2005 12:30pm
"Prison??? I can't wait!!"



toggletoggle post by silky  at Apr 7,2005 12:39pm
"that's what my grandpa used to call me right before he fucked my ass".



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Apr 7,2005 12:44pm
"HAHA, i just punched that nun right in the throat, she didnt even see it comming"



toggletoggle post by grundlegremlin at Apr 7,2005 12:58pm
Dude I got tickets to Cats!



toggletoggle post by grundlegremlin at Apr 7,2005 12:59pm
Wow you are awesome in bed.



toggletoggle post by grundlegremlin at Apr 7,2005 1:00pm
The truth



toggletoggle post by grundlegremlin at Apr 7,2005 1:01pm
Michael Jackson is Michael Jacksoning my child........and it's O.K.



toggletoggle post by grundlegremlin at Apr 7,2005 1:01pm
Hitler farted alot.



toggletoggle post by grundlegremlin at Apr 7,2005 1:02pm
She's only 8!?!?! She told me she was 10!!!!!



toggletoggle post by grundlegremlin at Apr 7,2005 1:02pm
A good joke.



toggletoggle post by grundlegremlin at Apr 7,2005 1:05pm
How many innocent people died during Bush's war on terrorism.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Apr 7,2005 1:19pm
Bush get through a speech without fucking something up



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Apr 7,2005 1:39pm
Thins you don't WANT to hear, courtesy of George Carlin (yet again, the guru of wisdom):

"Umm, honey? . . . Remember how we told the children never to play near the railroad tracks?"

"Umm, honey? . . . it's the police . . . they have a search warrant . . . and the 300 kilos of cocaine are still laying out on the living room table . . . "

paraphrased butchery above, but you get the idea.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Apr 7,2005 1:40pm
"I love my life"



toggletoggle post by dan. at Apr 7,2005 1:43pm
powerkok said:

You think its normal to want a fat cock in your ass?
would you accept a big fat cock in your ass?
would you ever accept a huge fat steaming cock in your ass?




toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Apr 7,2005 2:57pm
HAHAHAHAHAHHA



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Apr 7,2005 2:58pm
"I really think O.J. is innocent" Steve-HCN



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Apr 7,2005 2:59pm
thats real, btw.



toggletoggle post by Todd nli at Apr 7,2005 3:13pm
"I'm gonna let you off with a warning this time,But you can't just go around shooting people because they make you mad."



toggletoggle post by aboobadabee at Apr 7,2005 3:23pm
"i got this great idea for a 13 winters/wretched asylum fest"



toggletoggle post by hoser at Apr 7,2005 3:38pm
I pooped a cornish game hen.



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Apr 7,2005 6:36pm
"Thanks for fucking me in the ass, i can take a huge dump now."



toggletoggle post by killerkadoogan   at Apr 7,2005 7:04pm
No.



toggletoggle post by killerkadoogan   at Apr 7,2005 7:05pm
i only punched him because he's an orphan.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Apr 7,2005 7:51pm
KeithMutiny said:
"here you go hunny, a nice steak, cooked just how you like it, and a tall beer, let me know when your done we can go fuck for 10 minutes then ill do your laundry while you take a nap."


i tell my husband this every sunday... but it's more like, fuck for an hour



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Apr 7,2005 7:52pm
whoops, i forgot to login.... that was me



toggletoggle post by Anthony nli at Apr 7,2005 8:34pm
KeithMutiny said:
"HAHA, i just punched that nun right in the throat, she didnt even see it comming"


This quote reminds me of a true and amazing story of how a friend of mine got arrested one LSD-filled day in South Boston.



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Apr 7,2005 8:36pm
anonymous said:
KeithMutiny said:
"here you go hunny, a nice steak, cooked just how you like it, and a tall beer, let me know when your done we can go fuck for 10 minutes then ill do your laundry while you take a nap."


i tell my husband this every sunday... but it's more like, fuck for an hour


fuck you... you chicks arent worth 3 minutes. worthless cock hangars.



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Apr 7,2005 9:38pm
thegreatspaldino said:
anonymous said:
KeithMutiny said:
"here you go hunny, a nice steak, cooked just how you like it, and a tall beer, let me know when your done we can go fuck for 10 minutes then ill do your laundry while you take a nap."


i tell my husband this every sunday... but it's more like, fuck for an hour


fuck you... you chicks arent worth 3 minutes. worthless cock hangars.


well, somebody's grumpy.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 7,2005 9:50pm
powerkok said:
"Everytime I see that guy, he's always grabbing at my balls"


um... only when I hang out around blue or robb g.



toggletoggle post by Blue  at Apr 7,2005 9:52pm
dont forget the nipples.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 7,2005 9:54pm
Christraper said:
"I love my life"


sorry dude... but I definitely do.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 7,2005 9:56pm
anyone who doesn't love their life either needs to adjust their pants or end it.



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Apr 7,2005 9:57pm
i only fucked her cause i'm in love with you



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Apr 7,2005 10:07pm
Telephone call? Telephone call? That's communication with the outside world. Doctor's *discretion*. Nuh-uh. Look, hey - all of these nuts could just make phone calls, they could spread insanity, oozing through telephone cables, oozing into the ears of all these poor sane people, infecting them. Wackos everywhere, plague of madness



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Apr 7,2005 10:12pm
Hey... is that the cops? I'm an innocent victim in here! I was attacked by a coked up whore and a - a fuckin' crazy dentist!



toggletoggle post by psychogirl at Apr 8,2005 6:26am
true story: on a metalfestival called "mind over matter" (3days) someone came over to me and asked:

"hey baby, do you know when the band "mind over matter" is playing?"



toggletoggle post by silky  at Apr 8,2005 9:20am
"what's with all the cocks, man?" heard it yesterday from a mexican.



toggletoggle post by timma at Apr 8,2005 9:36am
seemless is the most hardcore, freshest, original band since black sabbath.

i'm only saying that because the kid next to me is looking at their website and i think he might be reading what i'm typing right now...



toggletoggle post by BSV at Apr 8,2005 7:02pm
hahah, i got 3 brazilians working in my shop....guess who's learning portuguese. so today we're detailing a mint escalade, the owner is a compulsive gambler with $10 scratch tickets. he has over $3,000 in the the interior, easily, some are winners. So naturally I turn to my crew and say, "este es bullshit, el pobre es mas pobre y rico es mas rico, que che guerveurra esta" my espanol is broken as fuck and keep in mind i'm saying this to my portuguese crew. so i pocketed 50 bucks in tickets and split it up with my boys. that made my day. i talk and think in foreign languages more than english nowadays, so everything is something i don't hear every day. that's my story. Che is also my hero of the month.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Apr 8,2005 7:09pm
thegreatspaldino said:
anonymous said:
KeithMutiny said:
"here you go hunny, a nice steak, cooked just how you like it, and a tall beer, let me know when your done we can go fuck for 10 minutes then ill do your laundry while you take a nap."


i tell my husband this every sunday... but it's more like, fuck for an hour


fuck you... you chicks arent worth 3 minutes. worthless cock hangars.


awww spaldino... if chicks aren't worth it, do you fuck guys?



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