1.) Find anything and everything that you can at any cost to your time that somehow makes Sarah Palin look unfavorable to the voting majority.

2.) Make sure to post it in a chat forum as soon as you find it. DO NOT bother researching it, this takes up too much valuable time and another troll may post it before you.

3.) Once it's been posted, CHECK BACK OFTEN!!! Someone with real brains may try to counter your post with some real logic.

4.) Under no circumstances fall for their logic, it's all just a front designed to bring about the end of the world.

5.) Start again at step 1. Some new dirt must be posted somewhere on the internet by now.

6.) Now you are officially a whiny baby. Congratulations!!

well, we ARE a nation of whiners, after all. Why break precedent?

Tina Fey is hott!!

hahahaha, that ruled.

from hoser's logic, you never get to #6... this thread should be called The official "How to whine about Sarah Palin, but never become an official whiny baby" thread.

let me tell you something about Sarah Palin....














SHE SUCKS ASS!

Fuck McCain/Palin, fuck Obama/Biden:

http://www.bobbarr2008.com/splash/?s0820

that guy looks like he was black and dressed up white.

fuck him too

You know what's good about him? He's not McCain and he's not Obama. The Libertarians aren't perfect, but they have some good ideas.

Here's to Sarah Palin and all her supporters

http://www.savingbristol.com

The bitch in red is fucking hot

This Republican Senator is a whiner too

Nebraska Republican Sen. Chuck Hagel said his party's vice presidential nominee, Sarah Palin, lacks foreign policy experience and called it a "stretch" to say she's qualified to be president.
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"She doesn't have any foreign policy credentials," Hagel said in an interview published Thursday by the Omaha World-Herald. "You get a passport for the first time in your life last year? I mean, I don't know what you can say. You can't say anything."

Could Palin lead the country if GOP presidential nominee John McCain could not?

"I think it's a stretch to, in any way, to say that she's got the experience to be president of the United States," Hagel said.

McCain and other Republicans have defended Palin's qualifications, citing Alaska's proximity to Russia. Palin told ABC News, "They're our next-door neighbors and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska, from an island in Alaska."

Hagel took issue with that argument. "I think they ought to be just honest about it and stop the nonsense about, 'I look out my window and I see Russia and so therefore I know something about Russia,'" he said. "That kind of thing is insulting to the American people."

Hagel, a senior member of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, has been a vocal critic of the Bush administration since the 2003 invasion of Iraq.

In July, Hagel traveled to Iraq and Afghanistan with Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama. Though he didn't expect to be asked, Hagel had said he would have considered serving as Obama's running mate.

Palin was mayor of Wasilla, Alaska, population 6,500, before becoming Alaska's governor in December 2006.

Palin visited soldiers in Kuwait and Germany last year and said in an interview with ABC News that her only other foreign travel had been to Mexico and Canada. She also said she had never met a foreign head of state.

Hagel told the newspaper that other governors have been elected to serve in the White House without experience in Washington. He said judgment and character were also important for the job.

"But I do think in a world that is so complicated, so interconnected and so combustible, you really got to have some people in charge that have some sense of the bigger scope of the world," Hagel said. "I think that's just a requirement."

hoser, are you REALLY backing her or just trying to piss off e-tards?

I never can tell if he's a so-so troll or actually retarded.

I'm not really either. I'm just SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sick of the fucking whining that goes on here. Especially lately.....these fucking tards have beaten the horse beyond dead. If you don't like her, don't vote the McCain ticket, it's simple. If you're like me and don't trust a smelly nigger in office, don't vote Obama...it's simple. You don't see me trolling anti-Obama political sites all day and posting every crappy fact that I can about the dude. Know why? I just don't give that much of a fuck! It's simple.

I have a son, a wife, a profession, a mortgage, a wicked hobby (hunting), I can't even imagine where I'd add "troll political sites for dirt on Obama." I don't know where these tards find the time in their day to look all of this shit up.

We're not voting in a supreme ruler here ratards. I'll remind you that this is not a Monarchy. This is why we have the Senate, the House, and a billion other forms of government. The country will be just fine with or without her.

He's actually retarded.

Palin is a whack-job born-again christain. She's part of the U.S version of the Taliban. Fuck that cunt with a chainsaw.

He's actually retarded.

Palin is a whack-job born-again christain. She's part of the U.S version of the Taliban. Fuck that cunt with a chainsaw.

He's actually retarded.

Palin is a whack-job born-again christain. She's part of the U.S version of the Taliban. Fuck that cunt with a chainsaw.

Josh,

Either take your Depacote or buy a new mouse. There's no need to post the same thing 3 times.

some things need to be stated 3 times in a row.

josh martin should only post "Beetlejuice" from now on



Palin has next to no redeeming qualities, I still don't know what McCain was thinking, the burden of proof is on her, she has to convince me that she would make a good president, as this election should have way more emphasis on the veeps and the likelihood of McCain croaking and Obama being kilt, I am not convinced

Why does it bother you so much what people think about Palin on a public forum? it's not like they're bringing their anti-Palin shit to your front door, if that was the case you got every right to be bitching about it.
The only reason you don't like Obama is because he's black and that makes you a racist and racist=STUPID & IGNORANT. You know he's way better qualified to lead this country than that senile motherfucker and his closed-minded whore, just let it go.............

this is why no one listens to you

hahahahahaha

that was until the patriot act gave the powers of a dictator to the president with endless veto power and the ability to perform "pre-emptive strikes" on nations without congressional consent.

but there's nothing to worry about with this broad as vp if mccain dies.

you're better off just staying in the woods. as a matter of fact, get rid of your internet so you can connect with maine a little more.

[Sep 18,2008 1:39pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ]

Hoser said:Go back to bed America. Here, watch 64 hours of American Gladiators. Go back to bed America.


Bill Hicks FTW

Moe, you're not really even black. BUT, 2 of my best pals in the world are, and they listen to me. Because they know what a caustic retard I can be, but they also know that I really don't mean it. They also laugh when they read my posts getting all of the e-tards into a massive messageboard squabble. Relax pal...don't believe the fodder that I feed these toads. It's all filler dude, just filler.

you backstep more than steve irwin when he sees a stingray.

oh wait, that's terrible...

some guy came to my cube yesterday and said
"Mccain/Palin! my guys!"

"So" - me

"You don't like them"

"that's why i'm not voting for them" - me

him- something about backing them

"I hope you have a teenage daughter that gets in trouble and can't abort." - me

"they aren't going to over turn that"

"one more change on the surpreme court and they can." - me

blank stare

"look at the votes for laws like the one in one of the dakotas were a girl has to go to an indian reservation" - me

around that point he walked away from my cube.

sounds like every fox news correspondent

or sarah palin

[Sep 18,2008 2:23pm - Hoser]

mOe said:
Hoser said:
sacreligion said:hoser, are you REALLY backing her or just trying to piss off e-tards?


If you're like me and don't trust a smelly nigger in office....



this is why no one listens to you


Moe, you're not really even black. BUT, 2 of my best pals in the world are, and they listen to me. Because they know what a caustic retard I can be, but they also know that I really don't mean it. They also laugh when they read my posts getting all of the e-tards into a massive messageboard squabble. Relax pal...don't believe the fodder that I feed these toads. It's all filler dude, just filler.


One time, Moe's girlfriend pantsed Moe while I was around. I assure you he's really black.

OMG faglol

brian's down with the fagfap?

dicks...for suckin!


right guys?....right?!

where's everybody goin?

Nah, man, tell it like it is!

Don't let none of these circle-talkin' wet-back lovin' homos convince you that 'Love It or Leave It' ain't the way.

AMERICA!
My grandfathers didn't watch the country go to war from their comfortable sitting rooms just so some trail mix sons' a bitches can take it over!

Beers > QUEERS BROTHER!

*SALUTES*

The sad thing is most people wont vote for obama because he is black and some will vote for him for the same reason. same for that CUNT palin. I hate her more than anything right now and the ignorance that follows her

Look. Look.

Joe Biden already made it really clear that Obama is clean. Not smelly.

A while back, Joe Biden was a huge advocate for teh war on drugs

A girl in one of my classes earlier told me she was voting McCain/Palin because "Hilary got screwed".

Seriously. She said that to me with a straight face. I was 2 seconds from being a human mushroom cloud.

punt her in the uterus

I'm not backstepping in the slightest. You fail to understand that I am not really as opinionated as I seem. I simply call the shots as I see them, fuck with the stupid people that hang on, then fade away. You dickholes clip a hangnail off. I just fuck with it until it bleeds, then clip it off. It's not my fault that you are a nitwit. If you dislike my demeanor or comments, eat a bag of shit and then log off. It's simple. I have bled you like a pig for years and you continue to come back for more. Don't accuse me of backstepping little man. If you really think, you'll come to the same conclusion that I have a million times......It's the internet you dolt, what does he have to be afraid of???

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wait, how are you not a troll? oh right, the same way that the GOP explains the Palin/Obama experience issue.

CRITE

and you're doing this

i get it, you don't want people "whining" about something they "can't" change (by voting or some other "ridiculous" method) but i'm pretty sure that the former word in the title "discussion forum" should clarify things for you.

Brad, your stupidity tires me. I would rather be smelling one of my wifes' farts right now.

mmm ad hominems, fallacious mmmmmm

hoser got hosed

[Sep 18,2008 1:37pm - Hoser]...I'm just SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sick of the fucking whining that goes on here. Especially lately....


[Sep 18,2008 7:35pm - Hoser]...If you dislike my demeanor or comments, eat a bag of shit and then log off.......It's the internet you dolt...



...

HEY THIS IS AMERIC...UH...I MEAN...THIS IS MY THREAD...UH....FUCKIN'.....UH


LOVE IT 'ER LEAVE IT, HMMMMNNNNYEAH!

I would rather be smelling your wife's farts too.

I think it's queer when people try to justify being racist by saying, "But, hurr hurr *cunt babble*, I have black friends!! So that means I can say whatever I want and no one gets offended."

Well, it's true. Now shut your Jesus preaching face. Genusis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy.....

Isn't this your favorite song?

ahahahaha, hoser backs christian zealots and people that pay homage to zealots and he's christ bashing ctb? a hippo called, they want their crite back

oh I missed the hippo picture

You aren't even naming the books where Jesus is mentioned, tool.

I'm pretty sure Hoser is becoming a caricature of himself.

I think Hoser makes these threads just for the sake of controversy.

BIBLEFAIL

I'm talking about the New Testament exclusively.

Oh shit, son.

i'm pretty sure that when you post something ridiculously close-minded then attributing it to "fucking with stupid people" when you get called out on what you said constitutes as backstepping

If I was one of your "black pals" I'd beat the shit out of you like there's no tomorrow. Hoser do me a favor, go to Fields Corner in Dorchester and scream out loud that you hate black people, see how long you last.

.

hahahaha....if only these tools knew that I was black....hahahahahaha...

I invite you to come to the corner of little river and 202 and scream out, "I'm from Mass!!!" We'll see who lasts longer. Punk. Mainers would eat you.

and by "eat" you mean "try to sell you lobsta claw keychains"

You cahn't get theah from heah.

http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/

fuck maine.

"This just in from the Institute of French Toast: Fuck waffles!"

French toast is indeed better than waffles. unlessof course they are Obama Waffles.

Maine, recognizing the value of its natural resources, was a leader in environmental protection efforts. Many of the statutes that have been enacted by the Maine Legislature over the last 30 – 40 years acknowledge the importance of drinking water supplies. A sample of legislative actions are listed below:



* The Legislature has classified the surface waters of the state, stating in each classification that the waters “are suitable for the designated uses of drinking water supply after disinfection (or treatment)” (Title 38, Chapter 3, § 465… 1985).



* The Legislature has found that “an adequate supply of safe drinking water is the matter of the highest priority and that it is the policy of the State to protect, conserve, and maintain ground water supplies in the State” (Title 38 § 401… 1979).

Damn! Your water checks out clean Hoser. There's no solid reason why you're this fucked up.

cunts cunts cunts
runn'n the runts runts runts

Actually, that's not new.

Remember that the President is Commander in Chief... so he or she can start wars, but not declare war, which requires an act of Congress. But sending troops somewhere? No problem.

And the RIAA.

I think if one wants to legitimately express disbelief in multiculturalism, that's legit and anyone calling that person "stupid and ignorant" is probably compensating for their own flaws.

However, it's not super-constructive to use certain phrases or historical epithets in political debates.