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returntothepit >> discuss >> Does anyone know: Rich Bova(most well known shredder in NE), Painful Pleasure(bans), Best Friend Solitude(Band), Darkest Ruin(band), Desiree Villegas (Diety)? by BoarcorpseJimbo on Jun 8,2009 10:30pm
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toggletoggle post by BoarcorpseJimbo   at Jun 8,2009 10:30pm
Or ever heard of them?


.... besides from HERE that is.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 8,2009 10:32pm
DICK IS BRO



toggletoggle post by BoarcorpseJimbo   at Jun 8,2009 10:33pm
hehehe



toggletoggle post by Pires at Jun 8,2009 10:51pm
I think they formed chapter 50...



toggletoggle post by Blue  at Jun 8,2009 10:53pm
DICK



toggletoggle post by Blue  at Jun 8,2009 10:54pm
BRO



toggletoggle post by Blue  at Jun 8,2009 10:54pm
IS



toggletoggle post by Doomkid   at Jun 8,2009 10:56pm
Should we modify this to be CHICK IS BRO here?

I wonder if any of them have yet discovered our critical discussion of their publicly posted biographies?



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Jun 9,2009 9:04am
Ha!



toggletoggle post by darkwor  at Jun 9,2009 9:06am
you don't know who Rich Bova is??? THE SEVEN STRING SHREDDAR??



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Jun 9,2009 9:08am
Fuck Rusty Cooley.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jun 9,2009 9:12am
Rumor has it that drumming sensation Nick Tolias is working with the fabled DOUBLE bass pedal.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jun 9,2009 10:12am
i've been told his fills are breathtaking.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jun 9,2009 10:14am
I dunno about you guys, but to me this band sounds like a totally new style of metal!! I've never heard anything like this in my entire life! I wonder if the drummer teaches lessons...



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jun 9,2009 10:15am
xmikex said[orig][quote]
Rumor has it that drumming sensation Nick Tolias is working with the fabled DOUBLE bass pedal.
my mind is blown



toggletoggle post by Kevord  at Jun 9,2009 10:17am
I heard that Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, and Judas Priest all asked Rich Bova to join their bands But he told them they were posers.



toggletoggle post by Kadoog‘n‘stuff at Jun 9,2009 10:19am
xmikex said[orig][quote]
Rumor has it that the drumming sensation DOUBLE bass pedal is working with the fabled Nick Tolias .



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 9,2009 10:19am
Funny thing is that they all look (minus the chick) to be in their 30s or around it, yet no body really knows them.



toggletoggle post by Kadoog‘n‘stuff at Jun 9,2009 10:22am
More power to em for keeping on well into their golden years. That whippersnapper of a singer better keep her cheerios on her side of the van though.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jun 9,2009 10:26am
Kevord said[orig][quote]
I heard that Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, and Judas Priest all asked Rich Bova to join their bands But he told them they were posers.
dave mustaine had to settle for marty friedman when rich bova turned down the megadeth job because they weren't technical enough for him.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 9,2009 10:35am
i heard Jesus asked these guys to play the soundtrack to his crucifixion but they declined due to their otherworldly abilities.



toggletoggle post by Kevord  at Jun 9,2009 10:36am
Jon Nödtveidt killed himself after hearing Rich Bova's genre defining musicianship knowing he could never reach that level of skill.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 9,2009 10:38am
ha!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 9,2009 10:39am
Heath Ledger spontaneously combusted after hearing 1 millisecond of Rich Bova's genre defining musicianship.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jun 9,2009 10:39am
metallica turned into a butt-rock band when they realized rich bova perfected metal and made all the good metallica albums obsolete.



toggletoggle post by Kevord  at Jun 9,2009 10:41am
Tony Iommi cut off one of his fingers when his hand would not play like Rich Bova.



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Jun 9,2009 10:44am
The Reverend tried to take a picture of Rich Bova, but his otherworldly abilities couldn't be captured on film. It was all a blur!



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Jun 9,2009 10:45am
And no-one has better cameras then the rev ;-)



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 9,2009 10:46am
except Rich Bova's eyes. his ultra-vision is the only way he can see his fingers moving while playing.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jun 9,2009 10:48am
IDEA: someone needs to make a Chuck Norris Facts-esque site for Rich Bova



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jun 9,2009 10:49am
I heard Joan Jett called Desiree Villegas to congratulate her on her riveting god-like vocals, and she just let it go to voicemail like it was nothing.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jun 9,2009 11:12am
rich bova invented the internet so he could get the word out about his skills



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jun 9,2009 12:12pm
I was told that the "greyhounder" was a guitar player, and had just listened to Rich Bova when he decided there was nothing to live for and he should decapitate some dude.



toggletoggle post by Eli_hhcb at Jun 9,2009 12:17pm



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 9,2009 12:34pm
I heard Rich Bova went into a restaurant, then ate all the food in the restaurant then they had to close the restaurant



toggletoggle post by Eli_hhcb at Jun 9,2009 12:37pm
Rich Bova was so good at 7 string shredding, that the entire space time continuum have erased due to metashredding.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jun 9,2009 12:37pm
Rich Bova doesn't "teabag" girls, he potato sacks them.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 9,2009 1:12pm
I hear Guitar Center is selling a signature Rich Bova guitar for $6000



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Jun 9,2009 1:26pm
no! it's selling for over $9000!



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 9,2009 1:29pm
i'm surprised one of these dudes hasn't come on the board yet talking smack to all of us talking smack. once that happens, it's going to be fucking epic.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 9,2009 1:35pm
Rich Bova has his own message board that is solely dedicated to being better than this message board.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jun 9,2009 1:37pm
When Robert Johnson actually sold his soul to Rich Bova for his blues guitar skills.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 9,2009 1:37pm edited Jun 9,2009 1:38pm
THE RICH BOVA SHRED MASTER 9000




toggletoggle post by Rich Bova at Jun 9,2009 2:37pm
you don't know me ?



toggletoggle post by NE's Best Paternity Suit at Jun 9,2009 2:53pm
I had Rich Bova's baby! Ebay auction to follow!!!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 9,2009 3:16pm
I just found his personal MySpace and sent him a link to this thread.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 9,2009 3:19pm
so what happens when one of our bands does a show with them? awkwardness I assume?



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jun 9,2009 3:21pm
NE‘s%20Best%20Paternity%20Suit said[orig][quote]
I had Rich Bova's baby! Ebay auction to follow!!!
$100 BILLION




toggletoggle post by Pires at Jun 9,2009 4:25pm
im glad i stopped the new devourment for this. so glad. rich bova is better than devourment.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jun 9,2009 4:43pm
Rich Bova's incendiary guitar playing provided the heat necessary to melt the steel support beams at the WTC.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 9,2009 4:46pm
PBS is changing their show "Nova" to "Bova" in honor of the greatest guitar player that ever lived.



toggletoggle post by tylor  at Jun 9,2009 4:51pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
I just found his personal MySpace and sent him a link to this thread.
i was gonna feel bad til i found his myspace too and saw that his headline says "It's Not Bragging When You Truly Are The Best" ... and listened to his music




toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 9,2009 4:52pm
are you serious? it really says that? what a fucking tool



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Jun 9,2009 4:53pm
mess with the best die like the rest



toggletoggle post by tylor  at Jun 9,2009 4:55pm
http://www.myspace.com/bovabfs

someone was gonna do it

the music is laughs though



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jun 9,2009 5:00pm
Please tell me that's him on the vocals.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jun 9,2009 5:00pm
Damn, it's not.



toggletoggle post by mikeofdecrepitude at Jun 9,2009 5:06pm
His KoRn braids make him the real deal. It's not bragging when you truly look like a faggot.



toggletoggle post by Blue  at Jun 9,2009 5:08pm
holy shit those vocals are sewper siq



toggletoggle post by mikeofdecrepitude at Jun 9,2009 5:08pm
aren't they?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 9,2009 5:10pm
I look forward to him calling RTTP a bunch of jealous faggots and challenging the entire message board to a fight.



toggletoggle post by monster_island  at Jun 9,2009 5:18pm
" Sounds Like
Old School Metal And New School Melal Gave Birth To Talanted Little Bastard, Pumped Him Full Of Steorids And Set Him Off To Play "

i ve lived here in Rhode Island all my life and never knew of or heard the talent that is Bova



toggletoggle post by joeyumbrella  at Jun 9,2009 5:20pm
Was gonna say this thread is faggot, but clicked the link. NOW I SEE THE LIGHT!!!!



toggletoggle post by eric  at Jun 9,2009 5:21pm
there hasnt been a good RttP vs. shitty band epic fight in a while. may the gods bless us with a truly epic thread.



toggletoggle post by joeyumbrella  at Jun 9,2009 5:26pm
fight! fight! fight! fight! WEDGIE! WEDGIE! WEDGIE! WEDGIE!!!!!



toggletoggle post by Pires at Jun 9,2009 5:27pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! how is this really considered good? does he really think he's the best? for the love of fuck, will bova just please get on this message board already so all of us interweb losers can just rip these guys to shreds???



toggletoggle post by aril on the commuter rail at Jun 9,2009 5:36pm
I heard Rich Bova wanted to leagally change his name to Richard Malmsteen.

Ever guitar gets an erection knowing that the sacred hands of Bova are about to touch it.

Rich Bova wrote a letter to Guitar Center asking if they could change their name to Bova Center.

Rumor has it that Rich Bova's dreadlocks contain the cure for cancer but he's too good to let people know about it.

Richard Bova knows that Bach doesn't hold a candle to his musical ability.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 9,2009 6:42pm
I've had to pay Rich Bova $300 a month since birth for the use of his first name.



toggletoggle post by Pires at Jun 9,2009 6:45pm
So THATS how he afforded to by that wonderful 7string ibanez that has allowed us to hear his beautiful skills.



toggletoggle post by STLUCI at Jun 9,2009 7:40pm
the good thing about everyone ragging on this band is at least it keeps everyone from ragging on my band for a while .



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 9,2009 7:42pm
I'm pretty sure after the initial reaction all the ragging on your band was just from the one bitter weirdo.



toggletoggle post by markrichardsmobile at Jun 9,2009 9:38pm
Rich Bova used to play guitar for Graveside Service but now they are boring...or however that shit goes.



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Jun 9,2009 9:56pm
Rich Bova is McGunk!!!!



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Jun 9,2009 11:08pm
Yuqi Hu I change my name to Rich Bova and I get so much pussy now Jeanette makes her jealous!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 9,2009 11:08pm
hahaha



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jun 10,2009 8:42am
When you hear thunder at night it's really just Rich Bova chugging an E chord.

Rich Bova composed the theme song to Sanford & Son, and got pissed when the producers removed his 12 minute solo.

The Rich Bova signature series guitar is actually so expensive that it counted as his birthday, and all 8 Hanukkah presents.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jun 10,2009 10:20am
DICK IS BOVA.

(this should be a shirt)



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Jun 10,2009 10:26am
next composted shirt?



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jun 10,2009 10:36am
the vocals on his music page are hilarious



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jun 10,2009 10:38am
rich bova's harmonic squeals make every woman cum simultaneously. that time you actually thought your girlfriend wasn't faking it was because she got bova'd.



toggletoggle post by mikeofdecrepitude at Jun 10,2009 10:45am
Rich Bova doesn't actually exist. He is a figment of your imagination.



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Jun 10,2009 10:47am
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
rich bova's harmonic squeals make every woman cum simultaneously. that time you actually thought your girlfriend wasn't faking it was because she got bova'd.


Now that explains everything.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jun 10,2009 11:07am
Joe Christianni heard one of Rich Bova's epic solos and fell in love with him instantly. JC is now the president of the Rich Bova Fan Club. Unfortunately the RBFC is not recognized by Rich Bova, because as far as he's concerned, it goes without saying that all people are his fans. Regardless, Joe still sends him love poems everyday.



toggletoggle post by Kadoog‘n‘stuff at Jun 10,2009 11:22am
Band Members Rich Bova Guitars Chip Calise Drums Dave Vogel Bass Mike D Vocals


"RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE"



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jun 10,2009 11:25am
Rich Bova is the only man that can play the giant guitar from the Hard Rock Cafe sign.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jun 10,2009 11:26am
mikeofdecrepitude said[orig][quote]
We don't actually exist. We're all figments of Rich Bova's imagination.


fixed.



toggletoggle post by Eli_hhcb at Jun 10,2009 11:26am
OMG HAMMER ON's and PULL OFF's too!!!! NO WAY EVEN A DIVE BOMB!!!



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jun 10,2009 12:04pm
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
Joe Christianni heard one of Rich Bova's epic solos and fell in love with him instantly. JC is now the president of the Rich Bova Fan Club. Unfortunately the RBFC is not recognized by Rich Bova, because as far as he's concerned, it goes without saying that all people are his fans. Regardless, Joe still sends him love poems everyday.
ha, i was about to make a few joe christianni/rich bova jokes.

here's one:

rich bova is the super hero alter ego of mild mannered reported joe christianni.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jun 10,2009 1:40pm
Hahaha!

Blackmetallady is actually Rich Bova in drag.



toggletoggle post by markrichardsmobile at Jun 10,2009 1:47pm
The Wangcaster is a full scale replica of Rich Bova's genitalia.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jun 10,2009 2:15pm
Rich Bova's universal musical ability disrupted the space-time continuum and is responsible for the big bang. Which begs the question, what came first? Rich Bova's soloing or creation?



toggletoggle post by markrichardsmobile at Jun 10,2009 2:22pm
Rich Bova commanded George Van Epps to put a 7th string on the guitar because he needed more strings on which to shred and chug the chuggiest of downtuned nu metal grooves. Korn got the idea from him.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jun 10,2009 2:26pm
Rich Bova's Nu-metal stylings were so original that in 2007 Devastatin Dave asked his permission to apply his own unique brand of incredible scratching abilities to Bova's various musical projects.



toggletoggle post by sinistas   at Jun 10,2009 2:28pm
Rich Bova is the One True God of the Cylons.



toggletoggle post by markrichardsmobile at Jun 10,2009 2:29pm
The only reason Dave is so Devastatin' is because Rich Bova allowed him to work with such a god among men. Without Bova, Dave is just that. Dave. Feeble, unimportant Dave.



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Jun 10,2009 2:29pm
Rich Bova is Jesus.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 10,2009 2:35pm
Hcir Avob is his backwards Arab brother



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jun 10,2009 2:45pm
Rich Bova would end all religious debate, because he is everyone's God....but he would rather be shredding



toggletoggle post by markrichardsmobile at Jun 10,2009 2:49pm
Rich Bova's cornrows are nickelwound for maximum shred velocity.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 10,2009 2:58pm
Rich Bova's amps don't go to 10. Or 11. They go to 12.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jun 10,2009 3:03pm
Oh fuck, this has me fucking dying over here.



toggletoggle post by mikeofdecrepitude at Jun 10,2009 3:16pm
Rich Bova made a Faustian pact with the devil in order to obtain the ultimate shredding skills.

He also provided him with hair styling tips, to boost his animal magnetism.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jun 10,2009 3:21pm
i wish i knew about rich bova the other day when my cousin told me one of his teachers is mrs. bova.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jun 10,2009 3:21pm
Rich Bova tunes to the sound of quasars burning.

Rich Bova threw his copy of Guitar Hero out the window when he found out it wasn't a 2D scrolling game about his life.

One time Steve Vai tried out for Saint to Sinner, and Rich fell asleep in the middle of it. He woke up and asked in a sarcastic tone if the summer camp talent show was over yet.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Jun 10,2009 3:34pm
he should jam with rich rosa or rich costa



toggletoggle post by mikeofdecrepitude at Jun 10,2009 3:34pm
Rich Bova's one night stand with Rob Halford birthed Painful Pleasure.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jun 10,2009 4:30pm
The assassination of Lincoln was a coverup. Abe's head exploded when Rich Bova debuted his interpretive masterpiece of "Our American Cousin" at Ford's Theater.



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Jun 10,2009 4:35pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Rich Bova's amps don't go to 10. Or 11. They go to 12.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jun 10,2009 4:41pm
they go to infinity



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jun 10,2009 4:42pm
Rich Bova has to turn his amps to -10 in order to spare the lives of his billions of fans.



toggletoggle post by mikeofdecrepitude at Jun 10,2009 4:43pm
Rich Bova is the reincarnation of Nebuchadnezzar.



toggletoggle post by mikeofdecrepitude at Jun 10,2009 4:46pm
Rich Bova is a silicon-based life form.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jun 10,2009 4:56pm
Rich Bova anagrams to "rib havoc." He really does make me laugh.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jun 10,2009 5:01pm
rich bova eats guitars and shits out platinum records.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jun 10,2009 5:04pm
Rich Bova requires adamantium-plated Monster cables to handle the physical manifestation of the energy that is his guitar playing.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jun 10,2009 5:57pm
Rich Bova is Skynet



toggletoggle post by The Real Rich Bova at Jun 10,2009 7:19pm
Yea well you guys think this is funny, wait till I file my class action lawsuit against every single one of your asses. Fucking slandering prinks. how would you feel if you got made fun of like this.



toggletoggle post by PatMeebles at Jun 10,2009 7:27pm
Slandering prinks?

Oh Noez!



toggletoggle post by The Real Rich Bova at Jun 10,2009 7:32pm
I'm joking. This isn't him



toggletoggle post by PatMeebles at Jun 10,2009 7:36pm
I figured. The real one would probably have a combination of trying to be nice and gloating about how he's getting signed the second some bigwig discovers them in a shit bar.



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Jun 10,2009 11:44pm
read from the bottom up!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: IN THE SHIT (New Song and Still Needs Bass Player)
To: Saint To Sinner
Date: Jun 10, 2009 10:24 PM
Subject: RE:



youre asking me a question about a forum, thats faggot shit get a life.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Saint To Sinner
To: IN THE SHIT (New Song and Still Needs Bass Player)
Date: Jun 10, 2009 10:17 PM
Subject: RE:



Faggot?! I was just asking a question...

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: IN THE SHIT (New Song and Still Needs Bass Player)
To: Saint To Sinner
Date: Jun 10, 2009 10:15 PM
Subject: RE:


i dont know what the fuck youre talking about but sure faggot.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Saint To Sinner
To: IN THE SHIT (New Song and Still Needs Bass Player)
Date: Jun 10, 2009 9:32 PM
Subject:


Are you those badass guys who wrote in return to thr pit about us~



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Jun 10,2009 11:48pm
yeah sorry i wasnt aware of the fun y'all were having my B



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jun 11,2009 12:25am
If you google Rich Bova RTTP is the 5th hit. This is exactly 1/5th as big as dead ICP baby.

Rich Bova was an original member of Wyld Stallyns
God gave rock and roll to Rich Bova, put a little soul in Rich Bova



toggletoggle post by Doomkid   at Jun 11,2009 12:29am
That is an amazing exchange, I wonder if they're lurking.

W3 get your f0rum skilzz together.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Jun 11,2009 12:41am
again im sorry, i clearly fail.

fml rttp style kid



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 11,2009 1:04am
haha badass guys



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Jun 11,2009 1:28am



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jun 11,2009 2:25am
What do we have to do to get this thread to be the first thing Google shows when someone searches Rich Bova?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 11,2009 2:37am
if you look under Rich Bova's guitar, there is another guitar tuned to f#.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 11,2009 2:41am
Rich Bova is the new Joe Christiani... and one time when they got together... well, let's just say the warp-zone thread happen at that brief moment in time.



toggletoggle post by butt pirate at Jun 11,2009 3:59am
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
What do we have to do to get this thread to be the first thing Google shows when someone searches Rich Bova?


It's #3 now.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Jun 11,2009 5:32am
FLAVORED WATER



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Jun 11,2009 5:38am
Bova's Bakery in the North End is open 24 hours a day, Papa Bova is disappointed that his son is more interested in melting faces with killer shreds than filling cannoli and often threatens the boy with military school for missed shifts.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jun 11,2009 8:33am
Of course you're gonna get it as the #1 result if you search "Rich Bova RTTP"



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Jun 11,2009 8:44am
He just got F'd in the A!



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Jun 11,2009 8:56am
xgodzillax said[orig][quote]


LOL @ #3.

"He was actually fucked in the ass by Rich Bova ripping the ..."



toggletoggle post by markrichardsmobile at Jun 11,2009 10:15am
HAHAHA, success! I am proud to see my words displayed in such a manner.



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Jun 11,2009 11:17am
Bova's myspage where it says sounds like: "Old School Metal And New School Melal Gave Birth To Talanted Little Bastard, Pumped Him Full Of Steorids And Set Him Off To Play"



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jun 11,2009 11:24am
this thread = epic win



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jun 11,2009 11:25am
when rich bova dutch ovens a girl, she becomes pregnant with octuplets



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Jun 11,2009 11:29am edited Jun 11,2009 11:37am
I hear that he doesn't even need an amp. He just plugs the guitar right into his own ass.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jun 11,2009 11:33am
wow. unholy moley!



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 11,2009 11:40am
when rich bova reads returntothepit, he stares deep into your soul and crushes you with his mental powers for making fun of him



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jun 11,2009 11:45am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
when rich bova reads returntothepit, he stares deep into your soul and crushes you with his mental powers for making fun of him

its funny that you mention that....because Bova felt that Einstein was becoming too smart, so in order to stop Einstein from being smarter than him, Bova used his mental powers to cause the rupture of an abdominal aortic aneurysm, which eventually led to Einstein's death



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jun 11,2009 11:49am
In order to achieve ejaculation when masturbating, Rich Bova's hand must be in proper position for a root 6 minor 7 flat 5 chord. And yes, he masturbates lefty (fret hand, duh).



toggletoggle post by Kadoog‘n‘stuff at Jun 11,2009 12:04pm
Rich Bova will use this thread as a press release, believing that deep down, we all mean it.


Rich Bova finds his savior every morning at the bottom of his mirrored cereal bowls.


Rich Bova sleeps with a life-size cardboard cutout of Rich Bova, mid-powerslide, for easier penetration.


Rich Bova had a twin sister in the womb, but his constant shredding on her umbilical cord caused a partial miscarriage.


Rich Bova is Rich Bova.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jun 11,2009 12:19pm
Kadoog‘n‘stuff said[orig][quote]

Rich Bova finds his savior every morning at the bottom of his mirrored cereal bowls.


aaahhhahaha.

Rich Bova was Christ's 13th disciple, but left to pursue a solo career.



toggletoggle post by MikeofDecrepitude at Jun 11,2009 12:30pm
Rich Bova was recently found dead inside of his apartment, from an apparent drug overdose. The suicide note was scrawled and illegible, with the letters "RTTP" being the only decipherable words. More details to follow, and now here's Tom with the weather.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jun 11,2009 12:39pm
Don't get too excited. He's only shedding his human shell.



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Jun 11,2009 12:43pm
MikeofDecrepitude said[orig][quote]
Rich Bova was recently found dead inside of his apartment, from an apparent drug overdose. The suicide note was scrawled and illegible, with the letters "RTTP" being the only decipherable words. More details to follow, and now here's Tom with the weather.


LULZ.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 11,2009 12:44pm
Rich Bova removed all of his skin and just plays his tendons.



toggletoggle post by MikeofDecrepitude at Jun 11,2009 12:47pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
Don't get too excited. He's only shedding his human shell.


xmikex said[orig][quote]

Rich Bova is the 2nd coming of Christ


fixed.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 11,2009 12:57pm
Everytime Rich Bova takes a shit, he makes sure there's no one's watching because he really doesn't have to shit. Everybody knows gods don't shit.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Jun 11,2009 1:00pm
rich bova told john oates to shave off his moustache. and he did.

the virginia tech massacre resulted after the gunman's pleas to rich bova for an autographed saint to sinner poster were repeatedly ignored.

rich bova's tombstone declared that his tombstone should read "the shreddiest shredder that ever shredd".




toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 11,2009 1:02pm
Judge Shredd



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 11,2009 1:04pm
Rich Bova's room consists of 21 paper shredders because he can only be around people that are like him.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 11,2009 1:04pm
hahaha that was a good one.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jun 11,2009 2:03pm
The last time Rich Bova took a shit Roger Waters stole it and wrote Dark Side of the Moon.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 11,2009 2:15pm
Rich Bova was a founding member of Asystole.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Jun 11,2009 2:17pm
when prompted to advance sums of money to nigerian princes, rich bova replies "rich bova only looks out for one person: rich bova."



toggletoggle post by MikeofDecrepitude at Jun 11,2009 2:23pm
BOVA SCANDAL UPDATE: Rich Bova sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him shredding powers.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 11,2009 2:30pm
More and more quantum physics professors are accepting the real meaning of dimensions and the universe: Rich Bova's seven-String Theory.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jun 11,2009 2:31pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
Rich Bova was a founding member of Sacreligion.


Fixed.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 11,2009 2:39pm
After numerous requests to Oasis, Rich Bova's demand of them changing their lyrics to "Like a Champagne SuperBova, a champagne superBovaaaa" has finally been granted.



toggletoggle post by Doomkid   at Jun 11,2009 2:41pm
I feel like most of these should be attached to illustrations from The Far Side.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jun 11,2009 2:45pm
I'm tellin ya....RichBovaFacts.com...DO IT NAO



toggletoggle post by MikeofDecrepitude at Jun 11,2009 2:52pm
GUITAR GURU BOVA TO RTTP: "OUTSHRED ME OR YOU'RE A PUSSY."



toggletoggle post by Kadoog‘n‘stuff at Jun 11,2009 2:54pm



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jun 11,2009 2:55pm
MikeofDecrepitude said[orig][quote]
GUITAR GURU BOVA TO RTTP: "OUTSHRED ME OR YOU'RE A PUSSY."


I've never considered myself a "shredder" or even a guitar player that played "solos" but I have two broken fingers on my fretting hand right now and can still probably outshred him.



toggletoggle post by Kadoog‘n‘stuff at Jun 11,2009 2:59pm



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 11,2009 3:01pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
After numerous requests to Oasis, Rich Bova's demand of them changing their lyrics to "Like a Champagne SuperBova, a champagne superBovaaaa" has finally been granted.

oh my... I really really really wish that I had my new updates uploaded. that is the best.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 11,2009 3:03pm
Rich Bova actually has the combined shredding abilities of 3 men. he stole it from his 2 brothers, Spacecorpse and FinalBloodBath.



toggletoggle post by Kadoog‘n‘stuff at Jun 11,2009 3:04pm



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 11,2009 3:05pm
Saint to Sinner pay $131,528,041.65 transfer fee to buy Rich Bavo from Best Friend Solitude



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jun 11,2009 3:07pm
Kadoog‘n‘stuff said[orig][quote]
LMAO!!!!!



toggletoggle post by Kadoog‘n‘stuff at Jun 11,2009 3:07pm
I am a master of pseudo-photoshop.



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Jun 11,2009 3:07pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
MikeofDecrepitude said[orig][quote]
GUITAR GURU BOVA TO RTTP: "OUTSHRED ME OR YOU'RE A PUSSY."


I've never considered myself a "shredder" or even a guitar player that played "solos" but I have two broken fingers on my fretting hand right now and can still probably outshred him.


Bact.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jun 11,2009 3:10pm
Rich Bova's former job was crafting julienne salads. He never once used a knife.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 11,2009 3:19pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
After numerous requests to Oasis, Rich Bova's demand of them changing their lyrics to "Like a Champagne SuperBova, a champagne superBovaaaa" has finally been granted.


hahahahahahahaha



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Jun 11,2009 3:26pm
The beginning of existence was started when Rich Bova played the heaviest riff known to the universe.

When Rich Bova cums, Korn gathers it together, smears it on their instruments, and writes a new record.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jun 11,2009 3:28pm
I got Rich Bova samplers NOT ON RELAPSE in my Century Media gift bag.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jun 11,2009 3:42pm
Rich Bova is so metal that he doesn't post on RTTP.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jun 11,2009 3:44pm
Rich Bova killed Chiodos with an Asus7 arpeggio.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jun 11,2009 3:48pm
Are you sure it wasn't an Am7 arpeggio?



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Jun 11,2009 3:50pm
Cage's 4'33" was originally supposed to be four minutes thirty-three seconds of Rich Bova's epic shredding but his sonics were so innovative and pumped with steroids that they destroyed the magnetic tape recording him.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jun 11,2009 3:53pm
The Nazca lines were made so that Rich Bova's soaring melodies would have something to look at.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Jun 11,2009 3:54pm edited Jun 11,2009 3:55pm
Rich Bova shredded the theme song to John Dwyer's conception...FROM ATOP HIS MOM



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Jun 11,2009 3:58pm
50 trillion years from now a tasty lick Rich Bova played at age 12 will be responsible for the heat death of the universe.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Jun 11,2009 4:02pm
According to Fairuza Balk in 1996's hit film The Craft: "If God and the Devil were playing football, Rich Bova would be the stadium that they played on"



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jun 11,2009 6:13pm
ah dammit, and here I was thinking the photoshopping hadn't started.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 11,2009 6:28pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
Rich Bova is so metal that he doesn't know RTTP.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 11,2009 6:29pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
MikeofDecrepitude said[orig][quote]
GUITAR GURU BOVA TO RTTP: "OUTSHRED ME OR YOU'RE A PUSSY."


I've never considered myself a "shredder" or even a guitar player that played "solos" but I have two broken fingers on my fretting hand right now and can still probably outshred him.
stop lying you fucking liar.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 11,2009 6:30pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
MikeofDecrepitude said[orig][quote]
GUITAR GURU BOVA TO RTTP: "OUTSHRED ME OR YOU'RE A PUSSY."


I've never considered myself a "shredder" or even a guitar player that played "solos" but I have two broken fingers on my fretting hand right now and can still probably outshred him.
end that with "in my dreams"



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 11,2009 6:57pm
Rich Bova's alarm clock is zakk wylde playing the national anthem.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Jun 11,2009 7:02pm
Zakk Wylde's alarm clock is Rich Bova playing the Bovanian national anthem.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jun 11,2009 7:07pm
Jim Belushi was not chanting "TOGA" in Animal House, he was chanting "BOVA" as a shout out to his lord and savior



toggletoggle post by markrichardsmobile at Jun 11,2009 7:15pm
Freddy Mercury did not die of AIDS; after denying Rich Bova's demand of calling one of Queen's biggest hits "Bovamian Rhapsody," Bova pointed his axe to the frontman and placed a curse on him with the nastiest chromatic scale anyone had ever heard.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 11,2009 8:16pm
cowbell ask for more bova.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jun 11,2009 8:19pm
The robot wants Bova and Chi Chi's



toggletoggle post by Kadoooooouche at Jun 11,2009 8:34pm
Rich Bova's right hand moves so fast as to slow the Earth's rotation by 3/16 of a second every time he shreds, making the year not 2009 but 1998. This ensures both his music and his haircut will remain in style as long as there are Bovas living among us.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 11,2009 9:11pm
markrichardsmobile said[orig][quote]
Freddy Mercury did not die of AIDS; after denying Rich Bova's demand of calling one of Queen's biggest hits "Bovamian Rhapsody," Bova pointed his axe to the frontman and placed a curse on him with the nastiest chromatic scale anyone had ever heard.


hahahaha



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Jun 11,2009 9:35pm
Herman Li is actually Rich Bova with his eyelids taped back.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jun 11,2009 10:17pm
Geffen is releasing a 4 disc box set of Rich Bova tuning his guitar.



toggletoggle post by |an  at Jun 11,2009 11:22pm
When I grow up, I'm going to go to Bova University!



toggletoggle post by Kadoooooouche at Jun 11,2009 11:47pm
When my testicles finally dropped last year, I named them "Bo" and "Va".



toggletoggle post by BILLY MAYS & SHITBAG BANDS at Jun 12,2009 7:32am
I WAS JUST INVOKING THE MAJESTIC THRONE OF RICH BOVA.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jun 12,2009 8:22am
sculpting the throne of bov?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 12,2009 9:33am
___________________________________
[Jun 11,2009 11:22pm - |an ]
When I grow up, I'm going to go to Bova University!

that is probably one of the top ones.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jun 12,2009 9:34am



toggletoggle post by MikeofDecrepitude at Jun 12,2009 10:00am
As you can see above, this is just another inspiring example of how Rich Bova's guitar playing has provided another grieving family with hope and spiritual rejuvenation. It's always difficult when someone loses a child, and Rich Bova is a licensed guitar practitioner, who's soothing notes unlock the spirit that has been bound by the shackles of grief. Rich Bova's unique playing style resonates with the 7 major chakra's and has been known to cause spontaneous enlightenment within many whom have experienced his medicinal guitar playing powers. So give Rich Bova a call, because you shouldn't have to suffer anymore. Isn't it time to step into the light and let the healing begin?



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jun 12,2009 10:02am
^^That was beautiful^^



toggletoggle post by xitsdoomsdayx at Jun 12,2009 10:06am
The second coming dont have shit on BoVa... Praise be to Bova



toggletoggle post by markrichardsmobile at Jun 12,2009 10:27am
There has been an influx of Bova's Witnesses making their way around town spreading the shreddings of Bova. Praise be to Bova. Witness that shit.



toggletoggle post by Nobody_Cares at Jun 12,2009 10:34am
This thread is why I love RTTP. Hours can be spent creating Bova-isms.



toggletoggle post by markrichardsmobile at Jun 12,2009 10:39am
While it takes us hours to create Bova-isms, it takes Rich Bova mere seconds to create soulful hit songs brimming with unmatched shred.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 12,2009 10:42am
somewheeeeeere Bova the rainbooow



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 12,2009 10:44am
After months of searching and massive amounts of evidence, biblical scholars were led to Providence on the idea that someone possessed the Holy Grail. In the most unlikely fashion possible, authorities were led to a part of Providence where only the elite thrive and live. Stumbling across a back hall way littered with used tampons and old peanut brittle boxes, one scholar noted that there was no way the grail would exist under these conditions. Upon entering a room which was again littered with broken guitar picks, amps that went to 12, strangely-shaped guitars with odd amount of strings, and a collection of yellow toenails pinned to the wall, the scholars were downright disgusted.
Be lo and behold, standing in the corner of the room and shining brightly in a yellow hue, Rich Bova gently nodded his head and told them the story of how he is the 2nd coming of Christ and created the universe himself. The scholars dropped to their knees and began to worship the man, as he showered them in official gold pressings of Saint To Sinner EPs and holy dust from shredding so much.



toggletoggle post by HeavensJail_nli at Jun 12,2009 10:44am
Rich Bova knows what step 2 in the underpants gnomes' plan is. Hell, Bova IS step 2.

1. Collect underpants.
2. RICH BOVA MOST WELL-KNOWN SHREDDER IN NE
3. Profit!



toggletoggle post by Kadoog‘n‘stuff at Jun 12,2009 10:44am
I was gonna put Rich Bova's head on the cover of Dick Dale's "Better Shred Than Dead", but I thought better of it. Draw your own conclusions on that one...



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 12,2009 10:47am
WE ARE THE KNIGHTS WHO SAAAY.......BOVA!!



toggletoggle post by Kadoog‘n‘stuff at Jun 12,2009 10:49am
Rich Bova IS the center of the Milky Way, and all the theories floating around about 2012 are part of an elaborate conspiracy to keep us distracted from such a BR00TAL TRVTH.



toggletoggle post by markrichardsmobile at Jun 12,2009 10:52am
Are you trying to say that Rich Bova is delicious nougat?



toggletoggle post by Kadoog‘n‘stuff at Jun 12,2009 10:55am
If Rich Bova, Yngwie Malmsteen, Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, and Buckethead all walked into the same room at the same time, it would create a vortex of Shred so powerful that every living thing on Earth would be sucked through and transported to the Planet Shred, inhabited by the Wankerites. We regular humans would not survive, and 3 of the 4 above mentioned shredders would fail to adapt. Rich Bova, however, would evolve, growing a 6th and 7th finger on each hand, living happily ever after with his Wankerite brethren and ensuring the continuity of the human race.



toggletoggle post by Kadoog‘n‘stuff at Jun 12,2009 10:56am
markrichardsmobile said[orig][quote]
Are you trying to say that Rich Bova is delicious nougat?


ARE YOU SAYING HE ISN'T?!



toggletoggle post by HeavensJail_nli at Jun 12,2009 10:56am
RICH BOVA HAS DELICIOUS SHRED. WE MUST EAT IT.



toggletoggle post by markrichardsmobile at Jun 12,2009 10:57am
I'm not sayin' shit. Thou shalt not take the Lord Bova's name in vain.



toggletoggle post by Kadoog‘n‘stuff at Jun 12,2009 11:01am
Rich Bova was left off Rolling Stone's list of the 100 Greatest Guitarists of All Time. When approached for comment, Jann Wenner said, "If we put Rich Bova on the list, there would have BEEN no list. His list of accomplishments alone would take up an entire issue. We're saving it for our 100th anniversary."



toggletoggle post by Kadoog‘n‘stuff at Jun 12,2009 11:05am
Mark Wahlberg is rumored to have been cast in the titular role of the upcoming biopic, "Bova: The Rich Bova Story: The Rise and Further Rise of Rich Bova: Based on the True Story of Rich Bova: Rich Bova."

When asked for comment, Mr. Wahlberg simply said "STAND UP AND SHOUT!"



toggletoggle post by Kadoog‘n‘stuff at Jun 12,2009 11:11am
After being Knighted by the Queen of England, Rich Bova got a call from Elton John with an offer to play a Royal Concert together. After one rehearsal Elton's brain popped. Footage from the rehearsal studio shows Bova climbing inside Elton's piano and shredding "Beyond the Yellow Brick Road" on the piano wire.

BREAKING NEWS: Sir Rich Bova has stormed Parliament and demanded he be made King of England. It is not yet known if Sir Bova knows how these things work. more as this story develops.



toggletoggle post by xitsdoomsdayx at Jun 12,2009 11:11am
markrichardsmobile said[orig][quote]
I'm not sayin' shit. Thou shalt not take the Lord Bova's name in vain.



May Bova be with you..



toggletoggle post by Kadoog‘n‘stuff at Jun 12,2009 11:13am
THIS JUST IN: Sir Rich Bova was denied Kinghood. England has disappeared from all maps and GPS tracking systems. If you have seen England, contact BLIDDLY WOOOOOOOOW WEEEEEE CKIDDLYWIDDLYWIDDLYBIDDLEYBWEEOEWWWWWWOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW



toggletoggle post by xitsdoomsdayx at Jun 12,2009 11:14am
Kadoog‘n‘stuff said[orig][quote]
THIS JUST IN: Sir Rich Bova was denied Kinghood. England has disappeared from all maps and GPS tracking systems. If you have seen England, contact BLIDDLY WOOOOOOOOW WEEEEEE CKIDDLYWIDDLYWIDDLYBIDDLEYBWEEOEWWWWWWOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW

Its halariouse when you sound it out



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jun 12,2009 11:26am
RustyPS said[orig][quote]
Jim Belushi was not chanting "TOGA" in Animal House, he was chanting "BOVA" as a shout out to his lord and savior
in another movie-related bova-ism, farva was not asking for a liter cola in super troopers. he wanted a liter bova, as in a liter of rich bova's sweet dick nectar.



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Jun 12,2009 11:47am



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Jun 12,2009 11:59am
RustyPS said[orig][quote]
Jim Belushi was not chanting "TOGA" in Animal House, he was chanting "BOVA" as a shout out to his lord and savior
His brother John later honored their divine creator in Animal House 2000 by chanting "BOVA, BOVA, BOVA, 2000!" aboard a trans-Pacific flight.



toggletoggle post by Kadoog‘n‘stuff at Jun 12,2009 12:37pm
Rich Bova's well-honed come-hither stare has been the topic of much debate among Bovologists, but the one prevailing sentiment is that BWIDDDLYWWWEOOOWSHALANGAGREEEEEEEEEENGSHIDDLYWOOOOOOOOOOTAPTAPTAPTAP



toggletoggle post by |an  at Jun 12,2009 12:47pm edited Jun 12,2009 12:48pm
Now to up the ante...

It had to be revealed, that Rich Bova is actually Mr. Cool Ice!




toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 12,2009 12:50pm
Bovanagar



toggletoggle post by JoeyCobra  at Jun 12,2009 1:04pm
Bova Fett.....greatest bounty hunter in all the universe.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jun 12,2009 1:09pm
xgodzillax said[orig][quote]

Bova and John Bush (Anthrax, Armored Saint): separated at birth?




toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 12,2009 1:11pm
i wonder when the first appearance of Rich Bova will be on textsfromlastnight.com



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jun 12,2009 1:28pm


Niccolai with the assist on this one



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jun 12,2009 1:38pm
^^Genius.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jun 12,2009 1:53pm
hahahaha



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 12,2009 1:55pm
ahahahah



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jun 12,2009 1:59pm
Mine from failthread yesterday, far subpar to the above but what the hell




toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 12,2009 1:59pm
@ 12:01am on June 13th, Rich Bova surpasses Rich Horror as the most popular internet personality named Rich.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jun 12,2009 2:01pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
@ 12:01am on June 13th, Rich Bova surpasses Rich Horror as the most popular internet personality named Rich.
...which coincides with the switch to digital TV

COINCIDENCE?!?!? I THINK NOT



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 12,2009 2:02pm
Rich Bova is the identity I use when I cruise for cougars.



toggletoggle post by C.deaD at Jun 12,2009 2:08pm
Oh my shit, this has to be the most epic thread ever. Thanks for all the photoshops. They really made my day. Good stuff, good stuff.

This guy must be so pissed.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 12,2009 2:12pm
The best part is the message I sent him is still unread, so they found out about this on their own.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jun 12,2009 2:13pm
This is more publicity than he'll ever get elsewhere...he should be grateful for the epic bovashopping.



toggletoggle post by Eli_hhcb at Jun 12,2009 2:13pm
Rich bova right rich horror or you are a pussy



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Jun 12,2009 2:20pm
Eli_hhcb said[orig][quote]
Rich bova fight rich horror or you are a pussy


fixed



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Jun 12,2009 2:22pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
The best part is the message I sent him is still unread, so they found out about this on their own.



sweatpants disco had messaged him already. they messaged the in the shit page asking if we were the people who started the thread on RTTP. and i invited them to the 13th, cause i wanna fight that band. hahaha



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jun 12,2009 2:22pm
BE WARNED! RICH KNOWS ABOUT THIS THREAD!



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Jun 12,2009 2:26pm
IT IS NOT A BOVA!




toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jun 12,2009 2:43pm
GIT TO ZE BOVA NAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 12,2009 2:49pm
xgodzillax said[orig][quote]
Eli_hhcb said[orig][quote]
Rich bova fight rich horror or you are a pussy


fixed
I didn't know you could translate stoner. cool.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 12,2009 2:50pm
no Rich Bova
no Peace
Know Rich Bova
Know Peace.

whoah.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 12,2009 2:51pm edited Jun 12,2009 2:51pm
C.deaD said[orig][quote]
Oh my shit, this has to be the most epic thread ever. Thanks for all the photoshops. They really made my day. Good stuff, good stuff.

This guy must be so pissed.
He's probably shaking his fist at the screen.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 12,2009 2:51pm
RustyPS said[orig][quote]
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
@ 12:01am on June 13th, Rich Bova surpasses Rich Horror as the most popular internet personality named Rich.
...which coincides with the switch to digital TV

COINCIDENCE?!?!? I THINK NOT
Also, someone's going to get facebook.com/richbova



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 12,2009 2:52pm
honestly, as much as I think this is all funny, if I was him I'd be rip shit. Imagine having a thread with almost 3,000 views where everybody made fun of you without even knowing you. Either rip shit or flattered.

but keep em coming.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jun 12,2009 2:54pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
honestly, as much as I think this is all funny, if I was him I'd be rip shit. Imagine having a thread with almost 3,000 views where everybody made fun of you without even knowing you. Either rip shit or flattered.

but keep em coming.


Considering that he was probably the one to write that bio, and has the quote "It's not bragging if you truly are the best" on his myspace, fuck him.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jun 12,2009 2:55pm
And refers to his peers as "local shitbags"

Oh wait, we aren't even close to being on his talent tier.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 12,2009 2:58pm
you speak the truth.



toggletoggle post by MikeofDecrepitude at Jun 12,2009 3:00pm
Dick Brova iz so kewl.



toggletoggle post by PatMeebles at Jun 12,2009 3:25pm
It's like if Prince knocked up some fugly Italian broad



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jun 12,2009 3:41pm
We're peers to Rich Bova like Jewish slaves were peers to Ramses.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 12,2009 3:53pm
Q: How did Rich Bova receive thousands of dollars when he was a young teen?

A: His Bar mitzbova.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 12,2009 4:02pm
I'm laughing to hard about the garfield one to feel any pain right now.



toggletoggle post by sli sli sli at Jun 12,2009 4:16pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]


Niccolai with the assist on this one


awesome, my only criticism is that at the end, jon arbuckles face would turn into rich bova. (and then no woman would ever turn jon down for a date ever again)

In other news, I heard Bill Brasky challenged Rich Bova to a fight, Rich just showed up with nothing but a mini-stack and a squire strat and still managed to play a badass enough sweep arpeggio to make Bill Braskys head explode.
he was then heard to exclaim; "I'm Rich Bova, Bitch!" before climbing into his chariot driven by a train of white stallions twice as long as Zakk Wyldes and riding off into the sunset.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 12,2009 4:18pm
Bill and Ted's 3: Bova Journey.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 12,2009 4:19pm
Rich is really irish... Rich O'Bova. with a name like that, he could ne president.



toggletoggle post by HeavensJail_nli at Jun 12,2009 4:22pm
http://www.aplegal.com/officialgazette/archive/20041130_RC.pdf

"Best Friend Solitude" is a U.S. registered service mark. (for srs, page 614) Bova does not need to register his own name as a trademark with the government because he can compel royalties at his pleasure with the power of shred.



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax all up in ya anus at Jun 12,2009 4:59pm
IN BOVA WE TRUST!



toggletoggle post by PatMeebles at Jun 12,2009 5:16pm
Rich Bova's penis' name is Bova Constrictor.



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Jun 12,2009 6:24pm
body of bova
amen
blood of bova
amen.

*diddle diddle*



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Jun 12,2009 6:33pm
In olden times escaped slaves would dream of crossing the Rio Bova and washing up on the shores of Bovania. Although they would still be slaves (only to wealthy Bovanian plantation owners instead of American plantation owners) many waded across the sparkling waters of the Bova on the promise that instead of whippings for their insolence they would receive sweep arpeggios from the benevolent god-king Bova's 7-stringed Ibanez bullwhip.



toggletoggle post by BoarcorpseJimbo   at Jun 12,2009 8:16pm
xgodzillax Said:

"RichHorror said:The best part is the message I sent him is still unread, so they found out about this on their own.



sweatpants disco had messaged him already. they messaged the in the shit page asking if we were the people who started the thread on RTTP. and i invited them to the 13th, cause i wanna fight that band. hahaha"

I am so proud off all of you. This is why someone starts an RTTP thread, in hopes of this special phenomenon.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Jun 12,2009 8:48pm
excellent



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Jun 12,2009 9:37pm edited Jun 12,2009 9:38pm
Before the Porfiriato every Mexican schoolchild learned the great story of how Rich Bova thwarted the greatest military force Continental Europe could ever assemble at Puebla. Bova's role in Mexican history was already established at this point, his living legacy so great that both the numeral five and the month of May were renamed in his honor. Before Diaz' jealousy got the better of him every Mexican enjoyed the wonderful holiday of Bova de Bova.

A lesser man would have been saddened by such an insult to his legacy, but Bova was already well equipped to deal with lesser men's jealousy; having watched Napoleon's forces blast the divine countenance of Bova off the Great Sphinx of Bova...it took forty blasts with their largest cannon to unhinge the stone Bova's nose.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Jun 12,2009 9:43pm edited Jun 12,2009 9:44pm
Though Rich Bova's true power exceeds all human understanding he is incapable of defeating Yellow Squadron on the Stonehenge level of the Sony Playstation 2 game Ace Combat 4 and has to have his older brother beat it for him.



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Jun 13,2009 12:55am
BoarcorpseJimbo said[orig][quote]
I am so proud off all of you. This is why someone starts an RTTP thread, in hopes of this special phenomenon.




hey jim, go fuck yourself. enjoy that you faggot



toggletoggle post by BoarcorpseJimbo   at Jun 13,2009 12:59am
hahaha!! Let me guess, you wanna.... fight me?



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Jun 13,2009 1:08am
Go see his band.



toggletoggle post by BoarcorpseJimbo   at Jun 13,2009 1:12am
so, did i just get someone mad because i'm happy/hippyish.."faggish"? Or did i unknowingly make someone angry?



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Jun 13,2009 1:53am
BoarcorpseJimbo said[orig][quote]
so, did i just get someone mad because i'm happy/hippyish.."faggish"? Or did i unknowingly make someone angry?




no youre just a waste of life. thanks



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Jun 13,2009 1:54am
Rich Bova does not approve of you discussing Bova-less matters in such a Bova-rich thread.



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Jun 13,2009 2:10am
SacreligionNLI said[orig][quote]
Rich Bova does not approve of you discussing Bova-less matters in such a Bova-rich thread.



thank you. PRAISE BE TO BOVA



toggletoggle post by iamnotkennyg   at Jun 13,2009 2:55am
our guitarist doesn't practice anymore, he just kneels before his bova shrine



toggletoggle post by Doomkid still in Oakland at Jun 13,2009 3:20am
Both of you quit your bitchin. Their biography was posted originally for its own absurdness, the phenom it has become is beside the point.



toggletoggle post by BoarcorpseJimbo   at Jun 13,2009 6:24am
waste of life? I don't think we've even met.



toggletoggle post by BoarcorpseJimbo   at Jun 13,2009 10:30am
BoarcorpseJimbo Said:

--"RichHorror said:The best part is the message I sent him is still unread, so they found out about this on their own.

---xgodzillax Said:
"sweatpants disco had messaged him already. they messaged the in the shit page asking if we were the people who started the thread on RTTP. and i invited them to the 13th, cause i wanna fight that band. hahaha"

(me)---I am so proud off all of you. This is why someone starts an RTTP thread, in hopes of this special phenomenon,

I was really just referencing xgodzillax's post because i started the thread, and bova's supagroup asked who started it. NOT because i was poking fun at xgodzillax, and when i said:

"hahaha!! Let me guess, you wanna.... fight me?"
...

it was because i still thought he was kidding and i was joking too.

But i gather from his "waste of life" comment that i was wrong... that he's just plain mean.



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Jun 13,2009 10:46am
rich bova is not impressed with your lack of rich bova.



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Jun 13,2009 12:51pm
He's rough and tough.



toggletoggle post by Kadoog‘n‘stuff at Jun 13,2009 1:25pm
Rich Bova knew of this thread's existence before we did. His mental capacity is such that all the knowledge of past and present universes can be tapped as easily as the frets of his bwiddluuuueeeeoooowwwwwnuggaduhguttaguhjgutaughssafasf af



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jun 13,2009 1:54pm
Hammer-on pull-off skreee dive bomb.



toggletoggle post by BoarcorpseJimbo   at Jun 13,2009 2:17pm
i haven't been able to sleep all night, and i've had terrible stomache pains... I've angered Bova.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Jun 13,2009 3:27pm
The plot of the Super Nintendo classic Terranigma is loosely based on Rich Bova's autobiography.



toggletoggle post by BoarcorpseJimbo   at Jun 13,2009 3:50pm
^^that's funny, because if you beat Emperor Palameciah in FF2 for SNES without loosing any hit points you fight Rich Bova.. who proceeds to devour any will you might have had to ever play video games again.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Jun 13,2009 3:52pm
Jeremy Roenick in NHLPA '93 is actually Rich Bova.



toggletoggle post by The_Bludgeoner at Jun 13,2009 3:57pm
i heard rich bova surgically replaced his hands with humming birds in order to maintain his title as most famous shredder in New England



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jun 13,2009 3:58pm
The humming bird was only his right hand. For otherworldly double-picking abilities.



toggletoggle post by Whatever at Jun 18,2009 6:00pm
Wow - you guys really are ugly haters. I know Rich and he is an awesome person. Don't blame him because his skills far surpass your own. And even if they don't - prove it. You really are a bunch of jealous twelve year old menstruating boys. Welcome to the world of metal (aka the biggest crybabies EVER). Obviously REAL musicians don't know about this site - otherwise they would be kicking all of your pussified asses for crying about your unworthiness rather than proving youselves. Way to make Metal fans look like a bunch of skirts. Go pick on Britney or Miley. They are way more in your maturity range.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 18,2009 6:01pm
FIGHT ME U WONT



toggletoggle post by patmeebles at Jun 18,2009 6:04pm
pffffffffbwahahahahahah!!!



toggletoggle post by Doomkid   at Jun 18,2009 6:05pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
FIGHT ME U WONT

Seconded.

ANONYMOUS POSTING IS BRO.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 18,2009 6:08pm
Whatever said[orig][quote]
Wow - you guys really are ugly haters. I know Rich and he is an awesome person. Don't blame him because his skills far surpass your own. And even if they don't - prove it. You really are a bunch of jealous twelve year old menstruating boys. Welcome to the world of metal (aka the biggest crybabies EVER). Obviously REAL musicians don't know about this site - otherwise they would be kicking all of your pussified asses for crying about your unworthiness rather than proving youselves. Way to make Metal fans look like a bunch of skirts. Go pick on Britney or Miley. They are way more in your maturity range.


I'm assuming you are either a troll or Rich's GF. If the latter, please make with the sexy time yes




toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jun 18,2009 6:27pm
My assumption is that "Whatever" also wrote the bio, although I doubt Bova would grace us with his presence.



toggletoggle post by Whatever at Jun 18,2009 6:45pm
LMAO - no, I am not Rich's girlfriend, a troll, or the one who wrote the bio (my english is far superior to that garbage). RichHorror - Miley could fight you and win. I just think you guys could have better things to do thabn pick on someone with an ego - like I said, if you're better than prove it. Don't you think you guys should all be preparing for your world tours with your own kick-ass metal bands showcasing your own superior talents? Inferiority complex????



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 18,2009 6:53pm
bova says what?



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jun 18,2009 6:53pm edited Jun 18,2009 6:53pm




toggletoggle post by BoarcorpseJimbo   at Jun 18,2009 6:53pm
I don't think that's it.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jun 18,2009 6:54pm
anyone who truly believes that about himself deserves to be brought down some pegs



toggletoggle post by BoarcorpseJimbo   at Jun 18,2009 6:59pm
I don't think that's it. You can't just say that the reason someone is putting someone else down is an Inferiority complex, especially given the circumstances. That bio ASKED for it. Seriously, do you really not think it was the most over the top thing you'd ever read? If it had been written about fucking RUSH it would have been just as narcissistic, and laughable.



toggletoggle post by whatever at Jun 18,2009 8:05pm
Yep - the bio asked for it. When did confidence get so ridiculed? I call what you guys are doing childish and a classic response to not being able to prove yourselves. Boasting may not always be accurate, but people that ridicule it rather than disproving the claim, are inferior by default(and nature). It's like the hyena laughing at the lions' roar, and calling it narcissistic.



toggletoggle post by whatever at Jun 18,2009 8:09pm
Agai - I'm not Rich Bova (honest), his girlfirend, a troll, any member of the band, oreven affiliated with the band. Just a girl - and I think "Fuckismysignature" and Sacreligion" may be the two gayest bitches I have ever met - nobody is that jealous without being a total pansy at heart



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Jun 18,2009 8:12pm
rich bova is unimpressed with your ability to ride the rich bova.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 18,2009 8:23pm
whatever - you have shown me the error of my ways.



toggletoggle post by Doomkid   at Jun 18,2009 8:28pm
whatever said[orig][quote]
I think "Fuckismysignature" and Sacreligion" may be the two gayest bitches I have ever met - nobody is that jealous without being a total pansy at heart


You've obviously never me me, I'm a much bigger homotron than those two.



toggletoggle post by Schrammbo  at Jun 18,2009 9:02pm



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Jun 18,2009 10:09pm
apparently 12 year old boys menstruate. i guess i missed that phase of my boyhood. golly gee



toggletoggle post by PatMeebles at Jun 19,2009 2:03am
I get it now! Every time someone shit-talked George Bush, it was just because they were butt hurt that they didn't have his awesome oratory skills! Thanks Whatever!



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Jun 19,2009 2:23am
PatMeebles said[orig][quote]
I get it now! Every time someone shit-talked George Bush, it was just because they were butt hurt that they didn't have his awesome oratory skills! Thanks Whatever!


And Whatever's shit-talking indicates that he's butt hurt he isn't US!



I AM SHITTING BRICKS



toggletoggle post by Avalonwinds  at Jun 19,2009 2:37am edited Jun 19,2009 2:44am
Self-delusion is henceforth known as BOVANISM.

I have an ex-gf that reminds me of you. want me to hook you up?




toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jun 19,2009 9:26am
BobNOMAAMRooney said[orig][quote]
Jeremy Roenick in NHLPA '93 is actually Rich Bova.


Mel Gray in NFL 95 is actually Rich Bova



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jun 19,2009 9:29am
xmikex said[orig][quote]
BobNOMAAMRooney said[orig][quote]
Jeremy Roenick in NHLPA '93 is actually Rich Bova.


Mel Gray in NFL 95 is actually Rich Bova

Bo Jackson in Tecmo Bowl is actually Rich Bova



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jun 19,2009 9:45am
the game genie is actually rich bover



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jun 19,2009 9:48am
Doomkid%20still%20in%20Oakland said[orig][quote]
Bova you quit your bitchin. Their biography was posted originally for its own absurdness, the phenom it has become is beside the point.
fixed



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jun 19,2009 9:50am
xgodzillax said[orig][quote]
apparently 12 year old boys menstruate. i guess i missed that phase of my boyhood. golly gee
you were robbed of your sweet innocence. :(



toggletoggle post by XmikeX at Jun 19,2009 10:46am
FUCK YALLZ



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jun 19,2009 10:48am
NBA JAM: BOVA EDITION FTW



toggletoggle post by XmikeX at Jun 19,2009 10:49am
HE'S ON FIRE!!



toggletoggle post by Kadoog‘n‘stuff at Jun 19,2009 12:18pm
BOOMSHAKABOVA



toggletoggle post by whatever at Jun 19,2009 4:34pm
Sorry I missed all these comments - first, I'm a woman, second calling you "a bunch of twelve year old menstruating boys" is my way of calling you a bunch of cunts without being quite so crude - my mistake. I won't dignify the butt-hurt remark, because that's a tiny bit too girly even for me. And yes, I think if you really have shit to say, why don't you say it to the people you're "dissing"? and do something about it? Or better yet, just don't listen to their music or visit their website? I don't have to chastise my children this much for their poor behavior and social skills.....bunch of monkeys.



toggletoggle post by BoarcorpseJimbo   at Jun 19,2009 4:38pm
ok, let me reiterate. WHY ARE YOU POSTING HERE? Just like you wanna know why we don't just not listen or go to their myspace. (we don't anyways, like I told you, it's just funny) why wouldn't you just not read this thread? Bit hypocritical if you ask me.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Jun 19,2009 4:40pm
whatever said[orig][quote]
Sorry I missed all these comments - first, I'm a woman, second calling you "a bunch of twelve year old menstruating boys" is my way of calling you a bunch of cunts without being quite so crude - my mistake. I won't dignify the butt-hurt remark, because that's a tiny bit too girly even for me. And yes, I think if you really have shit to say, why don't you say it to the people you're "dissing"? and do something about it? Or better yet, just don't listen to their music or visit their website? I don't have to chastise my children this much for their poor behavior and social skills.....bunch of monkeys.


You're just jealous that you're a woman and your brain is one-tenth the size of the male posters on RTTP. Why don't you talk your shit to our faces and do something about it?

FIGHT ME U WON'T



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jun 19,2009 4:48pm
whatever said[orig][quote]
Sorry I missed all these comments - first, I'm a woman, second calling you "a bunch of twelve year old menstruating boys" is my way of calling you a bunch of cunts without being quite so crude - my mistake. I won't dignify the butt-hurt remark, because that's a tiny bit too girly even for me. And yes, I think if you really have shit to say, why don't you say it to the people you're "dissing"? and do something about it? Or better yet, just don't listen to their music or visit their website? I don't have to chastise my children this much for their poor behavior and social skills.....bunch of monkeys.


I gave Rich a 9 for shred ability in NBA Jam. What the hell are you so upset about?



toggletoggle post by Blue  at Jun 19,2009 4:52pm
woahwoahwoahwoahwoahBOVA



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 19,2009 4:54pm
are you an attractive woman?



toggletoggle post by whatever at Jun 19,2009 5:39pm
Last post - I promise - and then you guys can pretend you're me like Doomkid. I'm not jealous because my brain is one tenth the size of the "male" posters on this site. I have a proven IQ of 137. Regardless of the size of my brain, it works extremely well. I seriously could kick your ass, because your balls are probably the size of my pitiful brain. I'm not hypocritical - I just heard you guys were bashing on my friends and weren't brave enough to actually take up issue with them, so I came to see what all the fuss was about. I was sucked in by something ony a fraction smaller than BobNOMAAMRooney's pussy. Not very difficult - just ask his boyfriend. And I believe I';m talking as much shit to your faces as you are talking to their faces. So put your (welfare) m oney where your mouth is.
arilliusbm - I'm not a supermodel, but, yeah, I'd fuck me if I were a guy.
Okay - so, feel free to start ripping on me - since it's obvious if anyone can speak their own mind, you pout and cry about it if it differs from your opinions.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Jun 19,2009 5:49pm
So the boyfriend statement was supposed to be a gay joke but in the sentence before that you wrote that I have a pussy. Kind of hard to be gay for a theoretical dude if I have a theoretical vagina.

Look everyone, a woman's brain in action!



toggletoggle post by whatever at Jun 19,2009 6:22pm
No, this is a woman's brain in action - changing her mind about this being her last post! You called yourself a theoretical dude. Enough said.



toggletoggle post by DrewBlood@Work at Jun 19,2009 6:26pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
whatever said[orig][quote]
Sorry I missed all these comments - first, I'm a woman, second calling you "a bunch of twelve year old menstruating boys" is my way of calling you a bunch of cunts without being quite so crude - my mistake. I won't dignify the butt-hurt remark, because that's a tiny bit too girly even for me. And yes, I think if you really have shit to say, why don't you say it to the people you're "dissing"? and do something about it? Or better yet, just don't listen to their music or visit their website? I don't have to chastise my children this much for their poor behavior and social skills.....bunch of monkeys.


I gave Rich a 9 for shred ability in NBA Jam.


IS IT THE SHOES???



toggletoggle post by PatMeebles at Jun 19,2009 6:54pm
whatever said[orig][quote]
No, this is a woman's brain in action - changing her mind about this being her last post! You called yourself a theoretical dude. Enough said.


Typical woman. And you won't address the butt-hurt comment because you know it's true.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Jun 19,2009 7:03pm
whatever said[orig][quote]
No, this is a woman's brain in action - changing her mind about this being her last post! You called yourself a theoretical dude. Enough said.


You can't read a simple sentence, you stupid broad.

BobNOMAAMRooney%20nli said[orig][quote]
Kind of hard to be gay for a theoretical dude if I have a theoretical vagina.


Let me break it down for your puny feminine brain.

1.You insinuated that I had both a vagina and a boyfriend in an attempt to insult me with some highly intelligent homophobic humor.

2. I responded by wondering how I could be gay for a theoretical boyfriend if I also had a vagina, as that would make me a woman and engaged in a heterosexual relationship. It'd be just as retarded if I were to say "Oh man, if you had a dick you'd totally fuck women!"

3. You respond in turn by showcasing the piss poor reading comprehension of a woman with a "proven IQ of 137"



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 19,2009 7:08pm
whatever said[orig][quote]

arilliusbm - I'm not a supermodel, but, yeah, I'd fuck me if I were a guy.


That's what I'm talkin' about.



toggletoggle post by whatever at Jun 19,2009 7:21pm
Break it down all you want - I think you're drawing attention away from the fact that in my "last post" I compared the size of my brain to the size of your testicles. Your protestations insofar have tried to diminish the size of my brain, therefore diminishing your now puny (your own words) male genitalia. Although I stand by my orginal statement - I'm pretty sure you have (or are ) a cunt.



toggletoggle post by PatMeebles at Jun 19,2009 7:23pm
whatever said[orig][quote]
Break it down all you want - I think you're drawing attention away from the fact that in my "last post" I compared the size of my brain to the size of your testicles. Your protestations insofar have tried to diminish the size of my brain, therefore diminishing your now puny (your own words) male genitalia. Although I stand by my orginal statement - I'm pretty sure you have (or are ) a cunt.


And you're desparately drawing away from the fact that you're a dumbass who can't admit that people aren't automatically jealous of whoever they make fun of.



toggletoggle post by whatever at Jun 19,2009 7:25pm
BTW - I am not a homophobe - you have NOMAAM right in your name!! Not making gay jokes when they are so obviously true - I have nothng against gay people - only douches like you!



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Jun 19,2009 7:31pm
whatever said[orig][quote]
first, I'm a woman, second .....bunch of monkeys.





toggletoggle post by whatever at Jun 19,2009 7:37pm
You're pregnant too? Jesus, for a bunch of guys, you sure do take enough sperm...
ADD much? Essentially, t0he last 12 posts have essentially been about the poster and not about the subject at hand. Thank you!



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Jun 19,2009 7:46pm
whatever said[orig][quote]
Break it down all you want - I think you're drawing attention away from the fact that in my "last post" I compared the size of my brain to the size of your testicles. Your protestations insofar have tried to diminish the size of my brain, therefore diminishing your now puny (your own words) male genitalia. Although I stand by my orginal statement - I'm pretty sure you have (or are ) a cunt.


I broke it down enough to show that you have the reading comprehension of a pre-schooler. And for someone with a "proven IQ of 137" you're awesome at arguing like a high-functioning retard. I don't think you understand that comparing two disparate objects doesn't link them in every subsequent mention. It's your clumsy link, not mine and every time you post something like "OH YEAH, WELL IF MY BRAIN IS SMALL SO ARE YOUR BALLS!!!!" you further prove how dumb a broad you are.

And if you're such an erudite non-homophobe why did you immediately go to gay slams and genitalia insults when angered? Tsk tsk tsk, very unbecoming of someone who doesn't have a problem with gay people and a "proven IQ of 137".

Bonus points for attempting to make a gay joke out of NOMA'AM, I guess I must have missed the episode where Griff and Jefferson went at it.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 19,2009 7:56pm
OH



toggletoggle post by whatever at Jun 19,2009 7:56pm
I'm actually just a student, gathering data for my summer thesis. I appreciate the feedback. Be on the lookout for my link! Thanks!



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 19,2009 7:56pm
SNAP



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 19,2009 7:58pm
i have an important question that no one has yet to ask...



....TITS? orrrrrr GTFO?



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Jun 19,2009 8:10pm
whatever said[orig][quote]
I'm not jealous because my brain is one tenth the size of the "male" posters on this site. I have a proven IQ of 137. Regardless of the size of my brain, it works extremely well. I seriously could kick your ass, because your balls are probably the size of my pitiful brain.


Based off this statement you're implying that our balls are indeed the same size as you brain and then by claiming that you have a "proven IQ of 137" your brain would be of substantial size. Therefore our balls are of substantial size.

also, TITS OR GTFO



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Jun 19,2009 8:11pm



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Jun 19,2009 8:13pm



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Jun 19,2009 8:20pm
archaeon said[orig][quote]
TITS OR GTFO









toggletoggle post by whatever at Jun 19,2009 8:33pm
Sorry - "bob" - when you mention disparate objects - what exactly are you referencing? I'm pretty sure I'm okay with the homosexual community considering the fact that I am a lesbian (thanks to you - and "your kind"). Your references to "retards" proves that you think you are MUCH more intelligent than you actually are, and your sentence structure, and use of high profile yet obsolete words, puts you in the literary range of a 14 year old aspiring gym teacher....according to textbooks. Were you making an Al Bundy reference with your No Ma'am statement? Very cro-magnon of you. Thumms up!



toggletoggle post by whatever at Jun 19,2009 8:35pm
What was the name of the band you were ripping again? Stupid men.....



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Jun 19,2009 8:54pm
whatever said[orig][quote]
I'm pretty sure I'm okay with the homosexual community considering the fact that I am a lesbian (thanks to you - and "your kind").


I never knew that the homosexual community held the retrograde position that sexual orientation was a choice rather than innate. Seems like it'd really hurt the LGBT rights in the face of anti-gay rhetoric claiming homosexuality can be "cured". Oh that's right, you're just an idiot who had some bad heterosexual relationships and decided to try on the lesbian tag for a bit.

And it's awesome someone with a "proven IQ of 137" thinks erudite and disparate are "high profile yet obsolete words".

whatever said[orig][quote]
Thumms up!



toggletoggle post by Doomkid   at Jun 19,2009 9:05pm
Whatever, you can fuck off now. Your sudden revelation that you are a 70s era feminazi dyke has nothing to do with anything here. Yes there are mostly straight men on this board but we do have our percentage of females and not-straight men (like me), but that doesn't give you the right to be a retarded reactionary bitch.

And if this is more of your "social experiment" for class or whatever... congratulations you've riled me up.



toggletoggle post by whatever at Jun 19,2009 9:08pm
The "homosexual community" is no different than the "heterosexual community". And "erudite and disparate" are high profile and obsolete in my world. My apologies if you think they're impressive. We use real words to discuss real situations, and save pomposity for profs. What was the name of that band again? I don't get paid to do this, but at least I get credits. I'm impressed you caught the thumms!



toggletoggle post by Doomkid   at Jun 19,2009 9:13pm
whatever said[orig][quote]
The "homosexual community" is no different than the "heterosexual community".


And just as there is not one heterosexual community there is not one homosexual community.

I am very conflicted in trying to discern your identity, this is a fun game.



toggletoggle post by whatever at Jun 19,2009 9:14pm
Doomkid - I'm not retarded or a "reactionary" bitch. It's also not a social experiment - more one on how easily it is to get a hate related issue off target by posting an opposition (I can't give you the actual name of my study for credit purposes). My sexuality is not a sudden revelation (nor is yours). The mostly straight nmen (and you) can kiss my white lesbian ss - it's not my fault you are a bunch of insecure pompous dochebags. And FYI - I've fucked off several times since your last correspondence. I didn't rile you up - you riled yourself up.



toggletoggle post by whatever at Jun 19,2009 9:15pm
Doomkid - I don't play games with my sexuality - play with yourself!



toggletoggle post by college grrrrl at Jun 19,2009 9:27pm
Really? SOmeone already hacked the name "whatever"? Holy losers!!!



toggletoggle post by whatever at Jun 19,2009 9:35pm
I have to go now. My planet needs me.



toggletoggle post by college grrrrl at Jun 19,2009 9:55pm
Registered name "whatever" Intelligent, well thought-out, very relevant to the current posting.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 19,2009 10:00pm



toggletoggle post by whatever at Jun 19,2009 10:14pm
college%20grrrrl said[orig][quote]
Registered name "whatever" Intelligent, well thought-out, very relevant to the current posting.


I think you mean hacked name "whatever" because registering a username takes mega hacking skillz. Check it out, I just downloaded the CIA database by registering on an ezboard cause I got it like dat.

Rich Bova could hack circles around you.



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at Jun 19,2009 10:15pm





toggletoggle post by college grrrrl at Jun 19,2009 10:15pm
So could you. Way to go. You are very smart. Good job.



toggletoggle post by Schrammbo  at Jun 19,2009 10:19pm
I think everybody should get their anger out tomorrow night at my Hardcore homeless benefit in Brockton.




toggletoggle post by college grrrrl at Jun 19,2009 10:20pm
Sentence fragments. Very well. Indeed. Yes indeed. Oh yes. So smart. Like a smug child. Oh yes. Oh yes. Oh yes. Oh yes. Oh yes. Oh yes. Oh yes.



toggletoggle post by collegegrrrrl at Jun 19,2009 10:21pm
Wannabe?



toggletoggle post by collegegrrrrl at Jun 19,2009 10:26pm
Still not posting about the original subject? I must be most interesting. Already two people have tried to be me (but I think that may just be the "inner"women in your "crowd"), and not a mention of STS in the last 20 (or so) posts. Huh. Little minds, little matters. Short sentences. Smug child. Et cetera. No ma'am (because he don't take kindly to breasts....).



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Jun 19,2009 10:30pm
You registered a dozen or so posts after your "last post" defending your friend's shitty band.

Maybe you can use this for the paper you're working on because you got trolled hard. Or to paraphrase, /r/ put you "off target by posting an opposition"



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at Jun 19,2009 10:36pm



toggletoggle post by collegegrrrrl at Jun 19,2009 11:02pm
Not sure what your troll obsession is - but don't worry - our mom fooled someon into fucking her to create the blob of spew with your name to come spilling forth from her pussy - I'm pretty sure the goat you have chained in your bedroom will do the same for you. Saint to Sinner who? Thanks for proving a point. It's a thesis, not a paper. Unlike you, I managed to get through high school (and on my first try!!!) and now am working on my doctorate. Feed me more of your "feelings"... I don't rile people - they rile themselves - I just give then the ammo, and analyze the result - you are my guinea PIG!



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Jun 19,2009 11:26pm
Posting in threads that were dead for five or six days before your first post is an awful way to see how easy it is to "get a hate related issue off target by posting an opposition"

post by Sacreligion at Jun 13,2009 3:58pm
post by Whatever at Jun 18,2009 6:00pm

post by the_reverend at Jun 12,2009 4:03pm
post by Whatever at Jun 18,2009 5:39pm



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Jun 20,2009 1:11am
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
i have an important question that no one has yet to ask...



....TITS? orrrrrr GTFO?


Fuckin classic right here.

This gave me a great laugh.

Ha!!!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 20,2009 1:54am
thread is bro.



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at Jun 20,2009 2:00am












toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 20,2009 2:04am
best friend backpain.



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Jun 20,2009 7:24pm
Trolling silicone.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 20,2009 9:35pm
i agree with said tits



toggletoggle post by BoarcorpseJimbo   at Jun 20,2009 10:12pm
collegegrrrrl at Jun 19,2009 10:26pm:
"and not a mention of STS in the last 20 (or so) posts. Huh. Little minds, little matters. Short sentences"

Maybe you didn't realize, but no one stays on subject for long on this board. No matter whether it's positive, or negative, people get really bored with stupid shit that DOESN'T matter. I can't see the merit to what your doing at all, it doesn't make any sense, except for attention.



toggletoggle post by ctb0rderpatrol at Jun 21,2009 2:18am
whatever said[orig][quote]
Sorry - "bob" - when you mention disparate objects - what exactly are you referencing? I'm pretty sure I'm okay with the homosexual community considering the fact that I am a lesbian (thanks to you - and "your kind"). Your references to "retards" proves that you think you are MUCH more intelligent than you actually are, and your sentence structure, and use of high profile yet obsolete words, puts you in the literary range of a 14 year old aspiring gym teacher....according to textbooks. Were you making an Al Bundy reference with your No Ma'am statement? Very cro-magnon of you. Thumms up!


homosexuality is mother nature's way of protecting the gene pool from defects. thank you for being a lesbo



toggletoggle post by PatMeebles at Jun 21,2009 12:28pm
She turned lesbo because once she banged Bova, she realized she could never have dick quite as good with anyone else, so she gave up all together.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Jun 21,2009 2:05pm
PatMeebles said[orig][quote]
She turned lesbo because once she banged Bova, she realized she could never have dick quite as good with anyone else, so she gave up all together.


PAT! THIS HATE BASED DISCUSSION WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DERAILED BY A STATEMENT OF OPPOSITION! NOW MY THESIS IS RUINED! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!



toggletoggle post by PatMeebles at Jun 21,2009 5:21pm
You know, my high school principal wrote her thesis on me because I was "the one student she never got through to." How awesomely relevant is THIZZAT???!!!



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jun 22,2009 9:32am
whatever said[orig][quote]
Doomkid - I'm not retarded or a "reactionary" bitch. It's also not a social experiment - more one on how easily it is to get a hate related issue off target by posting an opposition (I can't give you the actual name of my study for credit purposes). My sexuality is not a sudden revelation (nor is yours). The mostly straight nmen (and you) can kiss my white lesbian ss - it's not my fault you are a bunch of insecure pompous dochebags. And FYI - I've fucked off several times since your last correspondence. I didn't rile you up - you riled yourself up.


From Somethingawful's guide to arguing (and losing) on the internet:

4. You were only playing devil's advocate/trying to piss people off/controlling their emotions like the puppet master you are.

You may have lost the war, but great news! You didn't want to win anyway. In fact, you lost intentionally, so by winning they are actually doing exactly what you wanted them to do. They're like tiny ants that you can crush, except they are about the same size as you (maybe on average a little bigger).

Examples:

Bad: I meant every word of this thread. I was trying to get you guys to like me. The only puppet here is me :(

Good: Wow you guys seem pretty angry at me. I bet you're all fuming and drooling over your keyboards because you have a glandular problem that causes uncontrollable spittle production. This is just where I want you, by the way. I entered gimmick mode the moment I saw all you nerds and I just couldn't help but toy with you a little bit. Ok, enjoy your EVE Online thread boys now that I've caused you all run around with it like you were posting as bulls and I was posting as a piece of red cloth. Why don't you pelibeans malt over that idea for a while.


http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/internet-argument-lose.php?page=1



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Jun 22,2009 11:50am
rich bova is unimpressed with college cunts lack of bova



toggletoggle post by rhinoplasty at Jun 22,2009 2:30pm
i'm hundreds of times better guitar player than he be . i can play riffs he wished he could play . dat be da truth



toggletoggle post by BoarcorpseJimbo   at Jun 22,2009 2:46pm
^^videos or GTFO!!! ^^



toggletoggle post by MikeofDecrepitude at Jun 22,2009 2:49pm
400th reply!



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 22,2009 3:05pm
this thread is now qualified as "epic"



toggletoggle post by BoarcorpseJimbo   at Jun 22,2009 3:13pm
awww, my first epic thread.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 22,2009 3:19pm
Jim you get a gold star



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 22,2009 3:55pm
Doomkid gets the gold star for the original thread, Jim gets the silver star for a follow up (yet more eventful thread).

both get rewards for "Top Thread of 2009 thus far"

Jim gets -5 points for changing username



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 22,2009 4:04pm
combo attack!



toggletoggle post by PatMeebles at Jun 22,2009 4:10pm
I present you the 2009 Bova Award




toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 22,2009 4:18pm
honorable mention: bobNOMAAMrooney for statements made to the person - who likes to - type - like this all the time - and - has a - high - IQ



toggletoggle post by BoarcorpseJimbo   at Jun 22,2009 4:20pm
wait, i started this thread under "BoarcorpseJimbo" so why does my previous name changing have to do with it? Or are you just informing me of the judges decision because i hadn't been informed yet?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 22,2009 4:21pm
- 10 points for questioning the judge



toggletoggle post by BoarcorpseJimbo   at Jun 22,2009 4:23pm
ouch



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 22,2009 4:24pm
drummer



toggletoggle post by Doomkid   at Jun 22,2009 5:14pm
I humbly accept this award on behalf of Rich Bova, without whom none of this would have been possible.



toggletoggle post by BoarcorpseJimbo   at Jun 22,2009 6:12pm
nice work jim



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 22,2009 6:13pm
no body appointed me to be a judge so -100 points for me



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Jun 22,2009 11:14pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
honorable mention: bobNOMAAMrooney for statements made to the person - who likes to - type - like this all the time - and - has a - high - IQ


Veni, vidi, trollci



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Jun 22,2009 11:25pm
congratulations all!



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Jun 22,2009 11:59pm
what about the yuqi hu thread?



toggletoggle post by BoarcorpseJimbo   at Jun 23,2009 12:01am
that thread was also epic... did the judges FORGET to score that one... JIM... HMMMMMMM?



toggletoggle post by XmikeX at Jun 23,2009 9:32am
PatMeebles said[orig][quote]
I present you the 2009 Bova Award



*golf clap*



toggletoggle post by PatMeebles at Jun 23,2009 12:49pm
Oh shut up, haha. That was all of 3 minutes on photoshop



toggletoggle post by douche at Jun 24,2009 12:31am
POON!



toggletoggle post by BoarcorpseJimbo   at Jun 24,2009 9:18am
nice Bova award.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 24,2009 11:55pm
the king is dead...



toggletoggle post by HowToCatchShadows   at Jun 25,2009 11:30pm edited Jun 25,2009 11:30pm
Hope no one already did this.



Get it? Bova Fett? Ah fuck it



toggletoggle post by Bova Speaks at Jun 25,2009 11:49pm
So here it is, what you've all been waiting for. Finally the man himself comes to the forum to set it all straight.Yes ladies and gentlemen it is I the one the only the most talked about man on this thread for a one time only appearance. You love him you hate him you love to hate him, the immortal one known better as Rich Bova. Now lets go back a few weeks to when this all started. I guess there were a few Rhode Island Grindcore Death Metal bands who for whatever reason started bashing the band I'm in which is Saint to Sinner. We're Hard Rock/Metal not anything even close to Grindcore or Death Metal so I can understand why these bands can't comprehend what we do and that's fine I don't expect them to. Now I guess someone from somewhere in this local Grindcore "scene" sought ought my personal my space page, saw my arrogant as hell headline of "it's not bragging if you truly are the best" and that's when the Bova bash fest began from endless pages of comments to my face plastered on just about everything in almost every possible scenario. Now no one doing this actually knows me and to be perfectly honest if I saw that headline I would think the exact same thing such as what a fuckin tool this guy is. However if you did know me you would understand why its there and why its really funny rather than completely self absorbed. Now in explaining this comment am I at all backpedaling ? Hell no, I am so much better than any one of you shit talkers out there. (by the way its only about 5 people doing the bashing so anything negative is directed there way and I don't mean to catch anyone else in the crossfire) Moving on.....by better I mean my playing is better ,my band is better, anything having to do with music is better, my job is better ,my house is bigger and better, my car is faster and better ,I'm clearly better looking, my dick is well its about average but god dam it works better. My balls on the other hand...large in charge and all around better. Here I go getting ahead of things so lets just stick to music. Since the word better is pretty subjective lets replace it with the phrase more talented. Yes, that works. I'm so much more talented than you not even up for debate. Now back to the headline. Since the original headline caused such a uprising I will give you the peons a chance to change it since everything I do I do for you and its not really my space its your space. Now some of you are not that bright so I can't trust you to write one so here are your choices. 1. Rich Bova the guitar heroes guitar hero 2. Rich Bova the only thing bigger than his ego are his balls 3.Rich Bova the most hated man by shitty Rhode Island Grindcore bands. Ok time to vote peons its all up to you remember every vote counts and on July 6 one month after the legendary KC's show the new headline will be unveiled. (By the way The Unveiling is the title of the new Saint to Sinner CD on sale and downloadable soon) Now to everything that is being said about myself and the band.... I love it , its the greatest thing ever. You peons have elevated me to true rock star status and deservedly so. Some comments are really smart and funny, some are just third grade ramblings and some just make you look ignorant. Anyone reading them can tell which is which so threes no need to get into that. Now what Bova really wants (uh oh a third person reference ,wow I'm such a dusuhebag) Anyway what I really want is more Photoshop I can't get enough of it. Put my face everywhere, have me doing everything.Think outside the box. So far they are good but I know there is better in you. Let me help you out. The Jesus stuff is great but go bigger. Have me parting the waters between Narragansett and Block Island. Have me hold the Ten Guitar Commandments (actually mine would go to eleven). Have them say things like"Thou shall speedily solo at every moment possible" and "Thou shall add another string to the masters guitar rather than tune down".See, I just gave you two only nine more to go. Work with me peons we can do this together.let me turn your Epiphone Les Paul copy into a vintage 65 sunburst. Allow me to turn your nightly dinner of Ramien noodles into an endless supply of healthier heartier Chunky soup . Wait, I got it, you peons need to recreate the last supper. Obviously I'm at the head of the table and here are my apostles. Hendrix, Page, Moore ,McAlpine,Gilbert ,Loomis,Malmsteen,Michael Angelo (the guitar player not painter) Vai, Satriani, Vaughn and Petrucci.(that was for youTolias) Now ask yourself why didn't I think of that? It's easy I'm also more creative than you. Hey don't stop now. There are plenty of other religions . My face on the Buddha would be classic.I could author the Koran.I want to throw lightning bolts at Athens. Switch it up and put me in a Spider man outfit swinging across Providence Place.Try to stay away from the superman stuff . That's been way overdone by the most NBA players. Try putting my face on Iron Mans body. look its "Bovaman" Even better, put my face on Dr. Manhattans body , turn the big blue dick into a 7 string and have me pissing on the local Grindcore scene since that is what I do best. Come on I can't think of everything , well I could but what fun would that be. Once again I love the Photoshop just whatever you do do it well. Now for the guys talking stupid shit (not the smart shit, just the stupid shit) I know your trying to egg me on but its just not working. I can't be mad at you. Look you can't get mad at a severely retarded kid for playing with his own shit. Why...because he's severely retarded and that's all he can offer to the world so all you can do is give him a helmet wipe his ass change his diaper and wait for the next shit storm. Its ok my Simple Jack bands, you just ma ma ma make me want to start a telethon for you Or as I choose to say, a Bovathon. Contrary to some of the things that have been said in my defense by people I don't even know (By the way thanks " whatever" nice job in making the dumb look even dumber) I don't think your jealous or envious of me or the band. I don't think your smart enough to be jealous.Follow me on this, if you hate the Lakers you probably despise Kobe but you can't deny most of the time he's the most talented guy on the floor. See we are as I said before a Hard Rock/Metal band I know you guys are just the heaviest of anything created I mean your really heavy wow are you heavy. I can't believe how heavy that out of tune chugging is I mean its just so heavy. The heaviest of heavy is no question you. Really now those three chords you play over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again are just so heavy in a way that heavy can't even begin to describe .I would direct others to your sites I'm afraid that but your heaviness would be to overwhelming for anyone who isn't as heavy as you. Wait no one is as heavy as you. God you are just so fuckin heavy. Its not just heavy its H.E.A.V.Y heavy that's how heavy it is. There is no way that more mainstream band like Saint to Sinner is in the sane league as you. Actually lets talk mainstream for a moment. Just because your" singer" screams it does not make you Lamb of god who are now pretty mainstream. When you change your name from Burn the Priest to Lamb of god because you know a major label would not go near the original name that's an attempt at mainstream. When your latest CD hits billboard at no1 that's mainstream. If you don't think sort of heavy bands like Lamb of god Slipknot and All that remains have made conscious efforts to target a mainstream audience you have no idea what the music industry is really like. Why would you, your still living with your mom and second step dad and will never go any further than playing your really heavy out of tune e chord at the local kegger. For the stupid guitar player I know this went right by you so I'll be a little more direct. I just insinuated your mothers a whore. For the stupid guitarists bass player it's pronounced in-sin-u-8-ed which means referred to . Referred means......never mind I know your way lost by this point. So peons that is your lesson in mainstream. Now before the retarded shit storm starts let me clear this up . I know we are not like any of those bands, I never said we were I'm just illustrating ........sorry making a point. By the way all those bands have really great guitarists. I like call their style Bovaesque. Now go tell Jamie Jasta he's a pussy for selling out to Universal records. Wait a minute Idea # 4 for the headline contest, Rich Bova not heavier just better and more talented.Have you guys noticed that no "better" band or "better" guitarist (by this better I better than you and right up there Rich Bova and Saint to sinner) have started bashing us? Its because they don't have to. They are good and confident in what they do. After a set when I shake their hands and say nice job I mean it. When they do the same to me they mean it. When we all ignore you we mean it. As I said earlier this will be my one and only thread since I have no interest in going back and forth with irrelevant bands and I have a job a life and actually get to practice once in a while. If you made it this far I hope this was somewhat entertaining for you. If you end up checking out Saint to Sinner or Rich Bova because of all that has been talked about that's a very cool thing. If you think you came across a great new band in the process even better. If you hate it thanks for at least checking it out. To all the talkers and photoshopers keep doing what your doing just make it good. Finally to the one guy who literally wants to fight us are you like ten years old. Do you want to rumble behind the seven eleven. Did you actually say your in a crew. Now this guy really is a tool. Listen Pony boy it's not the smartest thing to call out someone who you have no idea of what there like or capable of. Still, if you feel like a tough guy making fun of a girl singer go for it because she has more talent and heart than you could possibly imagine and along with myself could really care less. ( careless is by the way song 2 on the CD The Unveiling which again will be out soon) And that ladies and gentlemen and peons has been the word of Bova. Now go forth and do my bidding remember more Photoshop less retarded shit but whatever you do don't stop talking about Rhode Islands own Saint to Sinner. Your buddy, Rich Bova



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol_2 at Jun 26,2009 12:06am



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Jun 26,2009 12:08am



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Jun 26,2009 12:21am
I can't believe Rich Bova posted here. This is so cool.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Jun 26,2009 12:21am
I love the Rhode Island grindcore scene.



toggletoggle post by HowToCatchShadows   at Jun 26,2009 12:22am
Bova%20Speaks said[orig][quote]
Still, if you feel like a tough guy making fun of a girl singer go for it because she has more talent and heart than you could possibly imagine and along with myself could really care less. ( careless is by the way song 2 on the CD The Unveiling which again will be out soon)


he plugged his CD while telling him off?!

Part of me wants to believe that was him and part of me doesn't



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Jun 26,2009 12:55am
That's not Rich Bova.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jun 26,2009 9:34am
Bova%20Speaks said[orig][quote]
So here it is, what you've all been waiting for. Finally the man himself comes to the forum to set it all straight.Yes ladies and gentlemen it is I the one the only the most talked about man on this thread for a one time only appearance. You love him you hate him you love to hate him, the immortal one known better as Rich Bova. Now lets go back a few weeks to when this all started. I guess there were a few Rhode Island Grindcore Death Metal bands who for whatever reason started bashing the band I'm in which is Saint to Sinner. We're Hard Rock/Metal not anything even close to Grindcore or Death Metal so I can understand why these bands can't comprehend what we do and that's fine I don't expect them to. Now I guess someone from somewhere in this local Grindcore "scene" sought ought my personal my space page, saw my arrogant as hell headline of "it's not bragging if you truly are the best" and that's when the Bova bash fest began from endless pages of comments to my face plastered on just about everything in almost every possible scenario. Now no one doing this actually knows me and to be perfectly honest if I saw that headline I would think the exact same thing such as what a fuckin tool this guy is. However if you did know me you would understand why its there and why its really funny rather than completely self absorbed. Now in explaining this comment am I at all backpedaling ? Hell no, I am so much better than any one of you shit talkers out there. (by the way its only about 5 people doing the bashing so anything negative is directed there way and I don't mean to catch anyone else in the crossfire) Moving on.....by better I mean my playing is better ,my band is better, anything having to do with music is better, my job is better ,my house is bigger and better, my car is faster and better ,I'm clearly better looking, my dick is well its about average but god dam it works better. My balls on the other hand...large in charge and all around better. Here I go getting ahead of things so lets just stick to music. Since the word better is pretty subjective lets replace it with the phrase more talented. Yes, that works. I'm so much more talented than you not even up for debate. Now back to the headline. Since the original headline caused such a uprising I will give you the peons a chance to change it since everything I do I do for you and its not really my space its your space. Now some of you are not that bright so I can't trust you to write one so here are your choices. 1. Rich Bova the guitar heroes guitar hero 2. Rich Bova the only thing bigger than his ego are his balls 3.Rich Bova the most hated man by shitty Rhode Island Grindcore bands. Ok time to vote peons its all up to you remember every vote counts and on July 6 one month after the legendary KC's show the new headline will be unveiled. (By the way The Unveiling is the title of the new Saint to Sinner CD on sale and downloadable soon) Now to everything that is being said about myself and the band.... I love it , its the greatest thing ever. You peons have elevated me to true rock star status and deservedly so. Some comments are really smart and funny, some are just third grade ramblings and some just make you look ignorant. Anyone reading them can tell which is which so threes no need to get into that. Now what Bova really wants (uh oh a third person reference ,wow I'm such a dusuhebag) Anyway what I really want is more Photoshop I can't get enough of it. Put my face everywhere, have me doing everything.Think outside the box. So far they are good but I know there is better in you. Let me help you out. The Jesus stuff is great but go bigger. Have me parting the waters between Narragansett and Block Island. Have me hold the Ten Guitar Commandments (actually mine would go to eleven). Have them say things like"Thou shall speedily solo at every moment possible" and "Thou shall add another string to the masters guitar rather than tune down".See, I just gave you two only nine more to go. Work with me peons we can do this together.let me turn your Epiphone Les Paul copy into a vintage 65 sunburst. Allow me to turn your nightly dinner of Ramien noodles into an endless supply of healthier heartier Chunky soup . Wait, I got it, you peons need to recreate the last supper. Obviously I'm at the head of the table and here are my apostles. Hendrix, Page, Moore ,McAlpine,Gilbert ,Loomis,Malmsteen,Michael Angelo (the guitar player not painter) Vai, Satriani, Vaughn and Petrucci.(that was for youTolias) Now ask yourself why didn't I think of that? It's easy I'm also more creative than you. Hey don't stop now. There are plenty of other religions . My face on the Buddha would be classic.I could author the Koran.I want to throw lightning bolts at Athens. Switch it up and put me in a Spider man outfit swinging across Providence Place.Try to stay away from the superman stuff . That's been way overdone by the most NBA players. Try putting my face on Iron Mans body. look its "Bovaman" Even better, put my face on Dr. Manhattans body , turn the big blue dick into a 7 string and have me pissing on the local Grindcore scene since that is what I do best. Come on I can't think of everything , well I could but what fun would that be. Once again I love the Photoshop just whatever you do do it well. Now for the guys talking stupid shit (not the smart shit, just the stupid shit) I know your trying to egg me on but its just not working. I can't be mad at you. Look you can't get mad at a severely retarded kid for playing with his own shit. Why...because he's severely retarded and that's all he can offer to the world so all you can do is give him a helmet wipe his ass change his diaper and wait for the next shit storm. Its ok my Simple Jack bands, you just ma ma ma make me want to start a telethon for you Or as I choose to say, a Bovathon. Contrary to some of the things that have been said in my defense by people I don't even know (By the way thanks " whatever" nice job in making the dumb look even dumber) I don't think your jealous or envious of me or the band. I don't think your smart enough to be jealous.Follow me on this, if you hate the Lakers you probably despise Kobe but you can't deny most of the time he's the most talented guy on the floor. See we are as I said before a Hard Rock/Metal band I know you guys are just the heaviest of anything created I mean your really heavy wow are you heavy. I can't believe how heavy that out of tune chugging is I mean its just so heavy. The heaviest of heavy is no question you. Really now those three chords you play over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again are just so heavy in a way that heavy can't even begin to describe .I would direct others to your sites I'm afraid that but your heaviness would be to overwhelming for anyone who isn't as heavy as you. Wait no one is as heavy as you. God you are just so fuckin heavy. Its not just heavy its H.E.A.V.Y heavy that's how heavy it is. There is no way that more mainstream band like Saint to Sinner is in the sane league as you. Actually lets talk mainstream for a moment. Just because your" singer" screams it does not make you Lamb of god who are now pretty mainstream. When you change your name from Burn the Priest to Lamb of god because you know a major label would not go near the original name that's an attempt at mainstream. When your latest CD hits billboard at no1 that's mainstream. If you don't think sort of heavy bands like Lamb of god Slipknot and All that remains have made conscious efforts to target a mainstream audience you have no idea what the music industry is really like. Why would you, your still living with your mom and second step dad and will never go any further than playing your really heavy out of tune e chord at the local kegger. For the stupid guitar player I know this went right by you so I'll be a little more direct. I just insinuated your mothers a whore. For the stupid guitarists bass player it's pronounced in-sin-u-8-ed which means referred to . Referred means......never mind I know your way lost by this point. So peons that is your lesson in mainstream. Now before the retarded shit storm starts let me clear this up . I know we are not like any of those bands, I never said we were I'm just illustrating ........sorry making a point. By the way all those bands have really great guitarists. I like call their style Bovaesque. Now go tell Jamie Jasta he's a pussy for selling out to Universal records. Wait a minute Idea # 4 for the headline contest, Rich Bova not heavier just better and more talented.Have you guys noticed that no "better" band or "better" guitarist (by this better I better than you and right up there Rich Bova and Saint to sinner) have started bashing us? Its because they don't have to. They are good and confident in what they do. After a set when I shake their hands and say nice job I mean it. When they do the same to me they mean it. When we all ignore you we mean it. As I said earlier this will be my one and only thread since I have no interest in going back and forth with irrelevant bands and I have a job a life and actually get to practice once in a while. If you made it this far I hope this was somewhat entertaining for you. If you end up checking out Saint to Sinner or Rich Bova because of all that has been talked about that's a very cool thing. If you think you came across a great new band in the process even better. If you hate it thanks for at least checking it out. To all the talkers and photoshopers keep doing what your doing just make it good. Finally to the one guy who literally wants to fight us are you like ten years old. Do you want to rumble behind the seven eleven. Did you actually say your in a crew. Now this guy really is a tool. Listen Pony boy it's not the smartest thing to call out someone who you have no idea of what there like or capable of. Still, if you feel like a tough guy making fun of a girl singer go for it because she has more talent and heart than you could possibly imagine and along with myself could really care less. ( careless is by the way song 2 on the CD The Unveiling which again will be out soon) And that ladies and gentlemen and peons has been the word of Bova. Now go forth and do my bidding remember more Photoshop less retarded shit but whatever you do don't stop talking about Rhode Islands own Saint to Sinner. Your buddy, Rich Bova


2. Post lots and lots of words about something trivial.

The more trivial the subject, the more words you are going to have to post here. If you're discussing the recent firing of several federal attorneys, for instance, you can get away with a paragraph or two with no swearing. If you're discussing whether Chrono Cross was a successful game on its own merits despite clearly not being as good as Chrono Trigger, then you are going to have to pull out the internet forum's equivalent of War and Peace, except you aren't allowed to put paragraph breaks and you have to swear a lot and put the swear words in CAPITALS so it reads like you said the entire thing in one breath and shouted every few words.

This shows that you have passion. Passion is a manly trait, and men are basically cool. I'm talking about a man's man here. A man willing to break it down and get emotional about Shadow of the Colossus. You know who you are. Give me a pound of your fist on your monitor. If you break it, it's ok. That just means you don't know your own strength because there is too much testosterone pumping passionately through your bloodstream.
Examples:

Since it's all about length, a bad example would be anything short and a truly good example would pump this article's length up by about 1000-3000 words.


3. Tell everyone you are arguing with how little you care about the argument.

This is especially effective as a one-two punch with posting a lot of words. You have proved you are passionate, but men aren't just passionate. They also are stoic, and when there is danger they narrow their eyes and smoke cigarettes. The problem with this aspect of manliness is that narrowing your eyes and smoking cigarettes is very difficult to portray over the internet, although there are probably some emoticons that can help out.

The best alternative then is to follow up your essay on Dragonball Z playing cards with a coda in which you explain that you did not care about all those words you just posted.
Examples:

Bad: I am literally crying right now. There are tears all over my keyboard because I am crying all over it. My keyboard is going to break because I can't stop weeping all over myself and it.

Good: Haha ok, I didn't know you'd react so strongly. It's just the internet. Who cares? I don't. Do you care? You probably do. You're a woman, I am a man. I don't care about things.


http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/internet-argument-lose.php?



toggletoggle post by Guess who at Jun 26,2009 10:12am
What's up it's Desiree from STS. So you hate us, haha thats cool. For people who don't care, this forum has been 3 weeks running now, and over 400 posts. It seems like you care very much. Or have no lives whichever. And I assure you idiots, that response was Rich for sure. Oh and the comment about Joan Jett, that was fuckin great! Keep em coming you guys, it's good stuff.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 26,2009 10:18am
Good morning, Desiree from STS:
we have good enough lives to be in bands that have talent, but don't brag about it in a ridiculous bio to make ourselves feel better, or appeal "marketable."
Sincerely, your biggest fan,
Jim



toggletoggle post by Kadoog‘n‘stuff at Jun 26,2009 10:23am
Michael Jackson's cardiac arrest was caused by R-too soon? No? Good.

Michael Jackson's cardiac arrest was caused by Rich Bova starting a new band, auditioning MJ, and denying him. The band will now be called Michael Jackson's Cardiac Arrest.



toggletoggle post by Fuckyouyankeebluejeans at Jun 26,2009 10:27am
Sadly, not even Rich Bova's guitar shredding talents could not even save Micheal Jackson.

For Shame.



toggletoggle post by Guess who at Jun 26,2009 10:33am
Good for you arilliusbm, hope it all works out for ya. Enjoy the rest of your forum and keep screamin.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Jun 26,2009 10:37am
You're singing, if I may indeed call it that, sounds like a cat getting raped by a hippopotamus.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 26,2009 10:45am
this thread is turning gay. who cares about the people who post here defending them. they are just as gay as that bio. commence the razzing of Sir Bova the Shredding Queen.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 26,2009 10:45am
Hey, I'm just being realistic. Part of being a musician is to be humble. Obviously you guys don't understand what that means. Lesson 101. Don't put yourselves above other people; most importantly any other local bands. Support bands other bands, not only yourselves. When someone develops an ego in music, everything goes down the tubes. I don't know any of you guys, but the impression I get is that it's an ego-laced band that thinks too highly of themselves, yet the music doesn't really back up the claims. If you guys had a normal bio or no "bio" at all, then this would have never happened.

Live and learn.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 26,2009 10:45am
cat-hippo rape is nothing to laugh about sir. that is a serious epidemic.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 26,2009 10:47am
its gaining momentum to be bigger than swine flu. cat-hippo rape flu.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 26,2009 10:48am
Hippo-cock FTW



toggletoggle post by Guess who at Jun 26,2009 10:52am
Sooo this entire forum is about a bio?... we've officially offended everyone else with a bio. Clearly you are all quite sensative. LOL And you admited that you don't know any of us personally. Famous wrestlers walk into a ring and talk shit into the mic with all of the overconfidence in the world, but then they walk off the ring into their personal lives and you find out they are really nice men and women. So if we approach our music with confidence, and pride in what we love to do, and that offends you... oh well haha. That's your issue not ours. Dont read it then. But you've spent 3 weeks, talking shit about people you dont know, based souly on a myspace. So hey we can't please everyone, like I said, keep talkin shit or posting pictures, or whatever it is that you all get a kick out of. It's making your days that much better so have at it.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 26,2009 10:54am
i dont know how you confuse being offended with making light of a hilarious situation. those are two completely different things



toggletoggle post by Guess who at Jun 26,2009 10:56am
People who are bitching about us "putting down" local bands, and challenging to fight the guys in my band are offended pretty sure. Do you need me to go into the meaning of offended for you? LOL



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 26,2009 10:57am
I'm so offended by a bio on a myspace that I go home and slit my wrists over it every night.
I honestly could give two shits about any of this stuff other than the pure enjoyment of reading and/or making fun of Richard Bova.
It's for pure entertainment; that's all.
I'm sure some people here would have a beer with Bova if offered. But does he drink beer, or Holy Water? I can't tell.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 26,2009 11:02am edited Jun 26,2009 11:02am
i'm offended that your offended by my lack of being offended



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Jun 26,2009 11:16am
Guess%20who said[orig][quote]
People who are bitching about us "putting down" local bands, and challenging to fight the guys in my band are offended pretty sure. Do you need me to go into the meaning of offended for you? LOL


i need you to cook dinner and gtfo the internet, pig.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Jun 26,2009 11:18am
I love when people who don't fight on the internet come to a place where people fight on the internet regularly. brings the lulz.



toggletoggle post by sinistas   at Jun 26,2009 11:24am
I'm offended. By shitty music.

Anything related to Bova delivers in spades.



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Jun 26,2009 11:56am
Rich Bova got his magical shred powers from drinking hippopotamus semen.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 26,2009 12:46pm
Guess%20who said[orig][quote]
Sooo this entire forum is about a bio?... we've officially offended everyone else with a bio. Clearly you are all quite sensative. LOL And you admited that you don't know any of us personally. Famous wrestlers walk into a ring and talk shit into the mic with all of the overconfidence in the world, but then they walk off the ring into their personal lives and you find out they are really nice men and women. So if we approach our music with confidence, and pride in what we love to do, and that offends you... oh well haha. That's your issue not ours. Dont read it then. But you've spent 3 weeks, talking shit about people you dont know, based souly on a myspace. So hey we can't please everyone, like I said, keep talkin shit or posting pictures, or whatever it is that you all get a kick out of. It's making your days that much better so have at it.


man, you are retarded. only an egotistical dickbag like you would come onto a website and see the most outlandish shit written about him and be bothered enough to fight back. if i went to a website i never knew existed and saw a 400 post thread about myself that was mostly Chuck Norris style facts, i'd be honored. you can't honestly believe that posting a bio like that would be respected and accepted ON THE INTERNET. relax and enjoy the ride dude, this is the most publicity you'll ever see. be thankful people are talking about your band.

Mista Bova Lova, mmmmm....Mista Bova Lova, mmmmm...



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jun 26,2009 12:56pm
archaeon said[orig][quote]
I love when people who don't fight on the internet come to a place where people fight on the internet regularly. brings the lulz.


It's like if Tyson fought an infant.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jun 26,2009 12:58pm
Guess%20who said[orig][quote]
Famous wrestlers walk into a ring and talk shit into the mic with all of the overconfidence in the world, but then they walk off the ring into their personal lives and you find out they are really nice men and women.


Shawn Michaels was the cockiest wrestler of all time, and in his personal life he's a complete asshole who ripped off charities, and screwed his friends over. He's still the man though. The difference being that the Heartbreak Kid was actually entertaining to watch.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 26,2009 12:59pm
and was good at what he did.



toggletoggle post by XmikeX at Jun 26,2009 1:20pm



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 26,2009 1:21pm
this thread crashed my internets



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Jun 26,2009 1:25pm
Guess%20who said[orig][quote]
People who are bitching about us "putting down" local bands, and challenging to fight the guys in my band are offended pretty sure. Do you need me to go into the meaning of offended for you? LOL



i challenge people to fight not because im offended, but because i like physical violence.



TITS OR GTFO



toggletoggle post by BoarcorpseJimbo   at Jun 26,2009 2:42pm
Guess who said:
"Sooo this entire forum is about a bio?... we've officially offended everyone else with a bio. Clearly you are all quite sensative. LOL And you admited that you don't know any of us personally. Famous wrestlers walk into a ring and talk shit into the mic with all of the overconfidence in the world, but then they walk off the ring into their personal lives and you find out they are really nice men and women. So if we approach our music with confidence, and pride in what we love to do, and that offends you... oh well haha. That's your issue not ours. Dont read it then. But you've spent 3 weeks, talking shit about people you dont know, based souly on a myspace. So hey we can't please everyone, like I said, keep talkin shit or posting pictures, or whatever it is that you all get a kick out of. It's making your days that much better so have at it."

Maybe you just don't get it... but yes the forum started making fun of your very silly bio, and continued on with bova/chuck norris-isms, photoshop jobs, and an all around good time. It stopped being about you a long time ago. Why are you even posting here? Honestly? Go be Godlike somewhere else.



toggletoggle post by BoarcorpseJimbo   at Jun 26,2009 2:47pm
I'm in shock that that dumb bitch just doesn't get it. (yes, I just resorted to name calling.) With every post they confirm that their egos are unstoppable.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Jun 26,2009 3:39pm



toggletoggle post by BoarcorpseJimbo   at Jun 26,2009 3:53pm
who's thems?^



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Jun 26,2009 3:59pm
when you see it, you'll shit bricks.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 26,2009 4:55pm
tl;dr



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 26,2009 4:59pm
AHHHH!



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jun 26,2009 5:16pm
Guess%20who said[orig][quote]
Famous wrestlers walk into a ring and talk shit into the mic with all of the overconfidence in the world, but then they walk off the ring into their personal lives and you find out they are really nice men and women. So if we approach our music with confidence, and pride in what we love to do, and that offends you... oh well haha.
how can you compare your band to a professional wrestler? key word: professional. overconfident rants are part of their job description. what is expected of a band is good songwriting, skilled musicianship, and an entertaining experience. you guys are a local band most people haven't heard of, not a professional big-time band. as someone said before, your bio would be arrogant even coming from rush, one of the greatest bands of all time. the musicianship, songwriting, longevity, and professionalism embodied by rush is worthy of lofty praise, but your bio would even be hyperbole by their standards.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Jun 26,2009 5:48pm
Did someone mention Rush bios?

A MODERN DAY WARRIOR MEAN MEAN STRIDE, TODAY'S RICH BOVA MEAN MEAN PRIDE

WEEDOO WEEDOO WEEDOO WEEDLE WEEDLE WEEDLE WEEDOO WEEDOO WEEDOO WEEDLE WEEDLE WEEDLE WEEDOO WEEDOO WEEDOO WEEDLE WEEDLE WEEDLE WEEDOO WEEDOO WEEDOO WEEDLE WEEDLE WEEDLE



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jun 26,2009 6:16pm
HEY GUYS DID YOU HEAR THAT ROCKWELL DIED????



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Jun 26,2009 6:38pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
HEY GUYS DID YOU HEAR THAT ROCKWELL DIED????





toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jun 26,2009 6:51pm
SAM RAIMI IS DEAD?!?!?!?!



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Jun 26,2009 7:16pm



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 26,2009 8:06pm
amazing.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 26,2009 8:09pm
hahahahahaha



toggletoggle post by BoarcorpseJimbo   at Jun 27,2009 7:52am
dreadkill Said:

"Guess%20who said:Famous wrestlers walk into a ring and talk shit into the mic with all of the overconfidence in the world, but then they walk off the ring into their personal lives and you find out they are really nice men and women. So if we approach our music with confidence, and pride in what we love to do, and that offends you... oh well haha.
how can you compare your band to a professional wrestler? key word: professional. overconfident rants are part of their job description. what is expected of a band is good songwriting, skilled musicianship, and an entertaining experience. you guys are a local band most people haven't heard of, not a professional big-time band. as someone said before, your bio would be arrogant even coming from rush, one of the greatest bands of all time. the musicianship, songwriting, longevity, and professionalism embodied by rush is worthy of lofty praise, but your bio would even be hyperbole by their standards."


I couldn't agree more. I mean what the hell!? Another point is that professional wrestling is basically a soap opera for young dudes. Band bios should be NOTHING like what wrestlers aay in the ring.

Like I said earlier, I can't believe these people keep posting.. and looking dumber, and dumber, and dumber.



toggletoggle post by tylor  at Jun 27,2009 11:13am
if there as any dispute about the mvp of this thread, i think xmikex sealed it with the bone thugs shop



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jun 27,2009 3:08pm
I dunno, the Back to the Future shoop is pretty win.



toggletoggle post by PatMeebles at Jun 27,2009 5:44pm
agreed



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Jun 27,2009 11:07pm



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at Jun 28,2009 8:00pm



toggletoggle post by PatMeebles at Jun 28,2009 8:05pm
I almost spit out my chicken sandwich. D Patrol wins!



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Jun 28,2009 8:09pm



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at Jun 28,2009 8:42pm



toggletoggle post by BOVACYDE at Jun 29,2009 8:35am
douchebag_patrol said[orig][quote]



FTW!




toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jun 29,2009 9:09am
Marvin Bova is my favorite so far.



toggletoggle post by monster_island  at Jun 29,2009 10:44am



toggletoggle post by Kadoog‘n‘stuff at Jun 29,2009 10:54am



toggletoggle post by demondave at Jun 29,2009 11:00am



toggletoggle post by A Friend at Jun 30,2009 10:01pm
Oh my god. You guys are pathetic. Have you no respect? Look at how immature you guys are on this board. Makes me sick. Is this what metal has become? A bunch of pissy little kids who listen to metalcore one year, then somehow become EXTREEEEEME GRINDCORE stuff? Jesus, in my day people listened to good metal. I dont know what to make of this bashing.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Jun 30,2009 10:38pm





toggletoggle post by archaeon at Jun 30,2009 10:55pm
A%20Friend said[orig][quote]
Oh my god. You guys are pathetic. Have you no respect? Look at how immature you guys are on this board. Makes me sick. Is this what metal has become? A bunch of pissy little kids who listen to metalcore one year, then somehow become EXTREEEEEME GRINDCORE stuff? Jesus, in my day people listened to good metal. I dont know what to make of this bashing.


There are no Grindcore bands on this board you fucking idiot.



toggletoggle post by BoarcorpseJimbo   at Jul 1,2009 12:17am
i love how people can act so appalled at us, not get the humor involved, and in the same thought show that they're basing they're judgments on stereotypes and false information. Fucking idiots. CHLORINATE THE GENE POOL!!!! PLEASE!!



toggletoggle post by BoarcorpseJimbo   at Jul 1,2009 12:19am
that last statement for instance, where the hell do they get the whole "metalcore for a year than EXTREEEEEME GRINDCORE" comment from? I don't see anything in this thread or on this board to even partially justify that comment.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Jul 1,2009 12:32am
Jim, why don't you go whine about it in your screamo band.



toggletoggle post by BoarcorpseJimbo   at Jul 1,2009 12:35am
Your so immature Grant, it makes me sick! Is this what metal has become?







sm:9



toggletoggle post by Doomkid   at Jul 1,2009 12:47am
Hahaha! You're all such neanderthals, I only invented Rich Bova as part of a sociology thesis.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Jul 1,2009 3:08am
I only invented sociology as part of a shredding thesis, Berklee PhD here I come!



toggletoggle post by markrichardsboredasfuck at Jul 1,2009 3:14am
Don't you hate pants?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jul 1,2009 3:17am
Now there's Advil.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Jul 1,2009 3:17am
Lisa needs braces



toggletoggle post by markrichardsboredasfuck at Jul 1,2009 3:18am
Dental plan.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jul 1,2009 3:19am
Now there's extreeeeme grindcore



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Jul 1,2009 3:21am
THIS IS EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEME CHAMPIONSHIP GRINDCORE



toggletoggle post by markrichardsboredasfuck at Jul 1,2009 3:22am
Remember kids, always grind...TO THE EXTREEEEEEME!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jul 1,2009 3:24am
BEAT ME IIF YUH CAN

SUHVIVE IF I LET YUH



toggletoggle post by Avalonwinds  at Jul 1,2009 4:05am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Hey, I'm just being realistic. Part of being a musician is to be humble. Obviously you guys don't understand what that means. Lesson 101. Don't put yourselves above other people; most importantly any other local bands. Support bands other bands, not only yourselves. When someone develops an ego in music, everything goes down the tubes. I don't know any of you guys, but the impression I get is that it's an ego-laced band that thinks too highly of themselves, yet the music doesn't really back up the claims. If you guys had a normal bio or no "bio" at all, then this would have never happened.

Live and learn.


Quoted for motherfucking truth.



toggletoggle post by BoarcorpseJimbo   at Jul 1,2009 5:10am
5000 views bitch!



toggletoggle post by BoarcorpseJimbo   at Jul 1,2009 5:11am
strange... the counter said 4999... now it doesn't. hmmmm



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jul 1,2009 8:37am
ULTIMATE SHREDDING CHAMPIONSHIP



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Jul 1,2009 10:07am
I'm not sure if anything else can be said about Rich Bova. This thread has reached such Bovan proportions that it encompasses everything that defines the man(a.k.a the Myth, a.k.a. the Legend).



toggletoggle post by XmikeX at Jul 1,2009 11:19am
Rich Bova just tricked us all into writing The Bova Testament.



toggletoggle post by Doomkid   at Jul 1,2009 12:13pm
Does that mean that this thread has reached the power of Bova himself? If so, what will become of our world now???



toggletoggle post by monster_island  at Jul 1,2009 1:51pm
the world will never be bigger than itself but ...



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 1,2009 2:03pm
the bova to bova time continuum



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Jul 1,2009 3:34pm



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 1,2009 3:43pm
hahahaha



toggletoggle post by BoarcorpseJimbo   at Jul 1,2009 4:27pm
awesome.



toggletoggle post by My_Dying_Bride at Jul 1,2009 6:19pm
new NEToD?



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Jul 1,2009 6:22pm
since when did school start emailing parents? wtf is that shit!? atleast have the balls to call said accidents parents so they could tell you to fuck off



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 1,2009 6:22pm
White Student and Yellow Teacher?


RACISTS



toggletoggle post by Mookypeach at Jul 12,2009 6:01pm
Wow...all you ppl must actually like this band cuz you are actually spending a whole bunch of time on here talking about them! I knew this band when they were Best Friend Solitude and couldn't stand them...couldn't understand what the hell they were singing or what the point was...now that they have a new lead kick ass singer...this band is finally going somewhere! All I can say is GO SAINT TO SINNER!!! You have more fans than haters...trust me!



toggletoggle post by BoarcorpseJimbo   at Jul 12,2009 9:33pm
i see what you did there.



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Jul 13,2009 2:45am
NEEDS MOAR BOVA



toggletoggle post by patmeebles at Jul 13,2009 3:02am
Ahhahahaha, this takes 1 minute on my phone to post in. This is nothing more than a joke for me to laugh at. So keep saying that we're all secret fanboys for talking about them. I'm enjoying it.



toggletoggle post by bow B4 me at Jul 15,2009 12:58pm



toggletoggle post by grizloch   at Jul 15,2009 6:39pm
it took me roughly an hour to read through this thread... with the exception of whatever, totally worth it



toggletoggle post by Sam EZ at Jul 27,2009 11:29pm
Hey I Played With BOVA Back in 1975. Yes Bova is 61 with 7 houses from selling junk bonds in the 80's. Bova actually started the recent stock selloff when he sold all his stocks to buy his 3rd boat. We played NYC and Bob Dylan saw him and wanted him to play on his new album. He told Dylan he was busy. I also saw him deliver a baby in 1984 with a slice of pizza in his other hand. Also Bova Built My HotRod.



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Jul 28,2009 12:25am
BOVA BE WITH YOU



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Jul 28,2009 2:15am
Bova the Bovarian, good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural shredding and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient arpeggiated dimension.

"Are you a god?"

No.

"Then...DIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEMEEDLEYMEEDLEYMEEDLEYMEEDLEYSCREESCREEBUHDULUHBUHDULUHBUHDULUH"



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 28,2009 8:20am
i cant believe this thread has over 500 posts



toggletoggle post by Providence Metal at Oct 7,2009 3:23pm
Hey Guys,
I just read this whole post. What a pathetic thread. You know what? You guys diss on my boys and expect nothing to happen? You know, this may be a couple of months old, but it's not fucking funny. The dude can play guitar. He's right, you're all in a bunch of noisy no-talent bands that scream about useless nonsense. What a joke.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Oct 7,2009 3:28pm
Providence%20Metal said[orig][quote]
You guys diss on my boys and expect nothing to happen?
FIGHT THIS WHOLE BOARD OR YOU'RE HELL WITHIN



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Oct 7,2009 3:30pm
CHINATOWN, MOTHERFUCKERS



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Oct 7,2009 3:32pm
Providence%20Metal said[orig][quote]
Hey Guys,
I just read this whole post. What a pathetic thread. You know what? You guys diss on my boys and expect nothing to happen? You know, this may be a couple of months old, but it's not fucking funny. The dude can play guitar. He's right, you're all in a bunch of noisy no-talent bands that scream about useless nonsense. What a joke.


repost...



toggletoggle post by Providence Metal at Oct 7,2009 3:35pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA.... no.
Keep on crackin wise kids. What are you, 10?



toggletoggle post by PatMeebles at Oct 7,2009 3:38pm
1-dimensional nu-metal dropouts telling board they're all no-talent grind bands = hilarity



toggletoggle post by NLI at Oct 7,2009 3:41pm



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Oct 7,2009 3:52pm
Next stop.... CHINATOWN

BING BONG



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Oct 7,2009 3:56pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
Next stop.... CHINATOWN

BING BONG




bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Oct 7,2009 4:04pm
Providence%20Metal said[orig][quote]
you're all in a bunch of noisy no-talent bands that scream about useless nonsense.


HAHAHA. InTheShit had to change a line to "FUCK YOUR FACE" because a 4 syllable lyric was too complicated.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Oct 7,2009 4:23pm



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 13,2009 3:09pm
BUMP FOR LEGEND OF BOVA



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 14,2009 9:54am
HAHAHHA, HOLY SHIY LOOK AT THE MYSPACE

THEY WERE ON THE NEWS! THEY THINK THEY'RE GONNA WIN A GRAMMY! ACTUAL BOVA INTERVIEW FOOTAGE!!!



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 14,2009 9:55am
BOVA @ 1:15



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Dec 14,2009 10:04am
Wait, waht?



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Dec 14,2009 10:06am
HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAH



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Dec 14,2009 10:28am
SAVE US FROM SELF-DESTRUCTION

THESE ARE THE WORDS OF BOVA



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Dec 14,2009 1:18pm
|an said[orig][quote]
Now to up the ante...

It had to be revealed, that Rich Bova is actually Mr. Cool Ice!



i dont know why but this made me laugh so hard coffee shot out my nose



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Dec 14,2009 1:45pm
ahahahahah same here. I almost choked on my lunch.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Mar 31,2010 6:06pm
RTTP: Your #1 source for Rich Bova.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Apr 24,2010 3:08am
Kadoog‘n‘stuff said[orig][quote]
Rich Bova is Rich Bova.



toggletoggle post by Doomkid   at Apr 24,2010 8:18am
Keepin' the dream alive!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 2,2010 12:46am
this just got fucking real.



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Feb 6,2011 4:08pm



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 6,2011 5:43pm
xgodzillax said[orig][quote]
dick is brova.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Saint-to-Sinner/76831064181#!/pages/Saint-to-Sinner/76831064181?v=wall


FUKKEN LIEKD



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Feb 6,2011 6:03pm
OH HELL YES. I AM FRIENDS WITH THEM WE ARE FRIENDS NOW YAY



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Feb 6,2011 6:06pm
haha, only 69 people admit to liking Saint to Sinner.

WE KNOW THERE ARE MORE OF YOU, WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Feb 7,2011 2:52am
DICK IS BRO ABOUT IT, BRO



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Feb 7,2011 11:35am
I lol'd so hard at Marvin Bova.



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Mar 26,2011 4:51pm
amorok666 said[orig][quote]
Lol, this fucking thread. Maby next time they'll bump bova.



toggletoggle post by amorok666 at Mar 26,2011 4:52pm
Hahaha



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Mar 26,2011 6:11pm
you asked for it dude.



toggletoggle post by chernobyl at Aug 23,2012 3:06am
Bova threads are the best



toggletoggle post by HAMBONE at Feb 19,2014 1:01pm
bovump



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Dec 12,2014 2:40pm
I saw something in another thread about Bova just now, and thought this should be bumped.



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 12,2014 3:16pm
I hear that if Bova and SWA shredmaster bassist Robb Wells ever met, the universe would end - can anyone confirm?



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Dec 12,2014 3:41pm
yep, I've heard the same.



toggletoggle post by ADMIRAL THRAWN at Dec 12,2014 4:05pm
LET ME ATTACK YOU AND PULL AWAY



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