Hey dudes my name is brian greenfield and I play guitar. I used to play in a hard rock metal band called Tomorrow Never Comes but we broke up before we had any recordings. I used to post on bay state rock a lot and someone advised me to come here and post
I basically want to start a metal bad like trivium but waaaay more heavy..kinda like old avenged sevenfold mixed with some bodom and even some
motley crew too.
I am 17 almost 18 and just want to rock out with likeminded people roughly the same age. NO people over 28. That will scare the ladies away lol
I would post my info but that is sketchy so I will reAd this thread from

Time to time. Oops didn't mean to post again. Any please respond if you are interested

greeny

Oh yea no drugs please I get tested and don't want to get exposed. Thanks

bennyhillifier

Go to Bay State Rock or try Craigslist. You'll find nothing but pain here.

That video was nothing but a train wreck. Awesome.

Hahaha, I'm convinced it's the same troll posting all these threads.

What do you mean. This is a music forum

ugh.

I'll play in your band dude. You've got to be fucked up on pesticide fumes every time you touch your guitar though.

trolligan

I would rather start a shitty, horrible band.

WTF?

If you want real advice, work on maturing your influences kid, nobody wants to copy rip-off bands - it will only cause pain.

Rip off bands?yea ok.
I also like dreamtheater. I guess they are ripoffs too???
So far nobody wants to join? This site sucks already

and assuming this really isn't a joke, everyone who's 17 and looking to start a metal band should read this site in it's entirety: http://www.anus.com/metal (Conservationist will be pleased)

The site does not suck, your taste sucks. And just because you suck does not mean everyone else here sucks. your the biggest sucker of the suckiest suckers on this site. You suck.

http://www.anus.com/metal

Wow, you have the right attitude already.

like Sinistas said above, you're asking on the wrong forum. those are really bad bands that no one here listens to. if you are interested in a band like that, check baystaterock or craigslist, as suggested. if you are looking to be anally raped by an owlbear, look no further.

Everyone other than the OP and xmikex is a fucking nerd for replying to this seriously.

hahaha fair enough, its just Jim.

Ok I will read that site even though it says anus. I guess I will try craigslist
why what do you guys listen to??

Fuck...I'm Dead. That is all I listen too. Fuck everything else.

Alright well I guess I should say sorry to bother you assholes. I am open to music suggestions. I know heavy stuff like cannibal corpse and dimmu borger but don't listen to it that much

You better be sorry for bothering this asshole!

Stryper, Cinderella, Kix, Def Leppard, Whitesnake, Nitro, Pantera (the glam years), Skid Row

Cool I like hair music too even though my non listened to it way back then lol

i only listen to gay porn soundtracks. i'll join the band if greeny gives me a toot on my southernmost horn.

http://www.last.fm/user/symbyosys
i've been listening to Virgin Steele all week and I have no shame about it.

Dreadkill is gay what do you really listen to

So how is trivium a ripoff band? They mix old sound and new sound

if by old sound and new sound, you mean uninspired Metallica riffs, and breakdowns, then yes.

I'll rape your moms face.

haha, this is the first thread I read this morning. hilarious, i hope this isn't real

make love to me

Ok this anus site needs a redesign.

I am not a troll.. Just looking to start a band

you are looking in the wrong direction.

Ok I guess I'll stop posting here then. Thanks Anyway

hate to say it, but welcome to the internet!

Add some auto tune vocals in that mix...fuck

LOL

we'll never know who the real troll is.

Ok I just listened to some death. Good stuff.

greeny is a faggot.


/end

Fuck you

ill beat up a middle school kid without a problem

Lol you going to sit on me?

This is awesome. I just don't know if this could possibly be for real. This is worse than CODSO. Stand up job Greeny, you homosexual king.

WISDOM...it's...it's so wise

come to chinatown. sitting on people is juvenile, stabbing is where its at

Ok want to meet at new jumbos?

meet me at the chinatown gate

sorry godzilla but you are getting trolled hard right now.

Dude I'm not a troll

Trolls and internet threats in the same thread...welcome back, rttp.

hahahahahahahahaha. gay greeny is gay

I have a challenge for xgodzillax... and i dont think he can pull it off.

Post in threads for an entire week without the following

-the words - fag, faggot, gay, homo etc

-threats including but not limited to ass kicking, raping, or any kind of fighting "IRL"

SWING AND A MISS, FAGGOT!

Alright guys.. Keep thinking I'm a troll if it makes you happy. I just want to start a fucking metal band. that's all

Troll.

dude, greeny, just stop posting here. plain and simple. they already said your taste in music sucks. educate yourself in metal before posting nonsense about trivium. I HATE that band and matt heafy is a dbag.

yeah....greeny....you troll you
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Come with me, kid. I'll show you wonders you've never seen. Well... you might've seen 'em a few years ago, but still.

i accept your challenge. and what the fuck is your problem with me? are you just overly PC? if so, pull your head out your ass.

being PC is the biggest copout in life. why worry about what you say? its just a waste of time and energy. tip-toeing around what you REALLY wanna say for fear of someone getting butthurt is bullshit. if i offend you, good.

Godzilla sure acts like a troll if you ask me. Good thing he doesn't post on bsr lol

geez dude settle down. you really dont offend me...i'm just sick of seeing the same stupid insults all the time. brighten your fuckin horizons... also it wouldnt kill you to not be a dick all the time. you could be burning bridges with a possible connection that could help you in the future (get your band on a cool show, borrowing equipment when your stuck, etc). thats all i'm sayin. really...do whatever the fuck you want.

It's a fuckin trollercaust!

For the last fucking time dudes I'm not a troll. My name is Brian for christ sakes

my suggestion if you really want to hook up with other musicians and not be considered a troll would be to set up an account with a username. that way peopel will be less inclined to think you are a troll. we get a lot of bored people trolling on here (some are funny but most are just fucking irratating and waste peoples time)

so i accepted your challenge and asked a simple question. the funny thing is, despite from what everyone on this board believes about me whenever i respond to ANYONE, 9 times outta 10, im relaxed and laughing.

WHAT TROLLS YOU DISSIN, BIOTCH?

i guess its more of a suggestion than a challenge. i dont really know you dude and you may very well be a cool relaxed guy. but all i'm sayin is your internet persona is gonna end up doing more bad than good for you in the long run. thats my opinion. i doubt we will see eye to eye on the issue...but i'm ok with that.

no, i see your point dude. i get carried away sometimes. thats all really

Back on topic.. No drummers here?

I'm starting to think this message board is never serious. That anus site was cool even with no up to date web design but you guys are all pricks minus a couple. You want me to make an accont? why bother .

Okay okay, you are a green troll.

definitely a troll now. i bought it at first but this dude is a joke. GREENY BOY, GO HOME

10 bucks this is DYA, 20 bucks it's martins

HAHAHA damn, well put Yeti

there are drummers here. just none that wanna play the shit you call music

Give me good music to listen to Godzilla. Is your band good? Haha

i don't know why everyones getting all up in arms here. this Green fellow seems like a straight up gentleman to me. I think everyone should apologize to him and join his band.

Thanks man. You in a band?

the band I'm in, is ok I guess.

bands: pig destroyer, crossed out, in disgust, cephalic carnage, rotten sound, carcass, maruta, infest, mass grave, disrupt, fuck the facts, etc etc

Wow and people make fun of us, haha. I would be so lucky as to have you all die.

wow...i can't believe i just read 90% of this thread.

Ok there Is a lot of metal I don't know about damn.

gravesideservice, rhode island nancy boys

this thread is missing something.....

rofl

Greeny can be the board rookie and everyone educates him.
Either that or Rich will force him to freebase at gunpoint.

ok i made an account.

hey that wasn't called for ! just because someone posts with our name doesn't mean it us . i was reading this rather enjoyable thread , enjoyable until now .

You people should be in bed.

you should be in bed youngster

Who is rich bova?
Everyone mentions that dude

long story .i read pages worth of posts and still don't really know other than the fact he is in a band with a my-space bio that many people find to be grandiose sounding . i must have missed more than i read .

Wait... Bay state rock is back?

Your big toe?

Yup. It's gayer than before.

CAN IT, PENGUIN.


GREEN == ***** EFFORT.

You guys are fucked. So nobody wants to start a band?

Seriously, dude........GO TO BAY STATE ROCK. YOU WILL FIND MORE PEOPLE LIKE YOURSELF. NOW GTFO.

Who do you think you are? I never thought the people on this site would be assholes. alls I ask is a simple question and you jump down my throat. I bet you I an a better musician then you rick

LOL

You got me, Brian. You are better than I an.

Side project: Codso, Bova, and Greeny. The name of the band in the works is Epic Thread.

WHAT OR WHO BOVA

Why are people still feeding this painfully obvious troll?

SMOKE DUST

Yes Richard. Smoke dust.

I am not a god damn troll.

Yes you are. You are the gold medalist of the trollympics.

My name is Brian greenfield

woweow that's a nice portrait of yourself

thank you..i drew it myself

TROLLYMPICS OR YOURE A PUSSY!

the dead don't speak willy !

damn this thread got epic in a hurry. C+, B- at best, though

This board is way more confusing then ultimate metal and bsr combined

Why do you keep posting then, seriously?

Because I need to know why everyone thinks bodom, trivium and bands like kse arent metal I also want to know whowants to start a band. but everyone here are elite or fatter then me

While you were sniffling about assholes on this board i went ahead and raped your moms face. you will be able to tell with all the baby batter amongst her facial area.

It's all about scene points. people hate on this board tend to hate music that gets popular (or gay as it is commonly called)

By no means am i defending trivium...they're gay.


And i'm willing to bet that you actually aren't better than most of the people on this board at their instruments.

This is my last post ever.

Fuck All you guys. we will have to let the music do the speaking themselves. I will maybe post ky new band when we record. fuck this board.

KY New Band!?

guys lets try helping this kid by teaching him about metal and where it came from and where its going.

NO

alright then. figured we could point him in the right direction at least. noone is born with endless metal knowledge(dwyer will claim he was but thats besides the point). listen to composted greeny thats a good start.

True. But that doesn't mean every band that gets popular is gay. Only if they sell out when they get popular are they gay. Iron Maiden is popular and I still think their fucking awesome. Even though every jackass in every gay band wears one of their shirts.

Troll is Troll -I'm the real Brian Greenfield and I only listen Slayer and Anorexia Nervousa -strictly. I am not trying to start a band, I am just trying to stay off the Htrain long enouh to get my kids food and clothing. If anyone wishes to donate I'd be more than happy to accept. I am a charity case. The greeny here is real troll real IP fake greeny

Interesting twist to the saga of greeny

I would make suggestions if he wasn't an obvious troll. And fuck Composted, we're a "mockery of metal." Tee hee.

what!? no more greeny?! :'( this thread is what really helped me wake up every day :'(

DUDE I AM NOT A TROLL

My Saturday night wisdom: Listen to Atrocity's Hallucinations and then kill yourself.

why greeny, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

you had me up until the playing in your band part. good luck.

I was thinking about it and it turns out that maybe a band would support my habit and my kids at the same time! IDEAWIN! Anyone know a horn section, I'm thinking metal/ska/symphonic fusion jazz -its huge in canada. Also, OP is fag.

POST YOUR APPEARANCE ON THE MAURY/SPRINGER/JENNY JONES SHOW OR YOURE A FAKE FAGGOT.

http://www.facebook.com/profile/pic.php?ui..._yo-L6H0AAAAAnflo8I3JGDvtnFiMCPIGbq PIC RELATED. IT'S ME.

http://www.facebook.com/profile/pic.php?ui..._yo-L6H0AAAAAnflo8I3JGDvtnFiMCPIGbq

I ARE REEL FAGGOTHS

if greeny was real he should join this band.....
http://providence.craigslist.org/muc/1314686689.html

I am the only unoriginal troll here since 3 years ago so all you real cool trolls can go fuck yourself because I used to troll in all these bands, now there boring and all pee pee and tee hee.

is there anyway you can delete a thread. I can't believe you fools are still talking here

puting it to the top for progmetaldrumr

you already tested positive, for being exposed to the AIDS

No drummers, only ZUUL.

what a lovely singing voice you must have.

ARE YOU A GOD?

someone should really go on the bay state rock forum and try to start a band. i wonder how long you could troll those chodes for.

I cannot believe I just read this whole thread.

BSR board has been kaput for years now. Where you been?