HandChokeNeck will be trying out vocalists in the coming weeks. We have gotten a few responses and are looking for someone who just kicks ass. We enjoy actually understanding the lyrics to some extent. Go to www.hand-choke-neck.com and listen to the Live MP3's. Get in touch with us at poopisgreat@hotmail.com (Hoser) or powerkok@hotmail.com (Powerkok) to set up a tryout. We have a ton of shows and a few festivals set up for the summer and need someone with balls, and dedication. God willing, we'll be touring Jersey and New York and maybe Maryland this fall.

By the way....we start on Monday in Manchester, NH.

all they have to do is memories these HCN lyrics and they are golden.
Y.M.C.A.
Village People
Get your party down
Get your pigtail down
Get your heart beatin' baby
Got my timin' right
Got my act all tight
It's gotta be tonight my little
School babe

Your mamma say's you don't
and your Daddy say's you won't
And I'm boilin' up inside
Ain't no way I'm gotta lose out this time

Tie your mother down
Tie your mother down
Lock your Daddy out of doors
I don't need him nosin' around
Tie your mother down
Tie your mother down
Give me all your love tonight

You're such a dirty louse
Go get outta my house
That's all I ever got from your
Family ties, in fack I don't think I ever heard
A single little civil word from those guys
But you know I gon't give a light
I'm gonna make out all right
I've got a sweetheart hand
To put a stop to all that
Grousin' an' sprin'

Tie your mother down
Tie your mother down
Take your little brother swimmin'
With a brick (that's all right)
Tie your mother down
Tie your mother down
Or you ain't no friend of mine

Your mamma and your Daddy gonna
Plague me till a die
Why can't they understand I'm just a
Peace lovin' guy
Tie your mother down
Tie your mother down... etc. etc.

Rev, what in God's good name is wrong with you?
hahahahahahaha stop knowing these lyrics right now.

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We're still lokking turds.......someone get the balls and get up here!!

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cmon guys...Jesus...not 1 vocalist out there?

i really hope you guys find one
listen to their songs people!!!! they're good!

we try.....

new cd coming soon

Listen to him people...we are good and we need a non-shitty singer to coplete the line-up!!

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Bump to max...like...dudes

ya...what he said...tonight were practicing, so any singers felling like they should come to manchvegas and scream for a tryout, feel free.....powerkok@hotmail.com or poopisgreat@hotmail.com or goto
www.hand-choke-neck.com/contactpg.htm

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see you at your practice tonite you rednecks

hmmmmm...anonymous...hmmmmmmmm who could it be?

mikeatzero maybe?? i bet it is...hes sooo fuckin hot.

we still need a vocalist....