Why can't you just try and not be a fat disgusting piece of shit for once? I understand...You're fat....You're ugly...You're wife is fat and ugly...you also don't have any friends and chose journalism as your career because I know how much you like writing about people.

yeah, this isn't Ali , nope. uh-uh, nooo waaaaay jose.

Metal Thursday Chris and Samantha have a lot of answering to do.

This is the REAL Ali. I'm the OP!

JANSSEN is married?

fixed

We demand a Zoolander-esque walk-off between Janssen & Wren. Two classic examples of the breathtaking beauty of the all natural male.

This is why he trolls somebody else's wedding. His wife looks like this.

Samantha, please stop this & begin your career in porn without any drama holding you back. Those lips were made for cocksucking, not talking smack.

People, please, we're understaffed as it is. One at a time, we'll all get through this together.

interesting how some people will talk a big game about feminism and body positivity... until they want to insult somebody and have zero real ammo. then all the high-minded ideals go out the window. interesting, indeed.

You're just jealous of all my scholastic achievements! I'm the smartest metal chick at Ralph's- THE SMARTEST!

Notice how she is not hot at all.

Would you rather: Her or Vogel's ex while she wears the bucket hat

Trolls identified

Janssen being married is a good thing. It keeps him out of circulation.

THIS NIGGA GETS MORE CIRCULATION THAN A THUG NIGGA ON ANADROL FIFTIES. NIGGA BE WRITING FOR THE BOSTON FIREFOX OR WHATEVA BULLLLLSHIT THIS IS. MAKES CODEX LOOK LIKE THE DR. SCHIVAGO OF ZINES NIGGA.

http://thephoenix.com/authors/janssen-mccormick/

hey hey hey, let's leave the shithead's wife out of this, she's an innocent bystander. Granted, he's unreedemable, but let's not all stoop to his level.

And let's make fun of Sam for being hot and smart! That's SUPER offensive, good job folks

I don't know why some weirdo is trolling me in this thread. I've never even met this Janssen guy or talked to him ever. I'm going to go cry about how hurt my feelings are that they think I'm smart. LOL.

This dude doesn't even know who to lash out at! Let's just pull names and random and say dumb shit about them!!! Yay!

Oops, I meant *at random

in this thread: girlfriend trolling

You unsavory sir have been identifried!!!

mmmbummmp.

Fat Janssen's wife is a fat porn star: http://kelly.bigcuties.com/previews.html

WHY DID I CLICK THAT!

I'm a light world away
From the people who make me stay
Sitting on the bad side of the moon

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