srsly, wtf? They say Worshington. Fucking worsh..
but they don't sat Trorsh for trash or corsh for cash.

Whenever someone notices my accent and says I talk funny, I remind them "the Pilgrims landed in PLYMOUTH MASS dick, so the rest of the country talks funny, not me"

yeah!

Ha, I always use the pilgrims to defend the way I talk too. I completely agree with you.

I had a gym teacher turned math teacher back in middle school who was originally from SD. She tried to explain to us why she said worsh but I forget what she said.

it's cause illegal innagents took their jurbs

It's probably for the same reason they all voted for GWB.

kinda like english speaking canadians that say aboot

crick?

warsh you talking about, willis?

IDEAR???

I randomly turned on that Kirk Cameron Christian porn flick the other day - "Left Behind," the one about the rapture - and it was relatively good for a laugh. Luckily my girlfriend was there to catch the real comedy - all the crazy Christian channel's time listings are in Central time, not Eastern. Fucking alternate reality, it is.

Ask them to say forty (if you're near St. Louis) for ultimate LULZ

They do that in Baltimore too.

Baltimore folks say "yous people hungry?"
Ohio people say "pop" instead of soda
What about people who say "soder" and "pizzer?"

i'm 2-3 hours north of St Louis. I'll have to ask my 75 year old co-worker, LaDon Johnson, to pronounce that

youre retahted

Ask JORSH martin

The Midwest has sick MORSH pits khed

pittsburgh they say YINZ

yinz??

Yeah, it's even a phrase in Pittsburgh. YINZAHS.
Like "youzguys". They also use it to describe blue collar, barfly Steeler fan dudeguys.

they say "are yinz goin to the stillers game?"