I am in need of a Metal Zone or Tube Screamer (don't mock me, Peter Spinazzolini of Italy!) I will thank you with bourbon.

what time are you going on?

I had a metal zone pedal on my First Act guitar in 2002 when we were doing our Math Metal side project. You probably haven't heard of us. It's got a really gritty vibe to it.

actually I don't have either anymore. I have a Maxon OD9 (or 808, can't remember for some reason) but I doubt it'll suit your needs.

Actually Jim, that will suit his needs perfectly. Both pedals are replicas of the vintage tubescreamer circuits.

But, using an unmodded metal zone Ryan? FOR SHAME

i have a non working metal zone and i am not attending the show.


GIVE ME MY BOURBON.

Ok word. I knew it would be similar but wasn't sure if it had that metalzone "quality" (lulz) that he wants.

Ryan, I'm aiming to be there around 730 due to work and possibly picking up Richard Horror, so if that's too late, sorry man.

I have a metal zone that I'd gladly bring but can't make the show.

Should be going on about 7:45, James. Thank you all. Would write more but I'm driving.

Shit. Cutting it close. I'll try to be there before that and
will bring it. If I don't make it on time, my apologies, you snooki-loving cocksucker.

I wi be there around 7:30. I won't be needing a ride, HeruJim.

Ok word

btw, i am nominating goatcatabisk as the best anon username next to slar samuelson.

only "goatcatabisque" is real

Goatcatacist, I'm taking the earlier train all for this fucking pedal. Will take alternative forms of payment.

i just found Mark Kevorkians old metal zone at the bottom of a box I finally unpacked. I could ship it to you?

I going to remove your ability to post news.

pork chop sandwiches

Get the fuck outta here!

Has anyone ever remaked how much you look like an inked Rasputin?

Where's my BOURBON!!

BLOODY FASCIST

I'm assuming this was directed at me.. and no, I usually just get,''Hey it's that dude from the hangover!''

That was awesome.

the quasi-news i post is of far greater consequence than the bulk of the hogwash that gets posted as news. nobody gives an assraping fuck about some midwest buttdarts who post a song to their myspace.

you have a tenuous grasp on that which makes for gravitas, pepelis.