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hey man, first off, I appreciate you making a new thread with the band names, i realize that it might have seemed like i was picking on you for not doing that, but i was just giving constructive advice..... godzilla was a different story. (or at least it was Godzilla NLI, so that could be anyone.) BUT ANYWAYS Can you please email me at ouchdrummer @ gmail dot com, i really need to ask you some questions about the show, asap. Thanks duder!

ITT: Jim is a saint.

lol i've tried to play gemstones several times and the show always gets cancelled due to double booking. hopefully that does not happen to you chaps.

eh, I think our main concern would be our lack of Tapout shirts and breakdowns.
I haven't heard Your Pain is Endearing yet, but the rest of the line-up was pretty damn solid and we didn't want to pass up a show with Boarcorpse.

Your Pain is good.. they will fit on the bill.

lol, something tells me Jason didn't start this thread.

Hey man, it's 2011. Don't be prejudice! I heard there are even women stepping out of the kitchens!

studded belt and clunky boots bump

cocaine-fueled lowell backalley blowjobs bump

now you've got my attention!

Hooray for 5 piece Boarcoar <3

now moarboar

I don't give a fuck if we play to just the bands. I get to see Boarcorpse. Nucka.

Yay I get to see Boarcorpse in a week!

you guys are too nice. *blush* In all honesty though, we haven't played out in a hot minute and i'm fucking PUMPED to finally get to throw down again... especially if we're blessed and are actually able to be a 5 piece for this show. (which would be the first time with Jimmy) Seeing Hivesmasher is a true love-hate thing for me... i love their music... and i hate the fact that i wasn't good enough to play with them when they needed me. So now when i watch them play i just keep thinking about how much fun it would be to play with them... but OBVIOUSLY i like the drums the way they are, i just think they'd be a "blast" (hehe) to play.

jim is a battered housewife.

Thursday bump

We will have 5 members at this!! BOO YA BITCHES! Jimmy in the hissy on the guitar!

FIVE DOLLAH FOOT LONG

...

2 DAYS MOFO!!!
So any idea how long a set we'll have? We'd LIKE 35 minutes, but we'll be happy with whatever.

I hate that I'm in class thursday nights until 10, solely because I'm missing this.

the guy booking the show hasn't gotten back to me about the details :/

uh oh.

don't scare me, i'm really excited about this.

on the Gemstones site, it's listed as a show with:
"Then your pain is endearing" and "Heal these wounds."

I dunno if that makes me feel better or not, i didn't hear anything about that second band before now.

He'll get back to you last minute. Always does it like that when the show actually happens.

last minute eh? that sounds incredibly irritating.

yeah, the Gemstones website has the show with the proper flyer up. I was kind of expecting to see something completely different, but I mean, if it's up there on the official site....

tomorrow bump~

can't wait.

TONIGHT!!!!
SO FUCKING EXCITED, CAN'T WAIT TO PLAY WITH 2 GUITAR PLAYERS!!!!!! BOO YA!!!!!

Almost time to fuck

I will be in attendance at this show. You all better treat me sexily.

set times?

Still no idea. Although i think we're 3rd, and i THINK that our set starts at 9:45pm. That's all i got though, so take from that what you will. Are you coming Tom?

gonna try to make it. dont get outta work til 8 though.

Just hustle your bustle!

NO U

you'd still make it... but i understand that it's a long way for you to come.

If you DO make it out, it would be most appreciated by all 5 Boarcorpsians. This being Jimmy's first show with us, (first of many hopefully) it will mean a lot to him (and to us) if our friends are there.

Here's a hypothetical question for ya. Say a band you were going to watch play (in this instance we'll use... oh i dunno... how about BOARCORPSE) was going to cover "Slit Your Guts" from CRYPTOPSY. They say that they all know the song really well with the exception of the guitar player not knowing the "solos" (wankery) yet. Would you:

A want them to perfect the solos before playing the song at a gig?

B Want them to play it anyways, because in a song like that the solos don't matter NEARLY as much as all of the riffs being right.

hypothetically speaking, of course.

its rock n roll man.. dont overthink it. just go with your gut.

wankery never done no one no good.

I wanna play it anyways, Jimmy is worried that he'll fuck it up... i think we're gonna force him to play it anyways though. <3

i mean, hypothetically speaking.

can't wait to fucking hit things.

whats the parking situation with this place? never been there.

anyone? anyone? Bueller? Mueller?

I'd go if it weren't in Lowell.

A. I hate listening to bands butcher songs I enjoy. But thats just me, and I cant make it out tonight, so carry on with your little party.

From what I understand, they have it down better than Cryptopsy with the exception of the solos being note for note with the CD.

play like the shitty recording or ist not krieg

Jim should pre-program a click track in guitar pro with varying tempos in the middle of grooves so he can play like flo. Then he'll bust out an uncreative drum solo in the middle that shows off his ability to play single stroke roles and put people to sleep. <3 Flo.

Double park in front of the venue, then there's a lot across the street which should be free after 7

yes that

Like I said dude, Jimmy saying he can't nail a solo is him noodling the fuck out like a madman with 95% accuracy.

WE will all be too excited to notice any minute missteps anyway.

you guys! *blush*

Now shut up, and get your ass in the kitchen and make a Lean Cuisine you sexy beast.

this show neeeds moar bowls and less lowell

Don't be so insensitive, FIMSy. Cambodians have feelings too.

i'll cambodia you!

Couple more hours!

leaving now

I'd much rather be going to this show than working right now, but oh well. Knock 'em dead, champs.

fun show was fun, jimmy rocked all sorts of ass at it. I predict many more to come.

Uhhh yeah. The new 5 piece Boarcorpse is like +50 bacon points.

So fucking heavy and delicious.

good times. sorry to the parking lot guy for completely flipping out on you due to pent up Anti-Lowell rage.

Fuck Club Fuel.

really wish i could have made it out to this one last night. sometimes i wish i had a car

Interestin' place... all the bands sounded on top of their game. Not even Lowell could bring that down.

Boarcorpse as a 5 piece is amaaaaaaazing

only triple finger tap is real

"Factbomb"

yea, that shit is crazy. was watching them do it at practice a couple weeks ago.

errbody be fingerin'