if you won
$1000
$250,000
$1,000,000
$12,000,000
$100,000,000+

First, pay off debts.

Second, spend it in a week and get into more debt.

my first act would be to kill the whole lot of you, and burn your town to cinders!

invest in nuclear bombs

to buy rttp and delete the site

only returntothepit.com is real

You beat me to it!

$1000
bud and vacation
$250,000
bud, vacation, car, instruments
$1,000,000
bud, vacation, car, instruments, house maybe an island
$12,000,000
definitely an island, bud, vacation, car, instruments
$100,000,000+
RttP

I wouldn't tell a soul

yea right. you're a woman.

<1,000,000
Pay off debt and invest the rest.


$1,000,000 +
Buy a house on the Ocean in Maine. Open a Recording studio in Boston.

Invest the rest in high performing mutual funds.

$1000 - Pay off debt
$250,000 - finish paying off debt, move somewhere that isn't Albany and buy a house, use leftovers to start recording studio build.
$1,000,000 - Custom guitars, amps, recording gear galore, nicer house with land, ducati, cadillac (yes, I love cadillacs)
$12,000,000 - retire.
$100,000,000+ - any fucking thing I want

Drums, Drugs, Drums, Drugs, Drums, Drugs, Drums, Drugs, Drums, Drugs, Drums, Drugs, Drums, Drugs, Drums, Drugs, Drums, Drugs, Drums, Drugs, Drums, Drugs, Drums, Drugs, Drums, Drugs, Drums, Drugs, Drums, Drugs, Drums, Drugs, Drums, Drugs, Drums, Drugs, Drums, Drugs, Drums, Drugs, Drums, Drugs, Drums, Drugs, Drums, Drugs, Drums, Drugs, Drums, Drugs, Drums, Drugs, Drums, Drugs, Drums, Drugs, Drums, Drugs, Drums, Drugs, Drums, Drugs, Drums, Drugs, Drums, Drugs, Drums, Drugs, Drums, Drugs, Drums, Drugs, Drums, Drugs, Drums, Drugs, Drums, Drugs, Drums, Drugs, Drums, Drugs, Drums, Drugs, Drums, Drugs, Drums, Drugs, Drums, Drugs, Drums, Drugs, Drums, Drugs, Drums, Drugs, Drums, Drugs, Drums, Drugs, Drums, Drugs, Drums, Drugs, Drums, Drugs, Drums, Drugs, Drums, Drugs, Drums, Drugs,

repeat.

Aril stole my answer. Also, buy every local bar that allows bands to play and do a Choppin' Block - Mission Bar & Grille conversion ritual.

I would buy a castle made of candy and.pay people to bring me splendid things

i would fart in the reverend's face

Remember, you lose about 1/2 to taxes...
put towards buying a camera.. either a mamiya rz67 pro ii or mamiya universal

pay off my mortgage

would not quit job. pay off my mortgage and carina's mortgage and long term invest. I would also do some long RTTP shows since work would be less of a focus and I can buy drugs to stay up tuesday a lot easier.

would quit job, but not stop working. pay off my mortgage, carina's mortgage, father's mortgage, mother's mortgage, brother's mortgage and then put the rest in an investment trust so I can be guaranteed a monthly salary off it for life. I would also do some VERY long RTTP shows.
learn how to do coke to get this down to $12M since I only planned out $12M.

Keeping the ~50% tax in mind...

$1000 - take a shit
$250,000 - fake an illness and take FMLA from work and travel around europe and russia for a few months
$1,000,000 - buy a condo
$12,000,000 - build a mansion outside of boston and have shows/fests there
$100,000,000+ - coke bath

2 chicks at the same time.

Go to more shows.

$1000 - Put it towards a credit card
$250,000 - Pay off all my bills, get a van and trailer for the band
$1,000,000 - Buy a house
$12,000,000 - Buy a bigger house
$100,000,000+ - Buy an island

Marge : You know, Homey, there's so much more two wives could do for you ...
Homer : I hear digging, but I don't hear chopping!

WHY DO I CLICK ON THINGS

BECAUSE YOURE CURIOUS, LIKE MARTINS

I would buy all my friends a puppy and throw a party for puppies. There would be soda and pie.

Would the friends be invited? Or would it just be the puppies?

just us dogs... dog.

I refuse to dignify that question with an answer.

Considering dogs > people, I'd gladly attend.

wouldnt you have to? how would you claim your prize?

If I made this amount of dough:$100,000,000+
Buy a few houses and a few cars, nothing all fancy and shit. The second house would be a modernized log cabin no doubt. Make sure my kids were set for life. Rub my winnings in the faces of the rest of the family for fucking us over. Travel all over Europe. Treat my friends who I have known for a long ass time and never fucked me over to a huge vacation somewhere and get annihilated for 3 weeks straight. Snort oxycontin off off Milla Jovovich ass and tits.

I also would buy RTTP and make it so every thread was a random image thread and nothing else.

for the $100,000,000, I'd go to tons of metal fests and shows.

I'd also set up a touring band emergency fund, where if a band has trouble along on the road (like van breaking down, bad booking/promoting, theft, etc) they can get back on the road and perform. (I actually want to try and get something like this going, but I still haven't figured out logistics and such)

Pay off student loans, and buy a venue for shows

the show space has been a dream of mine for a while now

A woman with many, many secrets...

I guess I would tell the lottery souls.

Giggity?

i would also buy the rights to arillius

See... this is something that I wouldn't do in that fashion and why I would do the "trust" thing. I'm not saying that I didn't get everything I needed and most things that I wanted... but when a parent tells you "no" or you know that your family just can't afford things or you have to work for things, it makes you a better person. Rich kids are almost 100% of the time some of the shitty kids and even shittier adults.

I can only think of 1 example, charles and diana. Their kids are actually doing things like fighting in wars.

Just pay for kids education.

of course aril.

and look at kids like this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warren_Buffett
Buffett once commented, "I want to give my kids just enough so that they would feel that they could do anything, but not so much that they would feel like doing nothing"

I heard on the news that his kids are suing over it. SHITTY KIDS.

if i got 12,000,000 i would: pay off my nominal debt, buy several houses and rent most out, get a sweet tv to play computer/xbox360 games/surf interwebs, build a bad ass computer, invest, build a bad ass turbo v8 swapped 4wd converted Merkur Xr4ti, get a bad ass Buick Roadmaster wagon, purchase a Barret M107, buy a Musicman Big Al bass, get an Eden'd out bass rig yo, eat so much pizza.

I'd buy an RV to live in as I traveled the country scoping out cool shit.

I'd fuck every last 8 year old boy in southeast asia

Blow it all on penny whistles and moon pies, and this:

$1000 - Pay bills
$250,000 - Pay bills, pay off car
$1,000,000 - Pay bills, give half to parents, purchase home, invest remaining
$12,000,000 - Pay bills, give half to parents, purchase home/new car, invest remaining
$100,000,000+ - Find the people associated with the movie Boogeyman and have them murdered one by one.

hot

I just want enough to never have to work again.

If you have a patent leathurr train conductor's uniform to wear, I'll let you watch.

True, I did not mean it in that fashion that I would turn them into spoiled shit bags, haha. When I typed that I was thiking mainly of my son who has autism. Have him set so nothing could happen to him, or be put somewhere if something happened to me.

$1000 - Save It

$250,000 - Put It In A Certificate Deposit (About 5% Interest A Year) And Never Touch The Principal, Meaning A Guaranteed Interest Check Of $250+ Every Week

$1,000,000 - Oh good, now I can actually stop being a boring responsible dad and SPEND something. OK, $500,000 of it towards the Certificate Deposit, $100,000 to invest in a tour and album and gear for my band, and $400,000 to build a huge metal venue with a bar and restaurant and an arcade with all the best all-time games where every band that plays including the locals get reasonable pay guarantees and no metalcore/nu-metal is ever allowed.

$12,000,000 - $5 million towards the Certificate Deposit, $1 million invested in my band, $5 million towards building a chain of kick-ass metal venues in different states, $1 million dollars as a investment fund for metal bands starting out that need money for the studio or a tour to get off the ground

$100,000,000+ - $20 million towards the Certificate Deposit, $5 million towards my band, $10 million towards the venues, $5 million for the investment fund for bands, $60 million to start a national network of metal radio stations as well a metal video TV station that all only play good music, banishing the monopoly of shitty music on radio and TV

I thought both your kids were autistic... I also thought that you had 4-5 kids at one point.

@ Shadow - CDs are only yielding 1% these days and you only get paid when them mature. @ everyone, you gots to pay the guvmn't like half on unearned income tax... ghey

MOTS is spot on and I was going to post that, but I didn't have time to look up CD rates. I have a CD right now with all my savings in it and 1.09%.

http://cdrates.bankaholic.com/

You could take the money and invest in a larger company like Google or UPS or whatever and make bank off the dividend checks (provided you owned enough shares). Could also play with high risk mutual funds.

or if you get the current highest rate of 1.4%, you will get $291/month.
more likely, you will get 1.09% or $227/month



$454/month

I'm not going to keep going cause CD FDIC limit is $250000.
Also, you are forgetting that you lose half of your winnings will be given to taxes.

There are better investments that aren't insured that you can get up to 7% over 10 years from. CDs aint it.

I hadn't checked the interest rates in CD's in a long time, didn't realize they'd gone that low.

And I realize the taxes thing, I just treated the figures as what would be the post-tax winnings, because that was less complicated.

I'm gonna go build my own RTTP

With blackjack and hookers

In fact, forget the RTTP

$1000
Shitload of CDs and band shirts
$250,000
Pay off Northeastern for life
$1,000,000
See 1,000 but x1000
$12,000,000
Live normally
$100,000,000+
Still live normally, just be able to buy a shitload of stuff and not have to explain because I'm not going to get a mansion. Those are for girly men.

Haha, i have 3 boys man. Yes, 2 autistic. One severly the rest to much of a pain in the ass to explain.

$1000
Absolutely nothing. This can't buy anything I want.
$250,000
Down payment on a house.
$1,000,000
A house.
$12,000,000
A vegan donut factory.
$100,000,000+
All the pants in the world. Forever.