Ass Hat
Home
News
Events
Bands
Labels
Venues
Pics
MP3s
Radio Show
Reviews
Releases
Buy$tuff
Forum
  Classifieds
  News
  Localband
  Shows
  Show Pics
  Polls
  
  OT Threads
  Other News
  Movies
  VideoGames
  Videos
  TV
  Sports
  Gear
  /r/
  Food
  
  New Thread
  New Poll
Miscellaneous
Links
E-mail
Search
End Ass Hat
login

New site? Maybe some day.
Posting Anonymously login: [Forgotten Password]
returntothepit >> discuss >> RTTP boxing by dftg on Feb 9,2009 3:49pm
Add To All Your Pages!
toggletoggle post by dftg at Feb 9,2009 3:49pm
I know that everyone here wants to punch Dwyer at least once, but some of us are gonna have to settle for just boxing each other.

FIGHT ME OR YOU ARE A PUSSY.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Feb 9,2009 3:52pm
a dunk tank would be cool too



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Feb 9,2009 3:53pm
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT'S.....

TIMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEE!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Feb 9,2009 3:55pm
Dwyer vs. Niccolai is the first one, I think...



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 9,2009 3:55pm
I haven't (drunken) boxed since 2003. not in shape right now, but it would be fun to drop the gloves and actually fight to the death



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 9,2009 3:56pm
Wearing gloves and having rules is for faggots and women.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Feb 9,2009 3:58pm
you trying to say that rules are for woman?

does that mean that women should be in politics?

this doesn't add up


kitchen or gtfo



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Feb 9,2009 3:59pm
http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=58167

We are womanly faggots, your point?!



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 9,2009 3:59pm
An idea thats time has come.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 9,2009 4:00pm
MY POINT IS THE POINT YOU JUST POINTED OUT IN THIS POWERPOINT PRESENTATION



toggletoggle post by dftg at Feb 9,2009 4:04pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
a dunk tank would be cool too


Looks like we have our first volunteer for a dose of Vitamin D!



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Feb 9,2009 4:05pm
me vs. every girl on RTTP in a kumite style blood bath.



toggletoggle post by dftg at Feb 9,2009 4:05pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT'S.....

TIMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEE!!!!!!


ok, xmikex is gonna be our announcer.



toggletoggle post by dftg at Feb 9,2009 4:06pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
me vs. every girl on RTTP in a kumite style blood bath.


Pam is gonna kick your ass.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Feb 9,2009 4:06pm
Intergender Wrestling!



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 9,2009 4:08pm
Pam vs. Leigh Rush in an inter-species match.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Feb 9,2009 4:09pm
Pam should not have to fight a horse.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 9,2009 4:10pm
I'll fight Pam's baby.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 9,2009 4:12pm
YOU AND ME VS. PAMBABY, HANDICAP MATCH



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Feb 9,2009 4:12pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
I'll fight Pam's baby.


Tag team!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 9,2009 4:12pm
WINNER TAKES FORMULA



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Feb 9,2009 4:13pm
If it's happening, it's going to haveto be formal.

As fun as it would be for everyone to find everyone else in parking lots and smash bottles on eachother, I just dont see too much of a point.

It will be a gloved match, with three 5 minute rounds, or five 3 min rounds.

2 minute respite between each round.

I'm fine with doing either boxing or MMA.

I got a gym that would probably be down for doing this.

I'm thinking 20 bucks a head. have a couple bands play (not too many, 3 or so)

If i'm going to participate, procedes will be split between RTTP to pay for aarons server and domain expenses and The Outlook to raise awareness of how retarded it is that our culture thinks fighting is the most important thing in the world.


Fouls:
1. Butting with the head.
2. Eye gouging of any kind.
3. Biting.
4. Hair pulling.
5. Fish hooking.
6. Groin attacks of any kind.
7. Putting a finger into any orifice or into any cut or laceration on an opponent.
8. Small joint manipulation.
9. Striking to the spine or the back of the head.
10. Striking downward using the point of the elbow.
11. Throat strikes of any kind, including, without limitation, grabbing the trachea.
12. Clawing, pinching or twisting the flesh.
13. Grabbing the clavicle.
14. Kicking the head of a grounded opponent.
15. Kneeing the head of a grounded opponent.
16. Stomping a grounded opponent.
17. Kicking to the kidney with the heel.
18. Spiking an opponent to the canvas on his head or neck.
19. Throwing an opponent out of the ring or fenced area.
20. Holding the shorts or gloves of an opponent.
21. Spitting at an opponent.
22. Engaging in an unsportsmanlike conduct that causes an injury to an opponent.
23. Holding the ropes or the fence.
24. Using abusive language in the ring or fenced area.
25. Attacking an opponent on or during the break.
26. Attacking an opponent who is under the care of the referee.
27. Attacking an opponent after the bell has sounded the end of the period of unarmed combat.
28. Flagrantly disregarding the instructions of the referee.
29. Timidity, including, without limitation, avoiding contact with an opponent, intentionally or consistently dropping the mouthpiece or faking an injury.
30. Interference by the corner.
31. Throwing in the towel during competition.

Ways To Win:
1. Submission by:
Physical tap out.
Verbal tap out.
2. Technical knockout by the referee stopping the contest.
3. Decision via the scorecards, including:
Unanimous decision.
Split decision.
Majority decision.
Draw, including:
Unanimous draw.
Majority draw.
Split draw.
4. Technical decision.
5. Technical draw.
6. Disqualification.
7. Forfeit.
8. No contest.




toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 9,2009 4:14pm
Be thankful that her baby doesn't look like those babies in that wacky movie "Nothing But Trouble" with John Candy, Dan Akroyd, and Chevy Chase.

Haha, that movie is so fucked up. Interesting fact: Digital Underground made a cameo appearance and one can see a very young Tupac if they look hard enough.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 9,2009 4:14pm
EVENING GOWN MATCH



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Feb 9,2009 4:15pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
YOU AND ME VS. PAMBABY, HANDICAP MATCH


beat me to it.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 9,2009 4:16pm
LADDER MATCH, WINNER BECOMES FORUM MOD FOR ONE YEAR



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Feb 9,2009 4:19pm
Niccolai's list of fouls pretty much eliminates all of my fighting techniques :(



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 9,2009 4:20pm
Fouls: 32. Altering opponent's Metal Archives entries



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 9,2009 4:20pm
Thank fuck stabbing is allowed.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Feb 9,2009 4:23pm



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 9,2009 4:23pm
Unfortunately, as per #7, The Shocker is a no-no.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Feb 9,2009 4:24pm
Niccolai, what gym did you have in mind?



toggletoggle post by Ken Clover at Feb 9,2009 4:24pm
Loser gets tea bagged by Rich Horror. Not quickly either - a slow, steeping tea bag. Rich can dip his nuts in any substance he chooses prior to the tea bagging.



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Feb 9,2009 4:27pm
Ken%20Clover said[orig][quote]
Loser gets tea bagged by Rich Horror. Not quickly either - a slow, steeping tea bag. Rich can dip his nuts in any substance he chooses prior to the tea bagging.


Why do i have a feeling he's going to choose raw meat?



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Feb 9,2009 4:28pm
I was going to ask the dude at SSSF in whitman Mike.

Don't know if he would be down or not, but he'd make money off it and it's a promotion oppertunity.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 9,2009 4:28pm
EARL GREY MOTHERFUCKER



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 9,2009 4:28pm
a good match would be those mcgunks vs. gravesideservice



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 9,2009 4:30pm
Coffin match?



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Feb 9,2009 4:32pm
We could have a ring put in Jimmy's, they do fashion shows and everything there...




toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Feb 9,2009 4:32pm
I'd like to push this more toward late august/ early september. I know it seems like a ways away, but its practically impossible to train in the winter.



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Feb 9,2009 4:33pm
AUTOPSY_666 said[orig][quote]
We could have a ring put in Jimmy's, they do fashion shows and everything there...



They would need additional liscense and insurence to be able to host it. It's probably going to haveto be an existing gym.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Feb 9,2009 4:34pm


For a quick charity match? Nah.



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Feb 9,2009 4:35pm
I want to have sex with every single pixel on that girl's legs.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 9,2009 4:36pm
Nicc: LOL@ RTTP d00dz pounding the crap out of each other to end war.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Feb 9,2009 4:49pm
i forsee this falling through for stupid but hilarious reasons



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Feb 9,2009 5:12pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
Nicc: LOL@ RTTP d00dz pounding the crap out of each other to end war.


haha gotta beat meatheads at there own game, you know?



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Feb 9,2009 5:14pm edited Feb 9,2009 5:15pm
Their?

You meat-head.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 9,2009 5:18pm
THAIY'RE



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Feb 9,2009 5:22pm
AUTOPSY_666 said[orig][quote]


For a quick charity match? Nah.


MOAR?



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Feb 9,2009 5:29pm
it was a matter of time before I typed something wrong.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Feb 9,2009 7:34pm
I'm gonna beat you for that, heh.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Feb 9,2009 7:35pm
Oh God how I would love this if it were real.



toggletoggle post by Hater at Feb 9,2009 9:08pm
Id do it.
I have plenty of enemies.



toggletoggle post by Hater at Feb 9,2009 9:09pm
Id fight anyone here.
All at once if I get a gun.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Feb 9,2009 9:17pm
Don't be too rough on dwyer, you might break his fake hip.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 9,2009 9:22pm
He had to sell a lot of Teratism CDs to get it.



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Feb 9,2009 9:27pm
I'm in. NO UFC!



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Feb 9,2009 10:24pm
If I'm fighting it's at 165. I'd prefer Muay Thai, but I'll fight MMA if I have to.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Feb 9,2009 11:29pm
I want to fight Blue. With kisses and bong rips and NOS tubes.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 10,2009 7:54am
MOTORCYCLES AND CHAINSAWS IN THE OCTAGON



toggletoggle post by Marquis de Crepitvde at Feb 10,2009 7:56am
Ong-Bak was pretty ill.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Feb 10,2009 9:56am
BUILD A LIFE-SIZED THUNDERDOME OR YOU ARE A PUSSY.



toggletoggle post by BoarcorpseJimbo   at Feb 10,2009 10:35am
If i can be in someones' corner, i can give them "healing medicines" that they will need to go the distance.



toggletoggle post by BoarcorpseJimbo   at Feb 10,2009 10:37am
..and by "Healing Medicines" i mean totally legal, home-made, only PARTIALLY psychedelic stimulants.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 10,2009 11:01am
I don't think I'd be able to adhere to any rules established due to the nature of how I fight. haha



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 10,2009 11:10am
Bare knuckles boxing or you are a pussy.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 10,2009 11:20am
BARE PUSSY BOXING OR YOU'RE A MOOSE KNUCKLE



toggletoggle post by Pires at Feb 10,2009 11:23am
BoarcorpseJimbo said[orig][quote]
..and by "Healing Medicines" i mean totally legal, home-made, only PARTIALLY psychedelic stimulants.


haha, it'd be pretty tough to fight on hallucinogenics. yet might be fun.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Feb 10,2009 11:26am
I challenged Joe Christianni to a no hold barred lip wrestling match.



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Feb 10,2009 7:00pm
We should have the singer from Hell Within on this.



Enter a Quick Response (advanced response>>)
Username: (enter in a fake name if you want, login, or new user)SPAM Filter: re-type this (values are 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D,E, or F)
Message:  b i u  add: url  image  video(?)show icons
remember:spell something wrong or you=narc
[default homepage] [print][11:12:49pm Apr 17,2024
load time 0.04419 secs/12 queries]
[search][refresh page]