http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/793560/ma...n-dies-catching-suicidal-girlfriend

Oops, so sorry, thanks for playing.

poor Mr. Wang

....and they thought she was suicidal before

my thoughts exactly.

wow, that's unbelievably fucked up. I hope that dude had a moment of clarity to realize he gave his life for hers before he died. Haha, dumb ass.

ironic.

I hate to be insensitive, but no one has pointed out yet, that the dude's name was "Mr. Wang".

I LOL'd a bit.

Sorry.

Pfft, he should have used karate.

no, he's dead jim.

Rodney in Caddyshack:
"Hey Wang! It's a PARKING LOT!"

al⋅le⋅go⋅ry
[al-uh-gawr-ee, -gohr-ee] S
–noun, plural -ries.
1. a representation of an abstract or spiritual meaning through concrete or material forms; figurative treatment of one subject under the guise of another.
2. a symbolical narrative

THIRD POST IN DOODER.

Sorry Brosef!

i meant right before he died maybe it dawned on him what he was doing, but you are definitely right, he's fucking dead as shit.

nope, he just died.

I WILL ARM WRESTLE YOU OVER A BOWL OF SALSA AND CHIPS

The surname Wang is pronounced with a long a, not much humor there.

But tons of lulz in dead chinks

So it's pronounced "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang" then?

Still funny.

moar liek wah-ng

I wouldn't want to ruin a perfectly good bowl of snacks by slamming your stinky hand down inside it.

there is a guy named quang at my work and I just found out it's pronounced wang.

everyone calls him kwon.

wang, wah-ng, waaaaaaang, its funny either way.

i wonder if she can be tried for murder.

oh I didn't mean like literally over the bowl, I just meant we could arm wrestle and have some snacks.

This makes me sad, he must have been so desperate to save her to do that knowing damn well it was going to fuck him up.

I did laugh at the "known only as Mr. Wang" part.

Mista Wang no even get browwjob! Dis bullchit!!