the battery only lasts 18 months and then it's dead.
http://ipodsdirtysecret.com/

http://news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,8626936%5E13762,00.html

for our troops

Hooray for shelf-life. Fucking slimeballs.

http://www.info.apple.com/support/applecar..._products/service/ipod_service.html

apple replaces the batteries for 99 dollars after they die.
they did it after that video came out.
even though its fucked up they did it after all this shit happened,
the plan is reasonable, considering how amazing my ipod is, its still worth it.

yeah yeah yeah, I know george.
if they would make a 200GB iPod for $500,
I would buy one in a heart beat.
I bought the little girl I babysit an mp3 player and she loves it.
granted, she told me not to put any of those "screaming" songs on.

i bought my ipod at compusa with a 2 year compusa replacement plan. it died a couple weeks ago after a year and a half, so i brought it back and got a new one. the replacement plan cost $30 originally, but i paid $65 for the plan on my new one. shows how reliable ipods are, but it's better than paying $99 just for a new battery. i have so many screaming songs on it. in fact, i can fit alll the music on my computer on it. yay!

I love replacement things.
I love exploiting them.

actually, my last 2 plans I exploited a lot and then forgot to re-exploit them. I know a lot of people that can "break" things and make it look like it was the devices error.
hint: graphite dust... blow it in, it shorts, blow it out

that's a good hint. i'll keep that in mind when i need a new ipod.

dick chaney got an ipod from his kids for xmas.
being the first republican to ever by an apple product.

ha