I was working the graveyard shift at the gas station the other night and I had to shit really bad (I don't know why, all I ate was one of those new blue raspberry mountain dews and a jalapeno cheddar and beef stick combo). Anyway, I ran to the bathroom and the shit just kept coming. it wouldn't stop. Next thing I know, I hear "BEEP BEEP", someone was at the drop box ringing the buzzer to pay for gas (we keep the doors locked during the overnight shift). I had to wad up a huge bunch of toilet paper and jam it between my asscheeks to avoid filling my undies with spackle. After the guy pays for gas, I run back to the toilet, drop my pants, sit and instantly begin painting the porcelain again. All of a sudden...BEEP BEEP. Another fucker was at the drop box. I go through the same routine and finally make it back and finish shitting. When I was done, I had to have used a half roll of TP. I even had to wet the toilet paper to get the poo glue/TP mixture off of my butthole.

That's horrible. Great poop story.

Man, i almost died this week but this is way worse. I feel for ya man!

I used to have poop shyness, I would only go if no one saw me go into the stall or into the bathroom (managers and coworkers that is) and at my new job the bathroom is right next to the main activity center so I had to get over that fast.

I still only shit at my house, work, barnes and noble, and my old college...there are times I drive to the tech school just to drop a deuce.

Next time, come out to help them with bucket attached to ass.

poop shyness? thats a new one. i usually let my shits go as loud as possible. i love to make people feel uncomfortable in the bathroom. if they want to sit and listen, and smell, then they're just as fucked up as i am.

I used to work at the olive garden. One night I was hosting, and I went into the bathroom and there was a turd the size of a summer sausage in the handicapped toilet. I tried to flush it and it wouldn't go down, I had to grab a plunger and shove it down the hole, and right before I did that I noticed a huge smear of blood on one end of it.

think about that next time you think about olive garden.

Maybe it was a tomato peel. Their sauce is filled with those.

i cant tell if this is sincere

shitting in peace is no joke.

Real men shit when they need to, under any circumstances.