Jeff, I talked to you about the Riistetyt show last night, not sure if you remember. But it's March 16th. I was just wondering if you think you would have a demo out by then?, preferably before.

if you talked to him that night i guarantee he doesn't remember...

I REMEMBER YOU BASTARDS. IT'S ONE OF THE FEW THINGS THAT I ACTUALLY REMEMBER FROM THAT NIGHT. I THINK WE COULD DO SOMETHING BEFORE THEN. OUR BASS PLAYER HAS A 4 TRACK, I'LL TALK TO HIM TONIGHT. I WOULD LIKE TO THANK EVERYONE WHO BOUGHT ME DRINKS THE OTHER NIGHT & HELPED CONTRIBUTE TO MY DRUNKEN STATE OF MIND. YEHAAAAA!!!!!

WHERE ARE YOU ANN?

She is trying to locate her American to French dictionary so she can read what you wrote.

SI SENOR. I WILL NOW CONFUSE HER BY USING ESPANOL.

FUCK YOU BOTH.
FIRST OFF YOU WON'T CONFUSE ME USING ESPANOL, JUST BECAUSE.
BUT YEAH, I ACTUALLY WORKED ALL DAY AND TALK TO CLIFF BURTON FOR A WHILE.

I'M JUST BUSTING YOUR CHOPS. YOU KNOW I LUV YA BABY! WAS CLIFF ABLE TO HEAR YOU WITH HIS HEAD STUCK UNDER THAT BUS?

hahaha

KHH JHNA JH HOIGN NNKNA;OIKN JI IT I IAN AOHAHH;
LET ME KNOW IF THAT IS COOL.
CONFUSED?

eftryhhd? wojdfycb yee yee yee! nijkuy gdsywe.

I WAS JUST THINKING THAT MYSELF.
HJBV JHJJ6789 B HJH A8H 56GB?

iggahghhababba gaht ehghghshs!!!

Sorry to but in on your profound discussion, I had to add my two cents on the matter

KING NOOSEBOMB said:

thats some funny fuckin shit right there

paganmegan said:

JHJF H GJG75356 KJ JH A HUAH GH.

isshha koaka nama banaant guurga rarghhhh.

Od Smmr [;smmomh pm vp,omh yp yjr :per;; hoh/

urgan voggan moggan mooota baugha froskttt

1, 2, 3 o clock, 4 o clock, rock

"misinterpret ling-ling!"

5, 6, 7 o clock, 8 o clock, rock

9, 10, 11 o clock, 12 o clock, rock

we're gonna rock around the clock tonight

"is that a quarter in your ear?"
"oh, no. it's a tumor"

NOW I'M FUCKING CONFUSED!

"ling-ling, are you excited about christmas?"
"oh way, there is no santa claus"

naaaaaaaaaarghhhha frooooddsg

no presents for christmas!!!!!!

stop thinking an start licking the weird trading card character thing

are you excited about chrsitmas?

nope its a tumor

and stop quoting king diamond

heyling-ling. Ihaveapennynoidont
*lick*

why the fuck can't I quote king diamond?

and christmas is a tumor

O ypp s, vpmgidrf/

borgen foirgeb urrggast rasssschhhtt

I don't know why it is so fun for me to type random letters as if it really meant something

ukthe chacuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuthala!

Mine actually do. I'm deliciously mad.

i wanna try

I'VE CREATED A MONSTER. HAKJDFVHIALUDRHGAIUDFHUAIDFHIADUFHVIADFVHADIFVHAIDLFVIDFVHADIFVBILADFVBHILADFHVBIADLFHVBILUADFHVBILADFVBIADFBVILADFBVIOUADFBVILUADFVHBIUADHVUIOADFHBU9OS;FG

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RichHorror said:

In that syd barrett kind of way??

that's what they do on swedish sites, I swear.
you look at their messageboard and it looks like a horrible game of you sank my scrabble ship

hkhdgkjhdghkjgh uurrgaaguiy

Fp/ Pt fp mpy/ Yjrtr od mp ytu/

haha simpsons reference number 3,678,901 on this message board

the_reverend said:

haha I was thinking my jibberish actually kind of looked like swedish

paganmegan said:

Yes, I'm actually cracking Qualuude tablets over my head as we speak.

sweeeet

THIS THREAD ACTUALLY HAD MEANING AT ONE POINT.

they all tend to veer into a lack of meaning after awhile...

You mean... this isn't Dial-A-Date?

UNDERSTOOD. OH, BY THE WAY I'VE BEEN MEANING TO ASK YOU,
JFASG JKHGDH JHW4622 JTH JHSJTJK,YIKGJI?

YOU GUYS ARE FUCKED.

PLEASE HELP ME, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ARE SOBER.

Yeah, I tend to think I am weirder when I am sober

i third that motion

its the boredom creeping in where the booze should be

I second that emotion. I am a huge black woman.

I HAVEN'T LAUGHED THIS MUCH AT WORK IN A WHILE. TOO BAD I'M NOT GETTING ANY WORK DONE. WHEN MY BOSS SAYS WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING ALL DAY, I WILL JUST SAY "HJHLAKDFHVAKLUVAEGADGAKDFBVLA"

hahahahahahahahahaha

i didnt get it at first, but then i read it again

The way I see it is I don't get paid enough to be anything but bored and on this site all damn day

I HEAR THAT.

errrrgan fagen booogen biiiiddreesd

YEAH, I'M STILL HIGH FROM LAST NIGHT AND ALMOST SMOKED A BONG BEFORE WORK TODAY WHICH IN THIS CASE I WOULD HAVE DONE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, RIGHT NOW IT'S LUNCH TIME, WHEN I'M DONE I'M OUT AND I WON'T COME BACK TIL TONIGHT...AT LEAST I'LL TRY.

I NEED BOOZE THOUGH.

I need to find a job that pays me to sit on the computer all day. In fact, I need to find a job.

I need a job where I drink booze all day

But that job is already taken by the homeless dude who sits on the corner of brookline ave and lansdowne

BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I USED TO HAVE A JOB THAT LET US DRINK.
THEN THEY WOULD SEND ME OUT ON DELIVERIES.
ONLY IN AMERICA.

Offer him your apartment in exchange for his position.

HAHA I used to sneak some drinks on the job, at my old job, it was just too easy not to

RichHorror said:

Nah, I don't think he's trade his diet of crack and begging is far too lucrative to trade in for my existance

Well, seeing as how I'll be out on the streets after Xmas, I'll have to let you know how the other half lives.

just stalk up on bottled liquer, that will solve all your problems

ALCOHOL IS NOT THE ANSWER TO ALL OF LIFES PROBLEMS.

BUT IT IS THE CURE FOR SOBRIETY AND BOREDOM

Alcohol, the answer and cause of all life's problems.

I'LL BUY THAT. AND I'LL BUY A 12 PACK ON THE RIDE HOME AS WELL.

HELL YEAH..

YOU'RE CATCHING ON WITH THE "ALL CAPS"
WELCOME TO THE KINGDOM!

ONCE YOU START, YOU CAN'T STOP... ITS ALMOST AS THOUGH I HAVE HAD A FEW BEERS AND AM BELLIGERENTLY YELLING ACROSS THE ROOM

WHAT THE FUCK! I FEEL LIKE SOMEONE JUST STABBED ME IN THE BACK.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

harsh

IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL SOMEONE PULLS THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON OUT.

THEN IT GETS SERIOUS

NO MORE FUCKING AROUND. NEXT ONE THAT DOES THAT, DEATH!

THE KING HAS SPOKEN
SO LET IT BE WRITTEN
SO LET IT BE DONE

HE IS CREEPING DEATH

HE SURE AS HELL IS OLD ENOUGH

megan, I'm pissed at you know.
I want to listen to death, but I don't have any here.
thanks.

but if the caps lock button was taken away ..then ..

WHY THE HELL IS THIS THREAD STILL FULL OF CAPS DAMMIT!!!!!???!!!

IT IS THE KING'S WAY

abhorred said:

EASY BIG FELLA.

king N
yer still not old
but you look younger than your age

SUCH KIND WORDS, NOW PUT THEM IN CAPS GOD DAMMIT!!!

the_reverend said:

any time.. I have no death to listen to either you should know.. I have to accept king diamond and bathory for this work day

whoops I forgot the caps

EVERYONE GETS ONE FREE PASS.

IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN

FORGIVEN.

THIS THREAD MADE ME REALIZE THAT JEFF IS FUCKING SENILE. THE WORD "SENILE" OR "SENILITY" NEEDS TO BE INCORPORATED IN THE OLD MEN'S NAME SOMEHOW.

WHO ARE THE OLD MEN? AND WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

HAHAHAHA THIS IS THE BEST FUCKIN THREAD

THATS NOT SAYING MUCH. HEY ALEX IF WE EVER DO A RECORD
WE CAN CALL IT "SENILITY"

OR "I JUST CRAPPED MY PANTS"

OR "HAS ANYONE SEEN MY TEETH"

HOW ABOUT "MAKE IT TO THE DINER FOR THE EARLY BIRD SPECIAL"

WELL ITS ALMOST 5 O'CLOCK, TIME FOR THE KING TO SAY GOODNIGHT.
AND REMEMBER "HKJHE JH8427 U5UKH UTH4U 4BBNMB. JHW"
WORDS TO LIVE BY.

WDETEYHXYTHGD YEIXWUYTDKXUY DYJGJGUYTWG SYTYGUG

indeed

HE'S HEADED HOME TO SEE WALTER KRONKITE'S BROADCAST THEN TURN IN FOR SLEEP AROUND 7.

I'M REALLY LEAVING NOW, AND I PREFER "THE GOLDEN GIRLS"
UNTIL TOMORROW...

THOSE CHICKS ARE WAY TOO YOUNG FOR YOU JEFF!

ARE YOU GUYS STILL GOING?
RETARDS.

I'M BACK...AND RETARDS ARE PEOPLE TOO.

KING NOOSEBOMB said:


YEAH THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.