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returntothepit >> discuss >> Getting my balls removed today. by Martins on Jul 7,2008 12:24pm
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toggletoggle post by Martins   at Jul 7,2008 12:24pm
MY THROAT-BALLS.

Anyone else ever had a tonsilectomy? Mine is at 3:30 today and I have to stay the night because of some sleep apnea bulllllllllllllshit. Wish me luck and all that gay.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Jul 7,2008 12:30pm
good luck dude. i hear they make you eat a lot of ice cream. shame they're like 40 years behind on inventing pussy-flavored ice cream.



toggletoggle post by fleshfries at Jul 7,2008 12:36pm
You ever see videos of people getting their tonsils removed? Good stuff ;)



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Jul 7,2008 12:36pm
I've had it done before. the only shitty part is the hangover that the ether gives you.



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Jul 7,2008 12:43pm
goatcatalyst said[orig][quote]
good luck dude. i hear they make you eat a lot of ice cream. shame they're like 40 years behind on inventing pussy-flavored ice cream.


You'd be surprised on how easy it is to do. There's a how-it's-made on Jelly Belly's and they take compounds that make stuff taste like it does. Just get a chemistry set and you can make pussy-flavored ice cream.



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Jul 7,2008 12:44pm
Niccolai said[orig][quote]
I've had it done before. the only shitty part is the hangover that the ether gives you.


You do vocals too, right? I'm curious as to how it affects your voice...speaking, singing, and dm/bm vocalizing.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Jul 7,2008 12:54pm
Have fun storming the castle!



toggletoggle post by shatteredliz   at Jul 7,2008 12:54pm
I had them out when I was 5. They told me I could have all the ice cream I wanted, but they didn't tell me I wouldn't be able to eat it. From what I remember I screamed a lot and make it hurt more and then colored in all the coloring books that my relatives brought me.

Best of luck to you!



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 7,2008 12:55pm
had mine out last year. most agonizing 2 weeks of my life. prepare for horrible pain. it did however get rid of my sleep apnea pretty well.



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Jul 7,2008 1:14pm
someone in my family got her uvlia removed because of sleep apnea...
it didn't work too well.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Jul 7,2008 1:43pm
forgot about this

we're practicing on wednesday and sunday btw. i assume you won't be there wedzzzz



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Jul 8,2008 12:03pm
So I had them removed yesterday and stayed over last night. This pain is not nearly as bad as I thought it was going to be. I can talk, swallow, everything. It kind of hurts but it's nothing I haven't felt. The doctor says the pain might kick in in a few days so I can't wait for that.



toggletoggle post by GoatCatalyst   at Jul 8,2008 12:11pm
Just found that bottle of good-pussy-extract in the back of the cupboard and found the ol chemistry set, hombre. I'll bring a quart of my soon-to-be-patented Caramel Pussy Swirl Crunch (it's best if you don't ask about the "crunchies") to At The Gates on Friday. We will feast like kings. Or highfalutin sex offenders.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jul 8,2008 2:22pm
I thought this was about vasectomy. You should have asked for a package deal for tonsils and nuts.



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Jul 8,2008 5:20pm
Martins said[orig][quote]
Niccolai said[orig][quote]
I've had it done before. the only shitty part is the hangover that the ether gives you.


You do vocals too, right? I'm curious as to how it affects your voice...speaking, singing, and dm/bm vocalizing.


It didn't effect my voice. If anything I can do more crazy shit with my voice now that my throats opened up more.



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Jul 8,2008 5:22pm
Martins said[orig][quote]
So I had them removed yesterday and stayed over last night. This pain is not nearly as bad as I thought it was going to be. I can talk, swallow, everything. It kind of hurts but it's nothing I haven't felt. The doctor says the pain might kick in in a few days so I can't wait for that.


it's not so much unbearable pain as it is annoying after you have the same pain for a week straight.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Jul 8,2008 8:20pm
Martins said[orig][quote]
MY THROAT-BALLS.

Anyone else ever had a tonsilectomy? Mine is at 3:30 today and I have to stay the night because of some sleep apnea bulllllllllllllshit. Wish me luck and all that gay.


Had one at 28 years old.....have fun. Useless operation that hurts like hell afterward.

But the Roxicet is GREAT.



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