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returntothepit >> discuss >> Great Bands with Shitty Names by Czarnobog on Apr 10,2012 4:31pm
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toggletoggle post by Czarnobog at Apr 10,2012 4:31pm edited Apr 10,2012 7:07pm
other than occasionally promoting shows i don't really start many threads here. but i'm bored at work today and unintentionally been listening to a string of black thrash bands with goofy names. figured there's not enough music threads on here these days so why not...



bennyhillifier

Gräfenstein from Germany (best i can tell they're named after some village in Austria??)



bennyhillifier

Darkest Hate Warfront from Brazil (ok, if its south american and isn't a string of words with shoddy english translation its probably not worth listening to)



bennyhillifier

Satanic Slaughter from Sweden (fucking great band, holy shit what a terrible name)


feel free to add to the list...



toggletoggle post by Uhhhhhhh at Apr 10,2012 4:33pm
Unholy Goatfucker was the fucking worst.



toggletoggle post by Czarnobog at Apr 10,2012 4:33pm edited Apr 10,2012 4:42pm
yeah, but the music wasn't good enough to redeem the band. WRONG THREAD.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Apr 10,2012 4:44pm
Weekend Nachos is an obvious one



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Apr 10,2012 4:45pm

bennyhillifier
Satan's Almighty Penis is a favorite of mine



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Apr 10,2012 4:46pm
though people may or may not find them to be a great band, that said I enjoy them.



toggletoggle post by Chernobyl at Apr 10,2012 4:49pm
Whirling
Forest Stream (debatable on material)



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Apr 10,2012 4:51pm
RustyPS said[orig][quote]
Weekend Nachos is an obvious one


Hummingbird Of Death too.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Apr 10,2012 5:10pm
grabnebelfürsten



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Apr 10,2012 5:13pm
boblovesmusic said[orig][quote]
RustyPS said[orig][quote]
Weekend Nachos is an obvious one


Hummingbird Of Death too.


HOD is actually a cool band name. Weekend Nachos is pretty dumb.

But the worst band name of all for an awesome band is Pizza Hi-Five always and forever.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Apr 10,2012 5:29pm
Critical Pickle.



toggletoggle post by STLUCIFUREVA   at Apr 10,2012 6:27pm
not sure if i'd consider them a great band but the name does take the cake .


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by slar you morbid? at Apr 10,2012 7:01pm
HATE FOREST



toggletoggle post by slar you morbid? at Apr 10,2012 7:01pm
ABIGAIL



toggletoggle post by amorok666 at Apr 10,2012 7:21pm
Zelda



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Apr 10,2012 7:24pm
Your pain is endearing... Oh wait, great bands. Oops.



toggletoggle post by blue  at Apr 10,2012 7:46pm
always thought that Defeated Sanity was not a good name at all. i never told the germans though, didnt want to break their gentle hearts.



toggletoggle post by lollolololololol at Apr 10,2012 7:52pm
Burnsy said[orig][quote]
Grave Side Service... Oh wait, great bands. Oops.



toggletoggle post by yummy at Apr 10,2012 8:00pm
Lamp said[orig][quote]
boblovesmusic said[orig][quote]
RustyPS said[orig][quote]
Weekend Nachos is an obvious one


Hummingbird Of Death too.


HOD is actually a cool band name. Weekend Nachos is pretty dumb.

But the worst band name of all for an awesome band is Pizza Hi-Five always and forever.


Hey , you remember that time I was telling you how I thought Weekend Nachos was a bad name and you wanted me to explain. You got a little squirrely. Perhaps you were more into them then.



toggletoggle post by youddothesame87   at Apr 10,2012 8:09pm
Hummingbird of death is a fucking awesome name. weekend nachos, eh whatever, it is what it is, its not bad but not good. band names arent everything.



toggletoggle post by floatingeyecorpse at Apr 10,2012 8:57pm
slar%20you%20morbid? said[orig][quote]
HATE FOREST


That band name rules you fool



toggletoggle post by snowden at Apr 10,2012 11:34pm

bennyhillifier

We'ill call ze bande "Anorexia Nervosa"!



toggletoggle post by snowden at Apr 10,2012 11:39pm

bennyhillifier

We all know heavy metal doesn't really cause teen suicide, but what this band presupposes is...what if it was just a matter of being blunt enough?

"Make a Change...Kill Yourself"



toggletoggle post by Lamp nli at Apr 10,2012 11:39pm
yummy said[orig][quote]
Lamp said[orig][quote]
boblovesmusic said[orig][quote]
RustyPS said[orig][quote]
Weekend Nachos is an obvious one


Hummingbird Of Death too.


HOD is actually a cool band name. Weekend Nachos is pretty dumb.

But the worst band name of all for an awesome band is Pizza Hi-Five always and forever.


Hey , you remember that time I was telling you how I thought Weekend Nachos was a bad name and you wanted me to explain. You got a little squirrely. Perhaps you were more into them then.


Yeah haha, I remember. That was a long time ago!

In the last year my interest in WN has dwindled to basically none whatsoever. I took a look at the crowd they were drawing and realized what I had been holding onto about the band was that they wrote songs about gutting high school jokes. I'm 25 now. I don't even remember who most of the people are from those days. And the music is boring as fuck. They chose their side of the fence, I chose mine, and I don't listen to brocore or support it...



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Apr 11,2012 12:10am
I meant to say jocks, not jokes. Hurr, durr



toggletoggle post by Permafrost at Apr 11,2012 1:18am
slar%20you%20morbid? said[orig][quote]
HATE FOREST


haha THANK YOU



toggletoggle post by amorok666 at Apr 11,2012 6:06am
Ripping farts from the ass



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Apr 11,2012 6:19am
Hitlers Aborted Cock



toggletoggle post by obstaclecorpse at Apr 11,2012 8:44am
Meatjack



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Apr 11,2012 8:48am
snowden said[orig][quote]

"Make a Change...Kill Yourself"


Great choice. I didn't listen to the band for a while because of the name, now I've learned my lesson.

also, from my suggestion before:

bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Apr 11,2012 9:50am
Týr (for aril)



toggletoggle post by trioxin245nli at Apr 11,2012 11:20am
how is hummingbird of death a good name? what the hell is wrong with you people? it's fucking stupid.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Apr 11,2012 11:21am
How is it a bad name?



toggletoggle post by arillius_the_white at Apr 11,2012 11:21am
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
Týr (for aril)

Cool name, overrated hogwash.



toggletoggle post by trioxin245nli at Apr 11,2012 11:27am
Lamp said[orig][quote]
How is it a bad name?


HUMMINGBIRD OF DEATH? ugh nevermind.

also
Warhate

and
Abigail



toggletoggle post by trioxin245nli at Apr 11,2012 11:28am
also, blessed offal is a pretty bad name, but whether or not the music redeems the name I don't know.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Apr 11,2012 11:29am
When all is said and done though, I'd rather put up with even a name as retarded as Pizza Hi-Five or Hooker Spit Windex before I would put up with the type of super serious band name that's dominating the front page of this website right now. Fuckin' brocore bands.



toggletoggle post by Czarnobog at Apr 11,2012 11:49am edited Apr 11,2012 11:49am



toggletoggle post by Czarnobog at Apr 11,2012 11:50am
trioxin245nli said[orig][quote]

and
Abigail



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Apr 11,2012 11:59am edited Apr 11,2012 11:59am
King Diamond ("Abigail" brought that one to mind)



toggletoggle post by Unchain_the_wolves at Apr 11,2012 1:16pm
Destroyer 666



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Apr 11,2012 1:19pm
Unchain_the_wolves said[orig][quote]
Destroyer 666

Good eye, good eye.



toggletoggle post by Unchain_the_wolves at Apr 11,2012 1:28pm
Waco Jesus, Putrid Pile, Moonblood, Ripping Corpse, GoatPenis



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Apr 11,2012 1:32pm
Nazi Dust



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Apr 11,2012 1:32pm
whiskey_weed_and_women said[orig][quote]
Nazi Dust


Agreed.



toggletoggle post by ark at Apr 11,2012 1:33pm
I really dig Waco Jesus and Abigail as band names.

Boston, Chicago, Asia, Kansas...



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Apr 11,2012 1:36pm
Ripping Corpse at least makes sense as a band name to me since they probably just took it from the Kreator song.

Waco Jesus and Waco Fuck are both pretty stupid band names though.



toggletoggle post by Ancient_Master  at Apr 11,2012 1:42pm
any band that uses a song title or album title of another iconic band as their name automatically loses my interest to investigate further



toggletoggle post by Czarnobog at Apr 11,2012 1:43pm edited Apr 11,2012 1:44pm
Unchain_the_wolves said[orig][quote]
Destroyer 666


Destroyer 666 isn't a great name, but there's definitely worst '666' named bands out there that belong in this thread:



bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by Unchain_the_wolves at Apr 11,2012 1:43pm
True, Pleasure to Kill and Kreator in general are so fucking influential. Makes sense I just think it sounds weird.



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Apr 11,2012 3:17pm
Czarnobog said[orig][quote]
Unchain_the_wolves said[orig][quote]
Destroyer 666


Destroyer 666 isn't a great name, but there's definitely worst '666' named bands out there that belong in this thread:


http://www.metal-archives.com/search?searchString=666&type=band_name



toggletoggle post by trioxin245nli at Apr 11,2012 3:26pm
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
King Diamond ("Abigail" brought that one to mind)





toggletoggle post by trioxin245nli at Apr 11,2012 3:30pm
Unchain_the_wolves said[orig][quote]
Waco Jesus, Putrid Pile, Moonblood, Ripping Corpse, GoatPenis


I always like the name Moonblood. For what it is, anyway.



toggletoggle post by arillius_the_white at Apr 11,2012 3:50pm
Moonblood sucks.



toggletoggle post by CurlyRed at Apr 11,2012 4:20pm
Alien Vampires...It is industrial music..

I like their music but the name is really stupid



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 11,2012 4:52pm
shitting dicknipples



toggletoggle post by Chernobyl at Apr 11,2012 4:55pm
I meant to say Forest Silence before but Forest Stream is alright too but nothing great i'd say, I guess neither is Forest Silence...Both are okay..



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Apr 11,2012 5:26pm
Forest metal. And wtf is so awesome about the name, rossy?



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Apr 11,2012 5:34pm
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
shitting dicknipples


That is the best band name ever.



toggletoggle post by Chernobyl at Apr 11,2012 5:41pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
shitting dicknipples


That is the best band name ever.


ive heard wayyyy better.



toggletoggle post by Ancient_Master  at Apr 12,2012 3:23am
my bloody valentine



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 12,2012 6:41am
Old mans child



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Apr 12,2012 7:56am
Helfahrt



toggletoggle post by yummy at Apr 12,2012 10:43am
Schmegma Ridden Foreskins



toggletoggle post by trioxin245nli at Apr 12,2012 10:53am
Vampiric Motives, but only until they changed it BACK to Catasexual Urge Motivation



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Apr 12,2012 12:03pm
amorok666 said[orig][quote]
Ripping farts from the ass


Mexican food is so good. I love to eat it just about every day. Until one day, I had to take a shit and it came out like water, it came out like BROWN WATER.



toggletoggle post by Ancient_Master  at Apr 12,2012 1:13pm
sublime cadaveric decomposition



toggletoggle post by trioxin245nli at Apr 12,2012 1:24pm
Ancient_Master said[orig][quote]
sublime cadaveric decomposition


disagreed.

also
bloody panda



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Apr 12,2012 1:28pm
Gruesome stuff relish?



toggletoggle post by amorok666 at Apr 12,2012 6:47pm
Birdflesh is a pretty dumb name.



toggletoggle post by snowden at Apr 13,2012 9:30am

bennyhillifier

Allways and forever.



toggletoggle post by snowden at Apr 13,2012 9:38am

bennyhillifier

Because, you know



toggletoggle post by chrisREX  at Apr 13,2012 9:44am
Long time fan of the band, but Dark Tranquillity is such a dorky name.



toggletoggle post by snowden at Apr 13,2012 9:46am

bennyhillifier

OH DEVIN



toggletoggle post by snowden at Apr 13,2012 9:47am
chrisREX said[orig][quote]
Long time fan of the band, but Dark Tranquillity is such a dorky name.


Haha, I love(d) them too and also considered posting them. Not a TERRIBLE band name though.



toggletoggle post by snowden at Apr 13,2012 9:49am
Also, let the record show that I just grabbed a SYL song at random because I hadn't listened to them in years.



toggletoggle post by snowden at Apr 13,2012 9:51am
Okay, better:



bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Apr 13,2012 10:50am
Montalban y las siestas



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