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returntothepit >> discuss >> Russian Fires by FuckIsMySignature on Aug 9,2010 12:29pm
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toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 9,2010 12:29pm
I love how basically this entire country is on fire and there is very little coverage in the mainstream media.

“We have an ‘archive’ of dangerous weather conditions dating back to the last one thousand years,” Frolov said. “We can conclude that in regards to heat our country has not seen anything like this.”


http://rt.com/Top_News/2010-08-09/fire-moscow-tough-summer.html



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 9,2010 12:30pm
in russia, fire smokes you.



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Aug 9,2010 12:34pm



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 9,2010 12:36pm
LOL! it looks like a mixture of 1970, 1980 and 1950's china there is russia.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 9,2010 12:38pm
I like that everyone's wearing slippers and there is a girl in there who obviously has AIDS



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Aug 9,2010 12:56pm
Ruskies are highly combustible.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 9,2010 1:03pm
Dinners ready!




toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Aug 9,2010 1:17pm
flyer there!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 9,2010 1:17pm
holy shit, i knew it was bad but that is insane. i know, it's funny how it's in mean old Russia and the US is doing little to help.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 9,2010 1:19pm
S+F!!!



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Aug 9,2010 1:21pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
holy shit, i knew it was bad but that is insane. i know, it's funny how it's in mean old Russia and the US is doing little to help.


Thats what they get for sending spies here. I mean, it is not like we have any over there and junk.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 9,2010 1:21pm
Current Natural Distasters

USA -Gulf Oil Spill
Pakistan -Super Floods
China - Mudslides
Russia - Fires and Smog

Dare I ask whats next?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 9,2010 1:24pm
Worcester - horrible gas at metal shows



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Aug 9,2010 1:25pm
Cape Cod- Great White sharks that walk on land.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 9,2010 1:26pm
i don't really know what we could do to help anyways, resources are stretched thin as is, but i feel like if this wasn't Russia response would be different.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 9,2010 1:28pm edited Aug 9,2010 1:28pm
we are 8 months into the decade and Haiti has been destroyed, the Gulf of Mexico has been destroyed, and now Russia is on fire.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 9,2010 1:29pm edited Aug 9,2010 1:33pm
FIMS is right though.. this should serve as an example of the selective journalism practices that the MSM does.



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Aug 9,2010 1:34pm edited Aug 9,2010 1:34pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
Current Natural Distasters

USA -Gulf Oil Spill
Pakistan -Super Floods
China - Mudslides
Russia - Fires and Smog

Dare I ask whats next?


China has it's own oil spill to deal with as well.

Oil spill in Dalian, China
http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2010/07/cleaning_dalian_harbor.html

It was caused by an explosion too!



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 9,2010 1:35pm
ya i heard about that. i have a feeling the results of both will resemble Nigeria - which is pretty much FUBAR.



toggletoggle post by markworkingrichards at Aug 9,2010 1:38pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
Current Natural Distasters

USA -Gulf Oil Spill


I wouldn't call that a natural disaster, since the earth didn't make huge pipes in the ocean. Just sayin'.



toggletoggle post by goatcatabisk at Aug 9,2010 1:40pm
I'm actually kind of stoked for New England to turn into Darfur within the next ten years. I'll be perfecting my warlording in the meantime.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 9,2010 1:40pm
pwnt



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 9,2010 1:43pm
markworkingrichards said[orig][quote]
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
Current Natural Distasters

USA -Gulf Oil Spill


I wouldn't call that a natural disaster, since the earth didn't make huge pipes in the ocean. Just sayin'.



the cause may have been from humans but the results still affect the natural environment. i still consider that to be a natural disaster IMHO.



toggletoggle post by markworkingrichards at Aug 9,2010 2:10pm
"nat·u·ral dis·as·ter (plural nat·u·ral dis·as·ters)
noun
Definition:

disaster caused by natural forces: a disaster caused by natural forces rather than by human action, e.g. an earthquake"

Factbomb.
Or should I say FACTDISASTER!



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 9,2010 2:15pm
i disagree with facts.






toggletoggle post by markworkingrichards at Aug 9,2010 2:23pm
Who do you think you are, the Dos Equis guy?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 9,2010 2:24pm
Oil is a natural byproduct of planet earth but the apparatus used to extract said resource is human-made, therefore it is a disaster caused by humans but with a natural resource as the pollutant.
It's like if we were cutting down trees to make paper, but the trees were really Ents and the Ents murdered everyone on the planet. We caused it to happen by interferring with the naturally occuring resource, which ultimately consumed our very existence. Moral of the story is Ents or GTFO



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 9,2010 2:25pm
Jesus Christ looks like me



toggletoggle post by markworkingrichards at Aug 9,2010 2:25pm
Fucking ents, how do they work?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 9,2010 2:26pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Oil is a natural byproduct of planet earth but the apparatus used to extract said resource is human-made, therefore it is a disaster caused by humans but with a natural resource as the pollutant.
It's like if we were cutting down trees to make paper, but the trees were really Ents and the Ents murdered everyone on the planet. We caused it to happen by interferring with the naturally occuring resource, which ultimately consumed our very existence. Moral of the story is Ents or GTFO


but what if a natural reaction caused the oil rig to blow up and thus creating the spill?



toggletoggle post by markworkingrichards at Aug 9,2010 2:26pm
I heard that even Tom's enemies list him as an emergency contact in their phones.



toggletoggle post by markworkingrichards at Aug 9,2010 2:27pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Oil is a natural byproduct of planet earth but the apparatus used to extract said resource is human-made, therefore it is a disaster caused by humans but with a natural resource as the pollutant.
It's like if we were cutting down trees to make paper, but the trees were really Ents and the Ents murdered everyone on the planet. We caused it to happen by interferring with the naturally occuring resource, which ultimately consumed our very existence. Moral of the story is Ents or GTFO


but what if a natural reaction caused the oil rig to blow up and thus creating the spill?


If a man-made apparatus was never in the equation, then it would be a natural disaster. STOP GRASPING AT STRAWS, BRO.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 9,2010 2:27pm
you know what they say... keep your friends close and your enemies in a pit of mutant boars.



toggletoggle post by markworkingrichards at Aug 9,2010 2:28pm
That is an excellent place to put enemies.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 9,2010 2:28pm
NO I WONT STOP GRASPING AT STRAWS OR YELLING BECAUSE THAT WILL MEAN THAT I LOST THE FIGHT



toggletoggle post by markworkingrichards at Aug 9,2010 2:29pm
Who said we're fighting? That's it, you're sleeping on the couch tonight you heartless bastard.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 9,2010 2:29pm
i'll be good :(



toggletoggle post by markworkingrichards at Aug 9,2010 2:30pm
Can't take it back. I win because I'm leaving.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 9,2010 2:30pm
Tom is hereby known as Tom Bombadil.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 9,2010 2:32pm
ok now i'm starting a new band -

Tom Bombadil and the Unnatural Disasters



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 9,2010 2:37pm
There's around 2500 oil rigs/drills in the gulf. I heard there's under 50 of them that are as large and dig as deep as the rig that exploded.
Seriously, what are the chances of that?



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Aug 9,2010 2:45pm
Black gold, Texas tea, and mutant boars.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 9,2010 3:31pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
ok now i'm starting a new band -

Tom Bombadil and the Unnatural Disasters


hahahahahaha holy shit i just choked from that. your first song should be Returning To The Pit of Mutant Boars.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Aug 9,2010 3:31pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Oil is a natural byproduct of planet earth but the apparatus used to extract said resource is human-made, therefore it is a disaster caused by humans but with a natural resource as the pollutant.
It's like if we were cutting down trees to make paper, but the trees were really Ents and the Ents murdered everyone on the planet. We caused it to happen by interferring with the naturally occuring resource, which ultimately consumed our very existence. Moral of the story is Ents or GTFO


i will pray everyday until the end of my life that this happens.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Aug 9,2010 3:33pm
There's some Ents in the Hockomock.



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Aug 9,2010 5:18pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]

USA -Gulf Oil Spill


That one's a human fuckup.

Hell, if we are having climate change, that could be too...




toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 9,2010 5:21pm
ya we've been over that.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 11,2010 11:35am



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