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returntothepit >> discuss >> Microgenres: Pornogrind by KEVORD on Mar 22,2012 5:56pm
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toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Mar 22,2012 5:56pm
http://www.invisibleoranges.com/2012/03/microgenres-pornogrind-a-primer/

My gift to you trolls of RTTP. A comment section playground.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Mar 22,2012 6:00pm
ITT: A sub-genre of music for metalheads who suck too bad at their instruments to call themselves metal, so they retreat to labeling themselves grind and include a lot of really embarrassingly dumb themes into their songs



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Mar 22,2012 6:06pm
You mean in this article. The thread is to mock writing one page pamphlets on dumb subgenres.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Mar 22,2012 7:08pm
Well yeah but the article's in the thread...

BUT FUCK IT ALL YA MUTHAFUCKA YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN AHHHHHHH



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 22,2012 8:56pm
Pornogrind is drummachine + sampler (all porn) + distortion pedal for guitar + pitchshifter for vocals



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Mar 22,2012 8:57pm
Damn Rev. You should write for Invisible Oranges with that kind of incite.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 22,2012 9:06pm
i didnt read the article but i like a lot of pornogrind



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Mar 22,2012 9:10pm
I've heard your radio show.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 22,2012 9:11pm
now i know you are lying.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Mar 22,2012 9:16pm
Anyone who uses the word "microgenre" deserves to be raped in the ass with a fungo bat.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 22,2012 9:19pm
micro nrew belly



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Mar 22,2012 9:21pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
micro nrew belly
All the proof I need that you're drinking at the horrible Palladium show.



toggletoggle post by Demondave on the demonrails at Mar 22,2012 9:27pm

This was worth rhe click the moment I saw "Wherefore art thou, Cemetary Rapist"





toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 22,2012 9:32pm
RustyPS said[orig][quote]
Anyone who uses the word "microgenre" deserves to be raped in the ass with a fungo bat.


only milligenres are real



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Mar 22,2012 9:34pm
I'm not happy till every band is it's own genre.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 22,2012 10:03pm
im not drinking...



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Mar 22,2012 10:27pm
If You're shooting DevilDriver I'd start as soon as possible.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Mar 22,2012 10:38pm



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 23,2012 7:20am
Scaphism plays scrap metal exclusively.



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at Mar 23,2012 11:20am edited Mar 23,2012 11:21am
jay beck and I used to do all kinds of demo trading with gore/porno/cyber grinders. used to be some good shit out there.



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at Mar 23,2012 12:00pm
of course it's mostly shit, by far.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Mar 23,2012 12:12pm
Kim Kelly
Posted March 22, 2012 at 10:28 AM

HA! Yeah, right. I doubt that would go well. If you want to open yourself for that kind of comment firestorm/symphony of “Nazi!” accusations, be my guest. Internet metallers are far too PC to accept something like that.



toggletoggle post by Kimothy Kelly at Mar 23,2012 12:23pm
I OWN MANY AUTOGRAPHED GRAVELAND REISSUES



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Mar 23,2012 12:58pm
I wish the damn internet would get over that whole WWII holocaust thing. It's really holding back Kim's journalism career.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Mar 23,2012 1:10pm
Kim Kodzo. No white power editorials please.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Mar 23,2012 1:11pm



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Mar 23,2012 1:15pm
Internet Metallers.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Mar 23,2012 1:32pm edited Mar 23,2012 1:35pm
Girlfriend Metal= Offensive.PornoGrind and NSBM= Get over yourself PC Internet Metallers.



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at Mar 23,2012 1:37pm
KEVORD said[orig][quote]
Girlfriend Metal= Offensive.PornoGrind and NSBM= Get over yourself PC Internet Metallers.


when you're right, you're right, and you sir, are left. or... whatever



toggletoggle post by Demondave on the demonrails at Mar 23,2012 3:01pm

When is The Rev going to complete his holy mission of playing a full show of just intros and outros to Metal songs. The Pornogrind section will be his masterpiece.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Mar 23,2012 3:03pm



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Mar 23,2012 3:06pm
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
http://www.catster.com/lifestyle/cover-your-kittens-eyes-were-giving-away-cat-toys-that-look-like-purr-ivate-parts


WT......Fuck?



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Mar 23,2012 3:15pm


Felt it was right for this thread.



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