I wasn't paying attention...
and I walked off with someone else's cart.
I did some more shopping and went to check out. I saw all the not-my-things and went and hid the cart and founf my cart.

you're going to hell!

it made me feel like a criminal, but I did it for the rush!!!!!!

haha thats awesome

you's a bad bad man !

you shoulda posted that story in this thread

http://returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=22607#322636

It was YOU! I'll never take a piss at Wal*Mart again, unless it's in one of the aisles.

reminds me of the dane cook bit, " i dont wanna leave my cart, what if someone walks in and is looking for exactly the same shit i need, they'd be like, hey, jackpot, heres all the shit i need"

i went shopping the other night. i got a carriage from outside. i roll the thing inside and of course it had one extremely retarded wheel. i tried to deal with it as much as i could, lifting it up and rolling it on the two front wheels and everything. so i'm flipping out going down an aisle and i see this cart with like 15 things in it and no one around it. i pulled up next to it and started throwing my shit in it like a ninja. needless to say, i got a new carriage.

that person probably doesn't mind losing their courage...since they were probably witnessing the greatest "nothing fight" they had ever been a part of.

oh, keith already dropped the dane cook reference...

oh well, post anyway

"yea, get the jelly, TWAT!"