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returntothepit >> discuss >> Total Recall Remake by oscarct on Feb 27,2009 9:18am
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toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Feb 27,2009 9:18am
UK, February 26, 2009 - Hollywood is setting the wheels in motion for yet another remake, with a Total Recall reboot apparently in the works.

The Hollywood Reporter reports that Neal H. Moritz is developing the project for Columbia, with a view to using modern technology and state-of-the-art visual effects to tell the story in a fresh way.

The original 1990 film was based on the futuristic book We Can Remember it for You Wholesale by Philip K. Dick and told the story of a man who buys the memory of a holiday to Mars which triggers an identity crisis that leads him to believe that reality may not be all it seems.

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sharon Stone starred, and the film was a global smash that grossed $261m.



The big question is, who will play Kuato in the reboot?
Moritz is fast becoming the remake king, with the The Green Hornet, 21 Jump Street and Flash Gordon all currently on the producer's slate.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Feb 27,2009 9:21am
Why in the fuck would you remake this film??? Total Recall is a classic, plus it's not even that old (1990). Hollywood Jews need to get an original thought in their fucking heads.



toggletoggle post by W3 @ work at Feb 27,2009 9:22am
"You have what you want now give da peoples da aaaaaaaayr"



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 27,2009 9:22am
wow... there are no good ideas anymore.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Feb 27,2009 9:26am
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
Why in the fuck would you remake this film??? Total Recall is a classic





toggletoggle post by MikeofdecrepitudE at Feb 27,2009 9:26am
GET YOUR ASS TO MARS



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 27,2009 9:27am
where are they going to find a young three-titted woman for this remake?



toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Feb 27,2009 9:29am
Everything will get a remake. Milk Money, Ghost Dad, and Teen Witch will get remakes.



toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Feb 27,2009 9:29am
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
where are they going to find a young three-titted woman for this remake?

haha



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Feb 27,2009 9:31am
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
Why in the fuck would you remake this film??? Total Recall is a classic, plus it's not even that old (1990). Hollywood Jews need to get an original thought in their fucking heads.


BACKED



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 27,2009 9:38am
Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead: Generations



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Feb 27,2009 10:34am
AAAAAAAHH!!! that's it, time to assemble the Uruk-Hai and storm Hollywood.



toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Feb 27,2009 10:39am
remake men at work



toggletoggle post by Sid Diaz at Feb 27,2009 12:37pm
The only way I will accept this is if it is made of LEGOs.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Feb 27,2009 12:40pm
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
Why in the fuck would you remake this film??? Total Recall is a classic, plus it's not even that old (1990). Hollywood Jews need to get an original thought in their fucking heads.


qft



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Feb 27,2009 12:42pm
Sid%20Diaz said[orig][quote]
The only way I will accept this is if it is made of LEGOs.


agreed!



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Feb 27,2009 12:50pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
AAAAAAAHH!!! that's it, time to assemble the Uruk-Hai and storm Hollywood.


that's just a remake of lotr for modern day times you unoriginal jew bastard.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Feb 27,2009 12:57pm
Lord of the Remakes



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Feb 27,2009 1:07pm
Absolutely no reason to remake this film. Without Verhoeven at the helm and motherfucking Arnold it will be sterile and bland.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Feb 27,2009 1:08pm
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Feb 27,2009 1:25pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!


said the same thing



toggletoggle post by MikeofdecrepitudE at Feb 27,2009 1:27pm
narkybark said[orig][quote]
Absolutely no reason to remake this film. Without Verhoeven at the helm and motherfucking Arnold it will be sterile and bland.


Can't forget Michael Ironside's over the top performance.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Feb 27,2009 1:27pm
hahaha when i read that i heard the "fuck" in my head as when Douglas Quaid says "WHAT THE FUCK, DID I DO WRONG??!!"



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Feb 27,2009 1:28pm
this movie won't be the same without sharon stone in her prime and robert costanzo saying "RECALL RECALL RECALL"



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Feb 27,2009 1:29pm
and Dr. Edgemar.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Feb 27,2009 1:29pm
SEE YOU AT THE PAHTY RICHTER!



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Feb 27,2009 1:29pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
and Dr. Edgemar.


or edgemar's bead of sweat.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Feb 27,2009 1:30pm
MikeofdecrepitudE said[orig][quote]
narkybark said[orig][quote]
Absolutely no reason to remake this film. Without Verhoeven at the helm and motherfucking Arnold it will be sterile and bland.


Can't forget Michael Ironside's over the top performance.


"SEE YOU AT THE PAHTY, RICHTA!!"



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Feb 27,2009 1:30pm
ah damn it, beat me to it.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Feb 27,2009 1:30pm
FIRST!



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Feb 27,2009 1:32pm
down in time for cornflakes.



toggletoggle post by MikeofdecrepitudE at Feb 27,2009 1:33pm



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Feb 27,2009 1:37pm



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Feb 27,2009 1:39pm edited Feb 27,2009 1:40pm
not gonna lie, i love peter gabriel.

does it make me a homo? probably.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Feb 27,2009 1:41pm
he's a totally reputable musician. i dig a lot of what i've heard from him. i need to listen to more genesis though.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Feb 27,2009 1:42pm
genesis is good as well. their early stuff is awesome.



toggletoggle post by MikeofdecrepitudE at Feb 27,2009 1:44pm
Sledgehammer video rules.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Feb 27,2009 1:48pm
i heard somewhere that he had to call mtv and tell them to stop playing the video so much because he was sick of it.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Feb 27,2009 1:54pm

bennyhillifier


not a lot of people now that genesis actually did this song and not disturbed.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Feb 27,2009 2:00pm
disturbed did this song?



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Feb 27,2009 2:00pm
i only know because i listen to the radio. fucking WAAF.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Feb 27,2009 2:03pm
i can't listen to modern rock radio. there was a decent station i heard when i dropped my brother off at umass called the laser in springfield that actually played some decent songs. around here i can only do classic rock stations most of the time.

BUT I KILLED DEM!



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Feb 27,2009 2:04pm
lol song must be popular to cover. look what i found.


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Feb 27,2009 2:04pm
sacreligion said[orig][quote]
i can't listen to modern rock radio. there was a decent station i heard when i dropped my brother off at umass called the laser in springfield that actually played some decent songs. around here i can only do classic rock stations most of the time.

BUT I KILLED DEM!


Oh i really can't either. the only station i really listen to is wzlx because i love me some classic rock.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Feb 27,2009 3:25pm
oscarct said[orig][quote]


The Hollywood Reporter reports that Neal H. Moritz is developing the project for Columbia, with a view to using modern technology and state-of-the-art visual effects to tell the story in a fresh way.




READ: PG-13 rating, no boobs, no gore and no dystopic 1980s view of the future heavy on brutalism.

HAY GUISE, I HAVE A GREAT IDEA TO REMAKE A MOVIE BY REMOVING EVERYTHING EVERYONE LOVED ABOUT THE ORIGINAL



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Feb 27,2009 3:38pm
reimroc said[orig][quote]
lol song must be popular to cover. look what i found.


bennyhillifier


That was horrendous...



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Feb 27,2009 3:39pm
you sound surprised.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Feb 27,2009 3:51pm
^lol



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at Feb 27,2009 10:55pm
Since I saw this thread earlier today ive been looking into this "remake" online every chance I had while I was at work. Ive seen no evidence that suggests that they plan on doing a flat out remake of the Schwarzenegger movie note for note or doing another adaptation of the original short story. I really dont think Philip K Dick wrote the story with the idea of seeing the Austrian Oak at the helm back in 1966, and Im sure he was spinning in his grave when he saw how goofy the movie turned out being. Yet ohh soo good
So who knows maybe their looking into modernizing the original story again, or maybe they've figured out a secret to re-making a Schwarzenegger hit more SchwarzeneggerER, without Schwarzenegger. That I would love to see. That newer Rambo movie definitely restored my faith in revamping the 80's/early 90's, especially considering how silly those movies were back then and how serious that newer one was. If this new total recall sucks Ill probably just start jerking off in the theatre while thinking about how good the original one was, or ill just ignore it like a bad joke and watch the old one again......... while jerking off to Mary. Shes not free but she is available.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard  at Jun 30,2011 7:21pm



toggletoggle post by MikeOv at Jun 30,2011 9:53pm
Do not want.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 30,2011 11:30pm
One of my fav movies.

No thx.



toggletoggle post by sixstringcarnage   at Jul 1,2011 1:45am
Open your minnnddd..



toggletoggle post by Boozegood at Jul 1,2011 3:51am
One of my favorite movies of all time by far.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jul 1,2011 7:16am
YOU'LL BE LOBOTOMIZED!!!



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard  at Jul 1,2011 8:03am
I wanna see Colin Farrel pull a giant 8 ball out of his nostril with that little metal contraption all Arlond style...




toggletoggle post by Lester__Burnham at Jul 1,2011 6:20pm
you ever fuck a mutant before?



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at Jul 2,2011 1:00am
"wouldn't want a guy like Quaid porking my old Lady"



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Apr 1,2012 4:13pm
I'm afriad I'm gonna regret saying this, (I LOVE the original), but the new movie looks good.



toggletoggle post by my_dying_bride at Apr 1,2012 7:10pm



toggletoggle post by BlackoutRick at Apr 2,2012 5:01pm
New one does look good.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Apr 2,2012 5:22pm
i'll watch this solely for Kate Beckinsale.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 2,2012 5:22pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
i'll watch this solely for Kate Beckinsale.


suggested.



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