Smooth Move, Rev!

Haha - I'm glad you caught on to that reference. When I was at the store the other day I shit (no pun intended) you not they had "Smooth Move Chocolate Tea" though - epically disgusting and ironic!

I sat in a puddle of water, but it wasn't brown.

Naw dude - you definitely shit your pants. And it was at MetalFest. You kept shooting, but the people noticed.

It's true. I even read it on the internet somewhere.

i wanna kiss the reverend on the cheek.

Don't be embarrassed, it's a part of getting old. Once in awhile I mistake a poop for a fart and end up skidded.

Ha!

Funniestthing about this is I was eating chocolate on the ride home and I just had to scrape some spots of it off my pants. I think tonight, I'm going to start inside the bathroom and tell people "don't go in there"

Funniest thing about this is actually that I wasn't at MetalFest at all and you defended something that I completely made up!

im trying to hide the fact that i really shit my shirt.

You ain't cool unless you shit yo pants!

Better than shitting your BALL CAP, metalcore fans!

Better than shitting your herpes.

Animated GIF or GTFO