How to become a Self-Sucker!


***Warning, due to some people experiencing back problems while performing this act I do not take responsibility for your actions, but I do take responsibility for your pleasure!***


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Hello all. Here I will tell you my tricks on how you can become a self sucker. What you must do is follow these steps in order for success!

To prepare for your Selfsuck lesson you must do the following:

- You must be totally naked! No clothes whatsoever (in time maybe, but for now clothes off please)

- This is because the clothes interfere with the bending over action (especially belts!)

- Be sitting down in a chair that is stable, and that supports your crotch well

-Be erect! Make sure you get all the length you can get!


One more thing I'll cover before we get started to inform you that it is possible..

I am 5 foot 11 and my penis is 6 inches, and I can suck on it fine (a whole 4 inches+, can even suck the head when my penis is not erect and i can lick my balls) without problems and I am not flexible!

Now these are the steps for success to Self Sucking:

#1 - Get into a slouching motion so your back is curved outward.

#2 - Place your chin right onto your chest so you are looking down at your penis.

#3 - Hook your left arm (I prefer left arm, feel free to use right) around the bottom of both of your legs.
- This is so you can push up with the arm and your penis comes closer to your face.

#4 - Suck in your gut so your ribs can be pushed down over your gut, giving you a HUGE gain in distance.

#5 - Now that you are in position, lean down toward your penis with your head!

Note: It takes time to work your back in to perform this action. I do not recommend anyone trying it if it feels like your going to snap in two!

This is a technique written by HHH. Please send me feedback on how it went with you (please don't get mad if you couldn't suck the first time, try for 3 - 4 weeks before any final thoughts)

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HAPPY SUCKING, FAGGOT.