Hello. I have a mild case of ass burgers and am better than your band. I dress better, smell better, know more grind bands better, have a better sense of smell, am smarter, and cooler than your band. I have a better job, a better life than your band. When it is buscuit time, I spread I Can't Believe It's Not Better on the biscuit because I am better than your band. I'm just plain better.