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New site? Maybe some day.
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Composted is proud to announce that Czech Republic imprint Cephalic Records will be releasing our debut EP, "Sexual Transmission: Simplex Slam." The disc features 5 tracks (and maybe some surprises) of the silliest of the silly, the brownest of the brown notes and the most blistering of the retarded (LOL WUT) you evah hurd, kehd. New Composted shirts and CDs will be available at the end of November/early December through the band and label. Expect some brand new videos to pop up as well.
http://www.myspace.com/compostedmetal
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Is that the actual cover or is that the censored one? Either would be hilarity at its most hilarious. |
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Haha, that is the censored version. Funny thing is, the nipples were replaced with rhino eyes and you can't actually see any va-jay, but MySpace still deleted the original within 2 seconds of posting it. |
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Someone at Myspace really likes Composted. |
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Fuck yes!
Mark can you set aside a medium High on Krylon shirt for me? |
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I can indeed Anthony. I believe it's the last one, so you get to be special. |
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Mark can you set aside a vial of your sperm for me? |
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'Too Hot For MySpace! Yowza!!' would've been a much better album title. |
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is that va-jay a photoshopped toilet seat? |
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That is indeed a toilet seat.
Martins, I don't sell sperm in vials. I sell them in coffee cans...the big ones. |
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No, Scott. All vaginas look like that. Don't be retarded. |
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i would totally shit in that rhino vagina |
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I'd love to take that rhino vagina on a date. |
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I love that there is band called "I Shit on Your Face" on your new label. |
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When is the release date?! |
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Release date is unspecified at this time; the CDs go out to press on Tuesday or Wednesday, so it will be something like 3 weeks after that. |
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once again, the czech republic can do no wrong, glad shits getting released on the quick, just in time for xmas son |
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Cool, I have traded CDs with this guy before.
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bump cuz im bored, halloween 5 just ended and i dont wanna do dishes or pack up most of my room into a tote. |
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I are trading with cephalic nao. |
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composted's cz tour is nothing likee hostile 2 |
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and hostel 2? forgetaboutit |
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it'll be called the "They Had It Cumming Tour 09!" where we're killed in all sorts of sadistically pornographic ways. |
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I want a cd and a shirt Mark. I'm throwing a show at Rocko's sometime in January again, would Composted like to do a return show? |
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any word on release date yet ol' chap? |
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Early January! It took the label a bit longer to get us the pressing money so it just went out to press a few days ago. |
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haha i hope the cover has the censors on it
if not im making them. |
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put the censors on the jewel case and then when you take the liner notes out you see the full thing! hehe |
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Haha, no censors. Fuck that noise. It would be hilarious though. I'll let everyone know when the shit comes in! |
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I'll be asking everyday. Don't you worry. |
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bump for release date dave? Or just cause you're a good guy? |
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I've received word that I should have our copies of the CD around January 20th. |
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the wait is finally ovah! I've been waiting for this for so long. I may just cry. Thank you jeebus! |
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It will be available to everyone ASAP, but Pires has to wait an extra month and pay double. |
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Jan.20th? what happened to first week of January? Poooooooooo |
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Christmas and New Years happened. Motherdickers, taking days off and shit. |
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I'll just have brian_dc burn me a copy then mark. FAG. You cant keep me away from teh slamz. |
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im gonna have an eventful january. got a cd coming out. a documentary i directed will be up online soon. getting tattooed on the 6th. that months gonna rule. |
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Sorry Pires, I'm just playing hard to get! |
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I'm thinking that I would like to have one of these cd's |
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lol ive had this for like a year. fagz. |
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i have 12 different versions |
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more like 6 different versions, but whos counting |
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I believe everyone under the sun should buy a copy of this. |
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Jan.20th? first week of January? |
They have to get mailed here from Slovakia, right?
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i think the cd pressing company is in the u.s. then we have to mail them to them to the czech republic |
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this is the most highly anticipated release of 2009. and by release i mean like ejaculation release. |
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Dave is correct. We get all the CDs then ship the label's portion to CZ. |
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I'll buy a copy! I'll buy two copies and donate one to my college's music library! (yes I made this joke before...) |
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to the top til it drops. woot woot!! |
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GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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I have vaginal sex with my miniature stallion, btw. |
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Yeah well I have anal sex with mine.
New stickers and pins coming with the CD! |
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i have miniature sex with my vaginal stallion |
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I have my anal miniature with stallion sex. |
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this album sucks like a cambodian whore |
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So it sucks well? I don't know how to perceive this. Brain hurty. :( |
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we'll have this bitch sooooon khed! |
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Soon as in motherfucking TOMORROW. |
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i was gonna say tomorrow but i didnt know if you had some big unvieling plan for tomorrow or something. i did not want to steal your thundah khed |
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My thunder is yours for the taking, as is my chunder. |
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Brutal.
That would be badass to play with you doods.
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Word son. What band are you in? |
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Watch out, Composted only plays for free on weekdays. |
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More like, Composted doesn't play. |
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Specifically on Wednesdays. |
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If I was Jewish and still a teenager, I'd want Composted to play my Bar Mitzvah. |
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We can turn you into a Jewish teenager if you want, Tim. |
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Halfhearted Comeback. We only play for 3k plus. Our two semi trailers are pricey to drive! |
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Sounds like a band we'd play with, only we have three semis. One is for cottage cheese. |
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nothing more brutal than cottage cheez |
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Especially when it's dumped out of a truck. |
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CDs arrived at 3:38 today. In about 45 minutes I'll be feasting on them with my dick. |
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hows the dick feast going? |
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My dick ate like...all of em |
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WAITINGWAITINGWAITINGWAITING |
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Yeah I know you want one. Come get it big boy. |
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can I haz mines with extra dick plz? |
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You can have aaall the dick. |
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goofy. will I get a copy that isn't a CD-r? |
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Even though the CD was remixed and is professionally pressed, you still get a CDR.
Of course you get a real one. All you have to is come to the CD release show, that will also be a going away party for me, as I have just decided right now. Clearly you have to be there. |
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Anyone interested in purchasing a CD can do so by sending $7.50 (shipping & handling included) to mrichardsart AT gmail DOT com via PayPal; the CD comes with free stickers, buttons and Compostcards (huyuck). |
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HAH, excellent bump Dave. |
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I had sex with my copy yesterday. Shit was tight, yo! |
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