just wanted to say that

it's usually when they stop sucking that it's time to boot them.

especially when they dump your ass, out of the blue...on your birthday, which happens to be 5 days before xmas.
I hope her clit rots off.

well this bitch owes me money, and carina or aaron i swear to god if u mention the bronx tale i'll ring your necks

me thinks carina tells you too much.

ans zeb, especially if the girl lives with you.

I was left with an appartment I can't afford, nausea and a severe case of faucet-ass.

or he reads your posts on this board

well K, if the money is worth the aggravation....

i've had two ex's take money from me...
damn bitches!! i hope they die of
multiple STD infections...

MyDeadDoll said:


damn it..yet something else we have in common

My ex needs to fall asleep in front of a steamroller.

succubus said:

hehehe.. odd how these things happen...

but apparently one of the ex's is now a
huge whore in germany... her parents were
loaded, but she still took money from me....
and i always paid for everything...

the other is just a plain loser... he's like 28
and lives with his parents... he's one of those
gothic people now that thinks he's a vampire,
so i guess that's as bad as dying of an STD...
but after decided to take my money, he broke
up with me saying that i was selfish... hummm....

zebylong said:

Best line I've heard all week.

why thank you. It came straight from the heart

all 100 pieces of that little black, broken heart.

weird...my ex from 5 years ago just called me...she grew three stomachs over the course of our relationship. I broke up with her cuz I felt like I was screwing her mother. I told her. She cried.

this is you today:


and this is you after russian brides.com

mmm...russians. I heard you can beat them and they don't call the cops.

A song that sums it all up...
http://www.rathergood.com/hedgehogs/

I miss her spam-purse.

my ex boss actually kept a catalogue in the office but they were not jsut russian..he did it once years ago...i don't remember what happened...and he wanted to do it again...

he did what once, beat a russian bride?

i saw something on the discovery channel about
mail order brides once... apparently you have to
travel to their country and go to these social
parties first before you propose and bring her
to the US...

you only get then for 3 years.
and then they get greencards.

my old boss is currently doing it.

zebylong said:


no, he ordered a girl out of a catalogue

in the end it didn't work out but she went back home

it was full of international girls

well, I can't keep a relationship longer than 3 years, so it sounds like the deal for me.

but why "rent" the cow when you can get it for free?

nothing is "free"

blood and fire

true but if you really do this you will have to pay $$$

you know what? in all seriousness, i didn't have the best of luck..and i was single a lot...and when i decided that i truly didn't care and i accepted that i would be alone..i met someone

and someone wonderful

sorry that she did that to you...but if she was capable of doing that, then she doesn't deserve you

Thank you for your kind words. I'm still fresh road-kill, so of course I'm a little raw. I wouldn't order a bride. Honestly, I don't think I could afford it -not to mention the exotic diseases I'd get from popping her pooper.

She's not worth it. russians aren't worth it either. I'll just polish my own knob for a while and gather myself back off the floor.

BornSoVile said:

Now that I think about it...very fitting.

so, mega-nerd, now that you are single,
you are going to go with me to one concert
and then get a new girlfriend?

what are the 2 shows we went to inbetween your cow and last gf?
I know one of them was that scary anal cunt show at the middle east, but what was the other?

Hehe, I remember the Anul Cunt show. I also remember the Jap-bands that weren't half bad.

I didn't know we went to another one....um...

hm.. then I guess it was anal cunt that we met up in the middle of nowhere in hampstead?

oh shit, yea. I forgot all about that. We met just outside of Salem, NH...and your directions sucked...I got so lost, I ended up flagging down a cop out of depairity.

I think it was just AC. Wasn't a bad time...if you don't count how many times I almost crapped myself whenever Seth would look at me.

yeah, he'd look at us and say something about killing art fags.
I should have know that that was all just coinsidence and he was WAY to drunk to even be able to see us.

yea, but I was young and naive. Now I'm old and jaded. Fuck, my damn gSOAP project won't compile. I HATE automagic code.