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New site? Maybe some day. 
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Beautiful. I masturbate to Black Satan this wounds the bottoms of faggots and ladyniggers alike! |
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Upon discovering their redshift, physicists at the LARGE HADRON COLLIDER determine that vaginas move away from Opeth fans at a rate that will place them in the Andromeda Galaxy in a mere 2 million years. |
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On a special edition of Monday Night Raw, DEVIN TOWNSEND tears off his mask to reveal that it was him Austin, it was Chad Kroeger all along. |
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I hope those are 4 mini discs that you have to play on 4 players at the same time to get that full RRRRRRreverb effect.
No, seriously. I would love that.
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three finger gimp-handjobs for everyone! |
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What a well-written and poignant read.  |
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Sound advice.
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NO ONE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU
CHOP-CHOP, THERE'S A LINE AT THE BAR |
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| Also, don't touch me. Handshakes are fine, high fives are rad |
Ugh. NO THANKS. *shudder*
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| If you get even more inappropriate, you WILL regret it. Remember those hairy, sweaty, tattooed dudes you just spent a half hour watching onstage? They're essentially my big brothers, and they will not be pleased to hear that their little sister is being messed with. |
YES WE KNOW YOU'RE IN THE COOL KID CLUB AND EVERYONE LIKES YOU. Oh wait, no, they don't, you're an employee. GTFO |
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journalism at its finest. that douche should be fired. |
 
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