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Bumper Stickers~dumb laugh on a friday afternoon
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succubus
on Feb 20,2004 2:03pm
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post by
succubus
at Feb 20,2004 2:03pm
Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass.
Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"
The proctologist called
...they found your head.
Everyone has a photographic memory
...some just don't have any film.
Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
Your ridiculous little
opinion has been noted.
I used to have a handle
on life...but it broke off.
WANTED: Meaningful
overnight relationship.
Guys...just because you have one,
doesn't mean you have to be one.
Some people just don't know how to drive...
I call these people "Everybody But Me,"
Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.
Don't like my driving?
Then quit watching me.
If you can read this...I can
slam on my brakes and sue you.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
Hang up and drive!!
And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!!
Welcome to America
...now speak English
post by
DeOdiumMortis
at Feb 20,2004 2:49pm
I want a shirt of that last one, I'll wear it and hang out at immigration offices, or the Texas/Mexico border.
post by
MyDeadDoll
at Feb 20,2004 2:51pm
or just come to Tucson... we're considered a
"border town"
post by
succubus
at Feb 20,2004 3:09pm
actually this girl that works with me sent it and then apologized to me about the last one
heh
post by
DeOdiumMortis
at Feb 20,2004 3:17pm
You can speak English though. The point is all the people who can only speak Cantonese, island French, Spanish, etc.
post by
i_am_not_me
at Feb 20,2004 6:42pm edited Feb 20,2004 6:42pm
...
post by
Wee...Bink!
at Feb 20,2004 10:09pm
have you seen the Anti-Peta one:
"If animals werent supposed to be eaten then why are they made out of meat?"
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