I'm organizing a bachelor party for a friend of mine and I need to know where the best (or at least decent) strip clubs are in Boston!

GO!

Gates ov Chinatown, sooooon

Go to the King's Inn in Dartmouth. You can tell how classy it is just by the name.

Mac's II - no liquor license, but it's full nude and has mostly hot girls. The redhead with glasses is a lapdance superhero.

cheaters in providence is the only place for a bachelor party. you will do things you regret there.

Clubs in boston suck. too expensive. air dances. the foxy lady is classier than the glass slipper.

King Arthur's in Chelsea will fuck you up, son.

lulz

That place is a fucking sleaze hole.

Ask this guy:



He knows where the bitches be at

Mid-Way Cafe in Jamaica Plain. Go on "Beaver Luk-Alyke" night. Sounds exotic. Make sure to call them Broads or just yell "hey you!". I heard they love that.

Kinda need a place that's accessible by public transportation in Boston only cus we got a bunch of people going and only one car haha

Doesn't have to be the absolute best, but decent enough for it to be a good time

Golden Banana.

Do you think Nightbitch might be able to get a gig there?

Glass Slipper. Make sure Sin is working. THAT IS ALL.

All metal shows on the south coast of MA only have like 10 people in attendance. Up to you.

a group of drunk assholes at a strip club is guaranteed to be good time regardless of club qualoty...if its really sleazy you just make a mockery of the place and hopefully get bounced out.

this.

too bad most of my friends are either poor or respect women. this is why i end up going alone or not at all.

lulz

Squier in revere or gtfo

I live in Revere... fuck the Squire

Foxy Lady in Brockton is where it's at IMO... hot broads, a little pricey but worth it

does not compute

Honestly, in Boston you're better off with actual hookers. They'll be cheaper than the cover charge at the Golden Banana, never mind if you actually wanna drink something or look at a boob from closer than 15 feet away.

Otherwise this and a party van:



(That's within spitting distance of Boston, at least - if you've got an hour's travel time in you, just go to Providence and bring some penicillin.)

ITT: Wren compiles info and scampers off alone to research. No bachelor in sight.

Do right by your friend and go to Providence.

Jacques' Cabaret. Book it now, you won't regret it, I promise.

Piedmont St. In Worcester has some good shit too.

lulz. get a pizza and hand jorb combo!

It's a life-changing experience.

Apparently I should have ended my last post with [/thread].

take your friend to Machine

TRUTH it's a decent place to go if you want to get shot in the face by a Puerto Rican dude for no fucking reason

only the blue moon in tyngsboro is real.

are you refering to the Nefarious situation? if so, their singer is a trooper.

Also, The Mail Box on Grafton St. in Worcester is a pretty hot spot.

I got a friend that bar tends at The Cadillac Lounge. I'll ask about it. Either way, rent a fuckin' party van or you're doing it wrong, Wren.

No I was referring to some dude my dad knew, but do go on.

Alex's in Stoughton, it got pricer, but still a good time

little story about Alex's

took a bachelor party down there, we get off the party bus, one of the security guards comes out and tells us to get our IDs out and everything and he'd be back

in the meantime, a few of the members have to piss, so they go in the woods next to the parking lot, the security guard comes out and tells us he can't let us in because of that

so the party bus driver suggests the Foxy Lady, and I tell everyone before we leave that if they have to piss, go in the woods

long story short: if your dead set about going to Alex's, don't piss in the woods by the parking lot

he once got busy in a Burger King bathroom, of course he knows where the bitches be at

bump for taking a bunch of white NH friends out to king arthur's this weekend for a bachelor party. Most of them have never been to a strip club before.

Do not go to centerfolds. its $20 at the door, $7 atm fee and $13-15 mixed drinks. The girls are pretty good though, a lot of fake botched tits though.

Dude, you told me that in person 2 days ago. Don't worry, I want this to be a cultural experience for these nillas.

im sayin'

go to providence. so many good ones, cheap.

providence is not in the cards this time, I want them to go back to their gun-loving state at the end of the night instead of sleep over.

Billerica -> NH isn't so bad but you'd have to pre-game

considered brica and golden banana, but we're gonna pre-gay it up at the space which is a stone's throw from king arthur's.

If you can make it out to Worcester area, there's large number of clubs.

Strips club in Boston and mass are shit. Go the Providence and get your dick sucked for 40 bucks

Lol at you faggots spending on skank strippers

Go get laid for real you fucking shitbags

getting laid is for fags?

No BBW no care

no, not getting laid and going to strip clubs makes you a fag.

What if I'm getting laid and going to strip clubs, sometimes with my girlfriend? Please weigh conditional judgment on me, almighty failtroll.

Gentlemen,

It recently came to my understanding that I just don't like sucking nipples. Turns out that's what all the fuss (and sodomy) was about this whole time. Actually, tits sound awesome. Apparently you can bounce them and flop your face between them in a whimsical fashion. They may also be used as an alternative to handjobs, and as a lively percussion instrument.

Anyhow, best 18+ strip clubs in or near Boston/Providence. NOW. Please. Boobies.

you're a weird guy Ace, weird guy!

EDGY your girlfriend is a tran-fag too

Sin.

If you don't already know, you will never know.

PT109.....oh wait nevermind.