you are 2 hours and 28 minutes late, sir.

man that rules

Yeah, backed.

I'd hit it

the whole thing?

Maybe it's just the weed but this is making me laugh right now.

/related

new england is wicked high

as we should always be

No Pot or Oreo Pie, But I have Pizza and Percs though

should be a rttp shirt ha

Boner

Yea. You should have seen him in NY. He totally boned someone when Advent was being played.
Maybe I was doing that, because they really nailed the older Opeth songs... I could have cared less for the newer stuff. Good show guy, should have been there.

it was just a slice i got from this place down the street i ordered a burger from. it looked at me and said take me home and eat me. kinda like a crackwhore but tastier.

thats what fat bitches are thinking when they see marcus.

what, that marcus is a tasty crackwhore?

i don't have oreo pie, but i am about to smoke some weed... but oreo pie sounds good, and i imagine i would very much appreciate the scenario...

im sober and eating summer squash soup, which is actually kicking some ass right now.

that also sounds like a good time...

i summer squashed you mom

your

khed your mom sounds like a summer squash.

Hit that shit raw dog and bail