Anyone? I know FIMS and Scmfck are with me. Who else hits the links?

we need to go this weekend. i have monday off too

i think i'm goin with the formerly 12 step(see below) guys possibly on sunday. you been to hillcrest at all in the last couple weeks? place is in great fuckin shape. hell we should probably go there on monday too considering they have some kind of monday deal.

*we're starting a new band, btw. the old guitarist isn't in the band anymore and we may be looking for a replacement a couple months down the road once we figure out what we're gonna be doin. just throwin that out there.

i golfed in highschool, but have probably only been out 4 or 5 times since. i need to start going out more often, i really enjoy it.

rttp golf tournament? haha

ya hillcrest and clearview are both in suprisingly fantastic shape this summer. i think its due to the weather (lack of blazing sun to scorch the poorly maintained grounds). sunday or monday sounds good just gimme a call

*good luck with the new project. i'm in the process of joining another band myself for some slammy goodness.

as long as its not teh wigger slam

niggers only

afternoon slam?

Jon loves golf.

cuz it's a freakin sweet time. wicked chill, provided you don't get pissed if you suck.

disc golf.

ball golf is for suckkers.

www.pdga.com

I'd golf solely to be the asshole that sucks, throws the club and calls everyone else faggots.

throwing clubs is a good time.

also, i suck with frisbees.

haha i wanna go play with you and jon.


RETOURNAMENT TO THE PIT

that why we use discs not frisbees.

frisbee was the name patented by whamo back in the 50's for the "flying saucer".

http://www.innovadiscs.com/
http://www.discraft.com/home.html

being the 2 largest disc manufacturers


for the record Wham-o frisbees suck. they are not even good to play catch with.

golf is gay. fuck tiger woods.

whats so gay about it? you get to drive around in a make shift go cart, connect with nature, drink and smoke alot, and hit stuff with a metal stick

frisbee golf is fucking gay, its a sport made by yuppie faggos who wear plaid shorts and visors backwards and upsidedown.

I'm so fucking terrible at golf...my drive is sad at best, and I'm retarded when it comes to anything other than a 2 foot putt.

I'll stick to Tiger Woods...PS2 style.

also,

"Frolf" is for caca fuckas.

pretend the ball isn't there. your club head is just going through its natural swinging motion and there just might be something in the way.

Interesting mentality, never thought of it that way...can't say it'll necessarily help my horrendous swing, but good to know nonetheless.

take it slow, mang. bring the club back nice and easy and just bring it back through. don't even try to really swing it hard just let the club do the work.

"let the big dog eat"

I prefer "GO TO YOUR HOME!"

"Its your home...Are you too good for your home!?!?!?!?!"

you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

played what seemed to be the final 18 of the year yesterday. sad, sad, sad

played well though. was absolutely crushin shots yesterday and minimalized my slice off the tee. can't wait to start at square 1 in april. hoo rah.

or you could just be a man and play disc thru the winter.

disc golf is not golf. flicking a wrist is way gayer than hitting something with a club.

Exactly how I added a good 60 yards to my drive when I was 13 and realized I didn't need to crush everything like it was baseball. When I'd tag along on foursomes with my uncle and his buddies I'd talk shit like crazy, make bets on the front 9 and hit from the tournament tees. Once they'd had enough to drink I'd move up to the womens' tee for the back 9; I got enough contributions to my "college fund" that summer to buy myself a playstation.

I don't know what I miss more about golfing, the game or the grift.

dude three years ago we played golf litteraly on christmas day. It was awesome. Who knows it might happen

After working at a golf course, I doubt I could ever play again. People who play are all fucking assholes. Not to mention it's a game where your entire round is fucked up when you make even one mistake. Where's the fun in that?

Golf is a game for men who want to get it in the hole with the least amount of strokes possible. If it's in the sand, good luck getting it out. If it gets wet that's a penalty.

First nine of the season today. Fuckin A right. Although I didn't really play until the 7th hole. Damn new-season rust.

I'm surprised no one's quoted Carlin here yet:
"You ever watch golf on television? It's like watching flies fuck!"

How is this a sport when you hit a ball far away and WALK after it? Sometimes drive after it!

it's a sport of skill and intellect. anyone can be good at it if they want to be.

Missed an eagle by 1 foot on Monday. Reached the green in 2 on a 450 yard dogleg left par 5. I was psyched.

actually, might be going to the range today in northboro.

man i wish i was golfing instead of working

East Coast or whatever? I meant to hit that place during the winter since it's all heated, but neglected to do so.

HEY SO, is there any ranges open this time of year OTHER THAN Northboro??? Fucking dying to play right now.

Lakeville I think.

went to packachoag in auburn yesterday. played my worst game of golf ever but it was gorgeous out so it still ruled.

or go home

Golf is metal

I went to Shennecossett down in Groton, CT I want to say either in May or June.

Gentlemen
Only
Ladies
Forbidden

that's what actually stands for, no lie, no joke.

the best thing about golf is you can only beat yourself. total isolationist immaculate landscape elitism. how romantic.