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returntothepit >> discuss >> yea..bass players aren't real musicians. by astivah666 on Jul 11,2012 9:04am
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toggletoggle post by astivah666 at Jul 11,2012 9:04am
its so easy to play an instrument with strings that big and follow drums. thats why theres so many bassists out there. Every time a band starts its always a bass player. anyone can play metal bass just like anyone can scream metal vocals. talent is not needed . fuck off bass players. your instrument sucks and a toddler can play it .



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jul 11,2012 9:06am



toggletoggle post by astivah666 at Jul 11,2012 9:07am
victer wooten isnt a metal bass player, retard



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Jul 11,2012 9:10am



toggletoggle post by astivah666 at Jul 11,2012 9:11am
like seriously get a steady drumbeat and give anyone a bass. thats how useless they are in metal.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Jul 11,2012 9:18am
Agreed.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 11,2012 9:32am
bass players fill the important role of sucking one of the other band members cock. so...
(since the bassist is always a girl)



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Jul 11,2012 11:20am
everything in this thread is true.



toggletoggle post by timma at Jul 11,2012 11:27am
astivah666 said[orig][quote]
fuck off bass players. your instrument sucks and a toddler can play it .


I like this guy.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jul 11,2012 1:46pm
"Is that, like, the big guitar?"



toggletoggle post by Crap Pyramid at Jul 11,2012 1:49pm
Our bassist blew Danzig once at band camp



toggletoggle post by chernobyl at Jul 11,2012 1:50pm
Bass is cool..



toggletoggle post by Crap Pyramid at Jul 11,2012 1:56pm
Blowing Danzig is also cool



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 11,2012 1:58pm
This thread is bascist.



toggletoggle post by KPANZER at Jul 11,2012 2:49pm
riiiiiiiiiiight. Anytime you want to discuss this in person ,feel free to introduce yourself next time we're @ the same gig.



toggletoggle post by Ghoulash at Jul 11,2012 4:38pm
this thread is dumb



toggletoggle post by this argument at Jul 11,2012 4:52pm
is BASSLESS.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jul 11,2012 5:08pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
"Is that, like, the big guitar?"


I was trying to find the clip of the guy asking "What's the difference between the guitar and the bass guitar?" but this will do.


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 11,2012 5:24pm
Worst fucking show. Close thread.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jul 11,2012 5:29pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Worst fucking show. Close thread.


Aril's just angry because someone animated the story of his life.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 11,2012 5:32pm
Yea, my life is about being in shitty metal bands with goofy bandmates and bad jokes.
Show sucks.



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Jul 11,2012 8:08pm
That IS what my life is about



toggletoggle post by yummy at Jul 11,2012 8:10pm
Whoever wrote that Anesthesia (pulling teeth) song was the worst.



toggletoggle post by trioxin_245  at Jul 11,2012 8:12pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Yea, my life is about being in shitty metal bands with goofy bandmates and bad jokes.
.


ITT: aril is me



toggletoggle post by thirdknuckle  at Jul 11,2012 9:07pm



toggletoggle post by anonymousse at Jul 11,2012 9:12pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Yea, my life is about being in shitty metal bands with goofy bandmates and bad jokes.


That sounds right to me.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Jul 11,2012 9:17pm
Yeah but what if they are also well-versed guitarists? They are still bassists.



toggletoggle post by DanOfBereavement at Jul 11,2012 9:23pm
This is one of the worst threads ever.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jul 11,2012 11:55pm
anonymousse said[orig][quote]
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Yea, my life is about being in shitty metal bands with goofy bandmates and bad jokes.


That sounds right to me.


Plus that one time I played bass with my penis.



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