If you were in a death metal band which name would you pick for your band name.
1.Rejectacide
2.Disgustathon
3.Muqtada
4.Cloak of Regret
5.Blood of your your God.

Also these are my own original names and they are all patent pending.
I would pick #5

i would pick "passerby is a troll"

hahaha

this has to be a joke

Come on. Let's have fun with this. You got to admit my handpicked names are good. I'll even sell you guys the copyright if you fall in love with one of the names.

hahaha Rejectacide and Disgustathon are pretty fuckin funny

fun? whats this "fun" you speak of?

I'd go with "Cutass Is A Bad Bad Man And Everything Else, That Is".

blood of your god is just gay

but blood of your your god is metal as fuck.....

it's homo erotic

Messerchmitt-It would be an honor for you to front the newly formed death metal band Blood Of Your God!!!!!!!


Or how about these names
1.Mortem Fornication
2.It Suffers With Screams
3.Carnivious Bladder
4.Remains are just Stains
5.Enima of Christ

Once again I'll go with #5

"Chumby Duren Is The Onion Horse, And Stuff Like That One"

infoterror?

All I need is that computer program that allows to me write logos that are hard to read that kinda look like blood dripping. That would be so metal huh guys.
Any takers for Enima Of Christ?

Troll said:

i was thinking that

it's not really infoterror's style, but maybe he's trying to throw us off

How about.........




Passerby will never let a dickgoby
Vin Diesel is gay for passerby
passerballs
lesbians are for vampires
passerby used to eat paint chips when he was a kid

I'd go with #fuck you

I like paint chips!!!

haha and I wouldn't doubt it

I'll choose The Mammon Machine.
done and done.

http://www.returntothepit.com/bullshit.php

Magik filled Disillusion
Creating Nordic Bishop
Spreading the Orifice of the Lost Kingdom

Or better yet
Cancer of the mammo

The question I really would love answered would be...you know when you click on the site and it shows pictures of different bands- well i would love to meet that voodoo guy with the doll. He looks like Papa Shango of the WWF. That guy is metal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!What band is he in?

passerby said:

*sigh*

OBSTREPEROUS

I have another name
Spitbreathe
or better yet
Armpit massacre

So is Obstreperous the name of the band with the baby doll? Where do they play. That's alot of dressing up for a weekend show at a bar. It's still wicked cool though. Is he the singer? Does the baby have a roll?

How about this for a name
Spleen of Eternity

obstreperous \uhb-STREP-uhr-uhs; ob-\, adjective:
1. Noisily and stubbornly defiant; unruly.
2. Noisy, clamorous, or boisterous.

Obstreperous derives from Latin obstrepere, "to make a noise, to clamor at or against; hence, to disturb, to interrupt by clamor," from ob-, "toward, against" + strepere, "to make a loud noise."

my vote is for blood of your your god

Please somebody tell me more about the voodoo man and doll. It would be a cool avatar. Please. Does anyone else like my Death metal band name
How about raptured meat
I do not confirm or deny the ingestion of those delicious paint chips
I like paint chips!!!!

Another annoying (and probably fake) person.

Come on...................Let;s have some fun. Work sucks and my thread hopefully keep everbody going. Really what's fake about this thread. I'm not insulting anyone. So far I think I have a few votes for Blood Of Your God

i'm offended

passerby said:

your your

Come on.............this is a great thread!!!

I say King Diamond

How about
Ruptured Sphinchter

I hope you get killed. How's that?

passerby said:

Ha ha! This one gets my vote.

I say Bubonic balls

How about
Scab of Dissaray

Halalooya Hoe Down

Penial Dysfunction, what passerby has, that would be a good name.

annhiliate the scrotum

Petrified Boner

Ovarian Takeover

Clit Vicious

How about
Succulent Obesity
Ash of the Smoke
The Porcupine Incident

Rotting Vulva
Flesh cocktail
Oral HIV


I have to be one of the most creative posters on this board. did ion I play guitar and am looking for a band.

How bout

Cock Stew
AssBlaster69
Face of the cum storm
shroud of bestiality

Is that supposed to be Enigma of Christ.... or Enema of Christ?

Enema. Sorry about that.
How bout
The Urkel Epitaph
or
Mortimus Octavius death crew

Playdildo

KVLT OV Punk Brewster

Punky sorry

passerby said:

Dude, lame spelling skills.

English Teacher? There are alot of people correcting spelling, so we must have English Teachers in here

That's not even close to CARNIVOROUS though.

OK I'll give ya that we do not have the smartest people on RTTP but then again it's passerby we're talkin about he just starts shit, but it is funny to see everyone get mad over a moron who just starts shit.

BUKAKE-ZILLA

I think it might be BUKKAKE-ZILLA but oh well it's still funny.

I don't start shit. I'm havin a good time like you. I don't insult people. Who is this Pam that is insulting me. Is she cute? Does she have any links or sense of humor. Every pam I've known has been pregnant and unattractive, not to say you are. Anyway...
Yoda Rocks!!!!
Go Yoda

Go Yoda
Go Yoda
Go YodaGo!!!!!

I think passerby molests lil boys, maybe his name should be MJ

passerby said:


how you even thought of this one just baffles me.

this is the kind of thing where if you heard it out loud from a complete stranger, you'd walk up to them and ask "what the fuck is wrong with you?"

That's just it. From what I'm learning on rttp, band names are quite amusing and reflect very little of the personalities of the actual band members.
Here's a couple more
Rott-attack(Note the double tt's)
Fire down below
abomination
Chest pains
Blood runs North
Mild Boston Winter
Wretched burn victim
Belittled innocence
Slaughtered cattle dome pieces
Whore princess



Come on guys this is fun. Kind of an American Idol vibe. We'll have a finals with a poll and everything to decide the best name

How bout
embryonic blood blister
Gag Bag
Christ bleeds Vinegar
GodToe



The funny thing abou this is there's probably 50% of my created names that are actually bands. Someone do the research!!!!

Bonetopsy
Nativity of Lucifer
Braincrust
Mouth of the slut
Amber dish soap

What u've learned on rttp? Damn please don't insult us nu-metal boy

you weren't hugged enough as a kid, were you?
need a bit more attention then the average human being?

I need more participation. this is thread is the best thread on rrttp now. Look at these names!!!!!
embryonic blood blister
Gag Bag
Christ bleeds Vinegar
GodToe
Bonetopsy
Nativity of Lucifer
Braincrust
Mouth of the slut
Amber dish soap
1.Rejectacide
2.Disgustathon
3.Muqtada
4.Cloak of Regret
5.Blood of your your God.

Mortem Fornication
2.It Suffers With Screams
3.Carnivious Bladder
4.Remains are just Stains
5.Enima of Christ
Succulent Obesity
Ash of the Smoke
The Porcupine Incident
Cock Stew
AssBlaster69
Face of the cum storm
shroud of bestiality

Spitbreathe
or better yet
Scab of Dissaray
Armpit massacre
Enima Of Christ
Ruptured Sphinchter
The Urkel Epitaph
Mortimus Octavius death crew

Rott-attack(Note the double tt's)
Fire down below
abomination
Chest pains
Blood runs North
Mild Boston Winter
Wretched burn victim
Belittled innocence
Slaughtered cattle dome pieces
Whore princess


PLEASE!!!!! Someone pick the winner

How about ur a retarded who shouldn't be able to leave the house without a helmet. That's the winner

I belive there's a shorter name for a death metal band
Let's see.........
Helmet Parapalegic
or

Troll guts
What's wrong with slaughtered cattle dome pieces?
What is the deal with that voodoo guy with the doll. I want answers!!! Do I need to start another successful comic thread?

i always though coagulation would be a cool name for a dm band

I agree!!!
Rats-the boss metal pedal thread is stealing my momentum. The only thing that can put my thread back on top is to come up with a cool band name or 2
Fistfucked
Swollen gash
Yesterdays waste
Willow killer
Midget smasher
Olives are gross in salads

PASSERBY SUICIDE

I checked out your band review. Wow...I'm impressed. I don't like the bad blood you have with me.
Imagine there was a death metal band named
Olives are gross in salads
It's funny because its true

passerby said:

that's not amusing, even in the slightest

There is a band called fistfucked.

DREAM THEATER!

grundlegremlin said:

I'm not surprised by that

Get Killed.

What's this all about?Old:: post by BlackMetalLady at Dec 21,2006 4:28pm

Subject:
If Goatwhore were to read this they would laugh at you

that bitch was exiled for being a fucking dumbass. you're next.

What did she do? i know this go on here that says he knows you.

Show me some love!!!!!
To the top!!!!