....and I gotta piss it out......FUCKIN HELL THIS SHIT HURTS.....

I know someone who had one of those.
she wasn't happy.

the_reverend said:


yeah but i don't have a "pee pee"

and the pain is a bitch...but not as bad as my other issue...ugh sucks...

i can't imagine.

write us a detailed experience when it passes!

Blast some absurdly bassy metal through your guts.
Or in actuality, someone twice as low as we can hear, I don't know the exact numbers on that are, but some wicked low note will purée that thing like a baby in a blender. Happy hunting.

Ugh....it came out......it felt like a small ball of razors coming out.....it is by far the worst thing I've ever experienced in my life....

save it and make a necklace out of it.

Then tell people you used it to kill your friend, and it stabbed someone in the woods because they were gay, then it got drunk and fell off a bridge and died, after it burnt your house down. Now that's a black metal kidney stone.

someone's posts are getting weirder and weirder...
have you been in the woods too much mortiis?

the_reverend said:

You are... is... am... er.

the_reverend said:

No, and I'm not dead, I'm just real depressed...

Just... being around you kinda makes me wanna die.

DeOdiumMortis said:

ok, i caught the dissection reference. maybe the friend killing thing is mayhem? but what is the bridge falling and the house burning from?

DeOdiumMortis said:




COMMENCE TA JIGGLIN!


aqua teen hunger force is great.

kill your friend = Varg
stabbed someone in the woods because they were gay = Faust
burnt your house down = all of them, though they were buring chruches, I took liberties here

this one's my favorite though:

got drunk and fell off a bridge and died = Teemu "Somnium" Raimoranta (Finntroll/Impaled Nazarene) died in Helsinki, Finland on Sunday the 16th of March in an alcohol-related accident in which he fell from a bridge onto ice below. (Metal Update 3/21/03)

xboobiesx said:

That's right you get along with me! Hmph.

DeOdiumMortis said:
And by Varg you mean Count Grishnackh (Varg Vikernes)?

varg is an acronym, but I forget for what.

retzam said:

Yup, I believe Varg means wolf, and his birth name was Christian.

there's some acronym for it..
some crossed 4 letter words to make v.a.r.g.
I'll look it up whrn I get home

DeOdiumMortis said:

What the hell. How come people say his real name is Varg and his stage name is Count Grishnackh? Why does he have two stage names???

He has at least 4, maybe 5.

http://www.herringlab.com/photos/

holy fucking shit! can you imagine pissing one of these things out? they look like some kind of crazy animal you see in documentaries about the ocean

I thought i had one once, and the ol' doc said i had to whizz it out...

I lucked out with only a kidney infection.. which sucked, but look at those pictures!!!! I'd rather tie my dick in a knot and let them stay

those better not be ACTUAL SIZE!!!!!!!!!!!

i think they appear bigger than they are, but they look like those everlasting obstoppers from charlie and the chocolate factory... way to ruin that movie you assholes

Damn Eddie.... that really sucks about the stone thing. I shudder to even think about how painful that would be. How do you get one of those? And is your other band thing working out?

Anyways, thanks for signing the guestbook, I'm glad to hear school's going well. You're in MA right? I hope I see you on the 4th. Boston Latin School is terribly annoying and the CT3 doesn't have anyone cool on it anymore.

Haha, the second one down looks like bacon. Mmmmmm....bacon.

Chocolate with peanuts.



Bacon.



Crazy diseased donut.



Unholy pretzel of Satan.

my dick hurts just looking at those

Which one did yours most resemble easyed?

DeOdiumMortis said:


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