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returntothepit >> discuss >> Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I'm going to cut your fucking throat! by fingers on Nov 5,2010 7:11pm
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toggletoggle post by fingers  at Nov 5,2010 7:11pm
http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virgi...r-previously-recorded-police-report



Meet Melissa Lee Williams. The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a West Virginia motor inn.

The October 22 incident is detailed in an amusing/gross Jackson County Sheriff’s Department report excerpted here.

According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.

While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”

This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

When Deputy Mellinger arrived on the scene he observed Williams--who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated--nude from the waist down. After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.

Williams, who was released from jail after posting $3000 bond, is next due in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16.



toggletoggle post by goatcatabisk at Nov 5,2010 7:14pm
That's why we have a Thanksgiving



toggletoggle post by BASEBALL BAT at Nov 5,2010 7:15pm
ID BEAT HER FIRST THEN RUN LIKE HELL LOL



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Nov 5,2010 7:22pm
that's one horny bitch



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Nov 5,2010 7:27pm
Mama says alligators are ornrey because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.



toggletoggle post by timma at Nov 5,2010 7:47pm
“he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.”

This actually made my gag.

Goddamn drunken white trash grilled cheese.



toggletoggle post by Lester__Burnham at Nov 5,2010 9:46pm
whitepower



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 5,2010 9:49pm
Pussy power!



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 6,2010 9:37am



toggletoggle post by Mess at Nov 6,2010 11:05am
the power of pussy!



toggletoggle post by substitutecreature at Nov 6,2010 4:05pm
I read this while eating taco bell



toggletoggle post by eye-gore at Nov 6,2010 4:11pm
nekronaut said[orig][quote]
Mama says alligators are ornrey because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.

Looks more like she has a bunch of toothbrushes w/o any teeth.



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Nov 6,2010 4:34pm
smerry pussy



toggletoggle post by BlackoutRick at Nov 6,2010 7:14pm
Lo fuckin l.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Nov 8,2010 10:24am
How is that trainwreck only 41? She should be culled.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 8,2010 10:31am
WAY TO LABEL IT NEWS.

new Scaphism song.....?



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