So who can inform me of ways to annoy someones ex boyfriend without resorting to killing them, well at least as a last resort? Or who is bored and would like to Help!!

Make love to me.

Ok, I got it go to a pay phone and keep calling their work and tell them that they owe money for drugs and if they do not pay up they are dead!

Also, as long as you cut off the head, hands and feet... and douse the body with bleach... you should be good to go.

Kick him in the Balls a couple of times, so he would not be any use!

Just blow up his car!!

You could also stir his coffee with matches. Phosphorous poisoning.

That sounds cook but what if he is already dying, but not soon enough! God or anyone help!

With phosphorous poisoning he'll die quickly.

He's already dying, and you're trying to kill him? That's the best thing I've ever heard.

Help!!!!!! Rev. Your the Man???

Aaron doesn't know anything about killing people. He's from New Hampshire, where everyone is already dead.

I stick a hot poker in his ass, so that he will stay away and remember it!

the best way to make an ex jealous is to fuck someone else, and post pics. I got a camera and a dick. Show me a picture of yourself and I'll help you out as long as you're not an uggo.

If you put enough Visine in someone's drink, they will shit themselves to death, And it is virtually undetectable I believe. Course the stronger the drink the better,So they wont taste the visine. 3-4 drops though, and they will the shits for hours

What about something more damaging right away??

I love how some guy cheats on his dumb cunt fat girlfriend and now she wants revenge hahaha
Get over it, he left you, now move on or kill yourself

Or move on AND kill yourself.

I was going to say that maybe you just got fat.

this thread is gay.

Who said this has anything to do about cheating you stupid fucks. I know it is to early to use any brains you have!

So does any one have real ideas like Rich and Dwell? Or are you just to shitless to admit it that you would kill someone?????????????

anonymous said:

I told you, fuck me and send him the pictures. unless you're fat.

Sorry I got another guy for that.

Ok, so none of you big talkers on this sight have any really good ideas or are you just to fucken chicken to say it. Whats the matter you can talk a lot of shit, but not when it will really affect anyone???? Huh...anyone......I guess you are just a bunch of pussies!

A bunch of people offered a bunch of ideas, you stupid whore. Get raped.

just kill yourself so you stop annoying people here (and everywhere else)
you have to be pretty retarded...

succubus said

99% of this thread backs that hard.

have sex with him. like 4 times in a row. then when he's tying his shoes to leave tell him to get the hell out. that's about the smartest thing any girl will ever come up with on her own.

anonymous said:

Actually your best bet is to make them jealous. Find someone new so they feel like they're being replaced. Once my ex does that I know I'll be pissed.

Here's a thought, just do whatever you did to make him dump you/cheat on you/hate you in the first place. I mean it worked so well once already.

If you commit suicide he will be sad and make with the boo hoo.

OOH! OOH! I got one... call him up and tell him you want to come over and give him a blowjob. THEN! show up 15 minutes late without calling. He'll be so annoyed it'll almost ruin the blowjob you give him soon after.

i've got it, you could have a pizza delivered to him that he didnt order!!! that would be vicious!!! ......douche

haha.. thats awesome.. if you can't think up your own way to do it.. my thinking is that even if you tried you'd fuck it up .so save yourself the jail time and being butch mcdick's bitch and get the fuck over it...

you know what would really grind his gears? a much deserved toothy blowjob after he doesn't notice your new honey blonde highlights.

Fake an orgasm, guys hate that.

get him a 6 pack of, get this, LIGHT beer instead of regular. if that's not a 'fuck you' i don't know what is.

And no, we are NOT reading these from '101 Ways To Please Your Man', and I resent the accusation.

definitely don't read the cosmo sex tips. nothing's worse than a dead fuck.

Write a short story about him, and your whole relationship. Make his flaws as your boyfriend subtle, yet noticable to the discerning reader. Make sure you thinly veil the underlying messages with obvious hints (i.e. if his name was Bill name his character Phil... or even better Brill, the less sense it makes the better). Have the story's rising acting point out his callousness, and cold-heartedness that leaves the tale's protagonist Betsy (you) to question her self worth, and her female identity. The denoument leads to Betsy taking control of her identity, and her sexuality in a Chopin-eseque turn of events that leads her to drift further and further out into the ocean until there's no hope for return, as Betsy finally overcomes the overbaring patriarchy of the world by taking her own life.

THEN call him up and read it to him while he's fucking your best friend. Dude, if MY ex-girlfriend called me while I was fucking her best friend.... I'd be PISSED! NO DOUBT! LOL!!!!!!!

"go for his grundle, stay for his heart: the new NEW book on relationships"

Talk shit about him to all your female friends. Things like how big his penis is, how he hit the g-spot every single time, gives head better than a seasoned lesbian, etc.

Grab For His Wallet, But Stop Off At His Balls: The "In's and Out's" of Relationships Told By Women No One Would Ever Fuck

Finally give him permission for anal sex. Once he reems you out and sees the depths to which you've let yourself sink he's sure to get the message and feel really really bad.

xmikex said:


and be sure to include a romance novel-esque pirate scene between you and said asshole
"my these seas are certainly heaving"
"no more than your bountiful bosom, milady"

and say THAT'S YOU EMBRACING NATURAL FEMALE SEXUALITY IN A TIME OF TURBULENCE AND CONFUSION.

Take a whole bunch of laxatives....

I mean like a WHOLE shitload of laxatives, and mix them up and drink them.

Break the knob off your bathroom door from the outside.

Wait 20 minutes then call me, and I'll tell you phase 2.

When I think of how all this advice has been given free of charge, it really warms my heart.

my reward is in heaven.

$14.

don't be surprised if he throws you a copy of "the A(nal) to Z guide of humiliation: how to be bukkaked"

I knew we had'nt heard the last from this bitch.