i just came back from the head and there is a guy sleeping in the handi stall
so i shut off the lights and put a rest roomclosed sign on the outside hall door to the restroom i wonder how long he will be in there b4 he wakes and what is gonna go through his mind when he dose and finds it pitch black in there haha


oh and i was gonna super glue the door shut but i was afraid i would get in trouble for damaging gov't property

haha nice.

what if he's dead?

That would be even better

My_Dying_Bride said:



the reason i knew he was sleeping was cause he was snoring

and if he was dead no big loss

my supervisor dropped dead at his desk last year it was the best day i had in i don't know how long

I wish my boss would drop dead

hahahahahahahaahhaa
ohh i remember you telling aaron and i about your boss dropping dead too

ohh...keep us posted...i wanna know if he's still in there sleeping or if you saw him walking around after
bahahaha

Evil, EVIL man. But clever.

you should have taped him up too!!! he'd be freaking out even more when he woke up ahahahah

you should cut off his dick and make a little kid eat it.

he was in there for about an hour before somone went in to see why the mens room was out of order

i guess if you're at work and you need a nap, it's best to sleep in the toilet so you won't be disturbed. and if anyone were to ask, you could just say you were squirting yoohoo out cha ass...

baneofexistence said:



remind me to never work with you

You should of dipped his hand in warm water so he goes pee-pee in his pants.

it is called a rest room, no?

rest room... yeah, i guess so... makes sense here.