More infinite wisdom from Metal Sucks.net

tl;dr


http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/03/15/how-t...if-ur-cool-a-guide-for-metal-nerds/

oh hi tom

Dejavu!

i need to work on my patch collection apparently.

I think different dimensions have folded together. Time as we know it no longer exists.

I don't need the internet to tell me what owning 3 copies of Flames of Hell LP already does.

my mom says i'm cool..

Tom thinks metal sucks?

being cool is uncool. so is listening to and playing metal.

So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.

Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool.

You know what the song says: "It's hip to be square".

That song is so lame.

So lame that it's... cool?

No.

Am I cool, kids?

No.

Good. I'm glad. And that's what makes me cool, not caring, right?

No.

Well, how the hell do you be cool? I feel like we've tried everything here.

Wait, Marge. Maybe if you're truly cool, you don't need to be told you're cool.

Well, sure you do.

How else would you know?