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returntothepit >> discuss >> More Evidence that Dogs are Better than Cats by FuckIsMySignature on May 26,2011 4:43pm
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toggletoggle post by i_am_not_me   at May 26,2011 4:53pm
False.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 26,2011 5:00pm
Both have unique characteristics as pets and are great animals for companionship, but I believe it's dogs that take the throne as 'man's best friend'



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at May 26,2011 5:17pm
Cats just aren't as domesticated as dogs. So the preference is bound to happen in either direction.

In any case. This story rules. Glad the little guy is going to recover.



toggletoggle post by Woah!_Shut_It_Down!  at May 26,2011 5:58pm
I am a cat and I take offense to this post.



toggletoggle post by Sinistas   at May 26,2011 6:39pm
That dog rules.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at May 26,2011 7:02pm
Both are awesome. Dogs have infinitely more allegiance to their owner on the whole, from domestication. Cats are little divas in fur coats.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 26,2011 7:07pm
obviously my opinion is biased.



toggletoggle post by i_am_not_me   at May 26,2011 7:46pm
My opinion is also incredibly, incredibly biased.



toggletoggle post by i_am_not_me   at May 26,2011 8:01pm
In defense of cats:


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at May 26,2011 8:34pm
Most cats are all about themselves. Most dogs just want to please their masters - or can be taught to by way of firm hand/foot.



toggletoggle post by pam   at May 26,2011 9:23pm
Kitty video just made my whole life better.



toggletoggle post by The_reverend   at May 26,2011 9:35pm
You don't know that all dogs go to heaven to hang out with Dio, right?

In and unrelated note, a cat ran under a bed and hid when the storm came, didn't break anyting, and still doesn't give a fuck.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at May 26,2011 10:11pm



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 27,2011 7:35am
my cats rule. Abbath is a little turd, but Fatso is the man.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at May 27,2011 7:47am



toggletoggle post by pam   at May 27,2011 8:46am
Yeti said[orig][quote]
my cats rule. Abbath is a little turd, but Fatso is the man.


I had a dog named Abbath. He was also a turd.



toggletoggle post by haz dingus at May 27,2011 9:02am
i_am_not_me said[orig][quote]
False.



toggletoggle post by hauptpflucker   at May 27,2011 9:04am
my fluffy soft kitty will murder any dog any day of the week... he's a vicious beast!





toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at May 27,2011 9:15am
wolverines are better than both.



bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 27,2011 9:18am
It should be noted that different dog breeds have different personalities and therefore leaves the debate wide open.
While I'm sure the same could be said about cats, it's nowhere close to the extremity of dogs.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at May 27,2011 9:21am
True, but cats are SOFTER than dogs. Need multiple venn diagrams to show dominance.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at May 27,2011 9:28am
pig tries to bang rottweiler, rottweiler says THANKS, BUT NO THANKS


bennyhillifier

then they make up



toggletoggle post by Sinistas   at May 27,2011 9:31am
Thread needs more Maru.


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by pam   at May 27,2011 9:42am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
It should be noted that different dog breeds have different personalities and therefore leaves the debate wide open.
While I'm sure the same could be said about cats, it's nowhere close to the extremity of dogs.


Clearly you've never owned a legitimate sample of cats.



toggletoggle post by kali_mah at May 27,2011 9:46am
I love cats, I have a tattoo of a cat and I plan on getting more. The picture that Eric posted of Rocky just about sums it up, that little cute fluffy sleeps with us every nite and is the most faithful companion I've ever had (except Eric of course).



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 27,2011 9:47am
There are dogs that act like cats, but no cats that act like dogs.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at May 27,2011 9:47am
That is entirely uncorrect.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 27,2011 9:47am
UNPOSSIBLE



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at May 27,2011 9:50am
infathomable



toggletoggle post by hauptpflucker   at May 27,2011 9:50am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
There are dogs that act like cats, but no cats that act like dogs.
One of my cats begs like a dog, acts all goofy like a dog, and is very much dog like all around...



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 27,2011 9:51am
Mastiff license revoked. Ban hammer released.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at May 27,2011 9:52am
aril is too busy shaping his ironic pompadour to know the diversity and the majesty of the cat world.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at May 27,2011 9:52am
I'm grandfathered into the dog world, bro. Got nothing more to prove.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at May 27,2011 9:54am


RAT TERRIERS WILL FUCKING KILL YOU



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 27,2011 9:57am
I'll defend dogs till death. Much like how dogs will defend their owner till death.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 27,2011 10:05am
Not once have I knocked on cats. It should be self-evident which animal has evolved with humans, though.
Only canine elitism is real.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at May 27,2011 10:08am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
It should be self-evident which animal has evolved with humans, though.


Haven't cats been domesticated LONGER?




toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 27,2011 10:09am
No.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at May 27,2011 10:10am
Terriers suck for the most part. Cats are often aloof in nature, which is why metalheads tend to favor them. And why do you feel the need to say you haven't knocked on cats? You're defending dogs, sounds like knocking to me. argument is invalid



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 27,2011 10:12am
Defending dogs superiority as a companion to humans, without any ill intent towards cats. I enjoy both animals, but dogs do more for THE WORLD than cats can ever dream of.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at May 27,2011 10:14am
obvi. cats are divas like I said earlier, but their :3 ways and softness win me over.



toggletoggle post by hauptpflucker   at May 27,2011 10:16am
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]


RAT TERRIERS WILL FUCKING KILL YOU
Is that a Jack Russell?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 27,2011 10:16am edited May 27,2011 10:21am
No doubt. I like when a cat is purring on my lap looking for attention. But GTFO NIGGERCAT if I'm a blind person, buried under rubble, a bomb at an airport, or a dying widow who needs a real friend.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at May 27,2011 10:18am
hauptpflucker said[orig][quote]
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]

RAT TERRIERS WILL FUCKING KILL YOU
Is that a Jack Russell?



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at May 27,2011 10:20am
No doubt. I like when a cat is purring on my lap looking for attention. But GTFO NIGGERCAT if I'm a blind person, burried under rubble, a bomb at an airport, or a dying widow who needs a real friend.


Yeah, I hear ya man. I hope I'm never a bomb at an airport either!



toggletoggle post by hauptpflucker   at May 27,2011 10:20am
Hah... Reading is for losers...



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 27,2011 10:24am
Also Wolves (all hail the mother of all domesticated canines) > all other animals in the animal kingdom. Anyone who hates Wolves and can't recognize their majesty needs to GTFO NIGGERCAT.



toggletoggle post by hauptpflucker   at May 27,2011 10:24am
Wolves are Majestic... just not as Majestic as the mighty Mountain Lion... or the African Lion for that matter...



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at May 27,2011 10:26am
You guys did it again, this thread just transcended itself.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 27,2011 10:26am
I challenge you to a Majestic animal duel! En garde NILLACAT!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 27,2011 10:35am



toggletoggle post by lost ark at May 27,2011 10:36am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
There are dogs that act like cats, but no cats that act like dogs.


this guy does.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Savannah_%28cat%29#Temperament




toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at May 27,2011 10:36am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
No doubt. I like when a cat is purring on my lap looking for attention. But GTFO NIGGERCAT if I'm a blind person, buried under rubble, a bomb at an airport, or a dying widow who needs a real friend.



Which makes them great TOOLS. Meanwhile, as pets, they drool, pee, jump all over you when you're trying to carry groceries in the house, chew shit, and generally are INCREDIBLY STUPID yet fiercely loyal animals. Which is why dog lovers USUALLY love them - they are the most loyal creatures around.

I was a dog person all my life. 10 years ago I got a cat when I found dogs weren't allowed here. Now I love both, but prefer cats for their low maintenance. The other day I had to attend a funeral out of town overnight. I put out extra food and water and they were fine. Try that with a dog sometime.




toggletoggle post by lost ark at May 27,2011 10:37am
dogs are servile, cats not giving a fuck, but both are useful. best when used together.



toggletoggle post by lost ark at May 27,2011 10:44am
It is good to be a cynic — it is better to be a contented cat — and it is best not to exist at all. Universal suicide is the most logical thing in the world — we reject it only because of our primitive cowardice and childish fear of the dark. If we were sensible we would seek death — the same blissful blank which we enjoyed before we existed. - HP Lovecraft



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at May 27,2011 10:51am
I knew someone was going to quote lovecraft.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 27,2011 11:00am
The only cat that was real was niggerman



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at May 27,2011 11:11am
I used to live in a house that had six cats in the enclosed porch, along with an old cat who came in and out. That changed my opinion of cats, was never a fan until then. Cleaning multiple litter boxes for six cats that get fed really well and are constantly shitting sucks, but what are you gonna do?



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