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returntothepit >> discuss >> Ipsissimus signs to Metal Blade by goatcatalyst on Sep 1,2010 5:41pm
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toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Sep 1,2010 5:41pm edited Sep 1,2010 5:53pm
exclusive on my boy Chris' website gunshyassassin.com

should be hitting blabbermouth, lambgoat, etc tomorrow.

http://gunshyassassin.com/2010/08/31/exclu...nk-worldwide-deal-with-metal-blade/

I am not only psyched but honored to be able to bring you this news first, before anyone else will. It’s a Gun Shy Assassin exclusive! It’s something super exciting for me because…well, one of my oldest and dearest friends — His Emissary — is a member of Ipsissimus, the New Haven, Connecticut-based black metal three-piece who literally formed on June 6, 2006. Yeah…they’re that metal.

 Hell, they even have black-on-black shirts. That’s fucking metal.

The news is that Ipsissimus has signed a worldwide deal with Metal Blade Records and will be entering Sonic Environments studio in Bloomfield, Connecticut, this month to record their first full-length album and Metal Blade debut. The good Jeff Weed — who owns the studio — will serve as the band’s “sonic alchemist,” engineering and producing the as-yet-untitled LP. The effort will feature three new tracks along with the band’s previously released EP Three Secrets of Fatima.

The band is comprised of bassist and vocalist Tichondrius, drummer Haimatokharmes, and a bad, bad man known as His Emissary on guitar.

“Metal Blade is a label that has been home to artists brutal, technical, filthy, blasting, wildly successful, and, most importantly, unique,” commented Haimatokharmes. “Ipsissimus is very proud to join this family, and looks forward to adoring the Goat with them by producing ritual black metal that is truly ipsissima!”

Metal Blade president Michael Faley describes the band as a “black metal symphony that is at the forefront of the American Black Metal movement… Ipsissimus is technical yet punishing, perfect for Metal Blade Records and fans of our brand of metal.”

The band have a number of gigs coming up that’ll see them sharing the stage with the likes of The Absence, Skeletonwitch, Withered, Landmine Marathon, Unearthly Trance, Black Pyramid, Suma, and more. I’ve been listening to this band since 2006 when they first started demoing shit. They specialize in devastatingly blasting black metal that will destroy you. I’m really looking forward to hearing what new material these guys come up with. If you’re unfamiliar with New England’s leaders of occult black magic, check out some of their stuff on MySpace.

Ipssisimus tour dates:

Sept 28: New York, NY @ The Studio @ Webster Hall
Sept 30: Worcester, MA @ Ralph’s Chadwick Square Rock Diner

Oct 21: Allston, MA @ O’Brien’s

Oct 30: Worcester, MA @ Club Oasis
Nov 28: New Haven, CT @ Lilly’s Pad (upstairs @ Toad’s Place)
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Ipsissimus



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Sep 1,2010 5:41pm
figures i forget to mark it news. heh



toggletoggle post by ShadowSD  at Sep 1,2010 5:47pm
Congratulations!



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 1,2010 5:47pm
bout time. Congrats!

we shall do much celabatory ritualizations at the Halloween show.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Sep 1,2010 5:51pm
many thanks, gents. october 30th will be ridiculous



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Sep 1,2010 5:53pm edited Sep 1,2010 5:54pm
Darkest hails to the Ipsissimus horde! Can't wait to ritual with you again in October!



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 1,2010 5:56pm
Repostttt

haha congrats



toggletoggle post by Slag NLI at Sep 1,2010 5:57pm
This is really a cause for celebration. Congrats.



toggletoggle post by inject-nli at Sep 1,2010 5:58pm
congrats ryan.

ave szatan!



toggletoggle post by Corpus_Kaprilian at Sep 1,2010 6:09pm
Wow. Excellent news G-unit. Bisque it until Slagel doesn't look like a honey baked ham.



toggletoggle post by bigred   at Sep 1,2010 7:07pm
awesome show last night, thanks again



toggletoggle post by Pires at Sep 1,2010 7:15pm
ShadowSD said[orig][quote]
Congratulations!





toggletoggle post by arktouros at Sep 1,2010 10:26pm
Ryan, may this contract bring you a godly amount of poon. Congrats to you guys.



toggletoggle post by BSV at Sep 2,2010 12:13am
OUTSTANDING ACHIEVEMENT!
HAILS!



toggletoggle post by I_am_not_me   at Sep 2,2010 12:41am
Fuckin' sweet!



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Sep 2,2010 1:11am
Good luck to you guys, and congrats!



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Sep 2,2010 1:13am
Superb



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 2,2010 7:18am
wow, right on. Ryan now you can sit in a car, smoke pot and watch 70's cult movies in fast forward in every city in the world.



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Sep 2,2010 7:21am
Agreed, congrats sir! awesome



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Sep 2,2010 8:09am
Sellout.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Sep 2,2010 8:19am
Proof that awesome music CAN get you noticed. Congrats!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 2,2010 8:20am
MillenialKingdom said[orig][quote]
Sellout.


i sincerely hope that's a joke.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 2,2010 8:22am
Wasn't this deal done over sushi and gay sex?



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Sep 2,2010 8:22am
who cares?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 2,2010 8:24am
Should have been bisque.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Sep 2,2010 9:13am
Seriously, this is awesome news. I saw you guys at the first MT I ever went to sometime in 08, it was actually the first live black metal performance of my life. Now, give me a fucking full-length already.



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Sep 2,2010 9:22am
Yeti said[orig][quote]
MillenialKingdom said[orig][quote]
Sellout.


i sincerely hope that's a joke.


Someone can't take a joke? On RTTP? Does not compute.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Sep 2,2010 9:25am
metal blade now has 4 good bands

also congrats



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Sep 2,2010 9:25am
This band was better when Ryan had a man's hairstyle.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Sep 2,2010 9:27am
Congrats!



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 2,2010 9:29am
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
This band was better when Ryan had a man's hairstyle.


I miss the slicked Ryan on crutches. I thought he was Blue the other night with the beard



toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Sep 2,2010 9:39am
Ryan, congrats buddy!! Ill buy us a round next time I bump into you



toggletoggle post by sigh at Sep 2,2010 10:01am
Cool man! Break out the lobster bisque.

...can I have some money?



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 2,2010 10:30am
MillenialKingdom said[orig][quote]
Yeti said[orig][quote]
MillenialKingdom said[orig][quote]
Sellout.


i sincerely hope that's a joke.


Someone can't take a joke? On RTTP? Does not compute.


fair enough. carry on.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 2,2010 10:31am
no someone doesnt know how to use the sarcasm meter

FAIL.



toggletoggle post by bornoffire  at Sep 2,2010 10:41am
Awesome dudes! Looking forward to October 21st!



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Sep 2,2010 10:45am
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
no someone doesnt know how to use the sarcasm meter

FAIL.


The slarcasm meter.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 2,2010 10:47am
what happened to that dude?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 2,2010 10:54am
212 barely posts here anymore. I am dissapoint.



toggletoggle post by DreadKill  at Sep 2,2010 11:02am
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
This band was better when Ryan had a man's hairstyle.
hahahaha



toggletoggle post by Czarnobog at Sep 2,2010 11:23am
congrats guys. nicely done.




toggletoggle post by DreadKill  at Sep 2,2010 11:48am
congrats to ipsissimus! the 3 secrets of fatima is one of the better releases to come out of this area in the last few years, so i'm looking forward to the full length.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Sep 2,2010 11:52am
Full length release, short length hair.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Sep 2,2010 12:31pm
More like:
"The three secrets of FAGima" !?!? AM I RIGHT?! HUH!? sorry, jk.



toggletoggle post by goatcatabisk at Sep 2,2010 12:58pm
Many thanks, gents. Your support means a lot. And fear not, Richard - my downstairs-hair is far more modest.



toggletoggle post by DreadKill  at Sep 2,2010 1:14pm
Only pubic mullets are real



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Sep 2,2010 1:16pm
Wow, I suck, I thought I had written a congrats, but I didn't.

Congrats dude! You guys were awesome at the D666 show, and I'm looking forward to seeing you guys again!

Metal Blade made a good decision signing you guys!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 2,2010 1:17pm
DreadKill said[orig][quote]
the 3 secrets of fatima is one of the better releases to come out of this area in the last few years, so i'm looking forward to the full length.


the opening riff to The Second Secret makes my loins tingle.

we used to have this cashier lady in the company cafeteria, her name was Fatima, and she was nasty. i always thought "i don't ever want to learn about the 3 secrets of Fatima". it made me chortle.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 2,2010 1:35pm
boblovesmusic said[orig][quote]
Wow, I suck, I thought I had written a congrats, but I didn't.

Congrats dude! You guys were awesome at the D666 show, and I'm looking forward to seeing you guys again!

Metal Blade made a good decision signing you guys!


too late. congradulations are no longer acceptable at this time.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 2,2010 2:24pm
http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermo...aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=145428

"IPSISSIMUS has a handful of upcoming one-off shows"

they couldnt list the dates/venues? fagoths.



toggletoggle post by goatcatabisk at Sep 2,2010 2:28pm
Too cool



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 2,2010 2:29pm
2KEWL4SKOOL



toggletoggle post by ValkyrieScreams  at Sep 2,2010 6:05pm
congrats guys! always good to see that the labels still pay attention to real bands as opposed to all that cookie cutter bullshit that's out there. hope it pays off for ya!



toggletoggle post by deathchick   at Sep 2,2010 6:30pm
great news, congrats!



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Sep 2,2010 6:36pm
Ryan was cooler when he smoked weed with me



toggletoggle post by quintessence_nli at Sep 2,2010 10:48pm
Contrats Ryan, Dylan and Al. You guys deserve it!



toggletoggle post by goatcatabisk at Sep 3,2010 12:03am
Here's to your fuck, Frank.



toggletoggle post by Paul CNV at Sep 3,2010 12:51am
Bottoms up! Looking forward to hearing the new stuff ...



toggletoggle post by Lester__Burnham at Sep 3,2010 2:04am
now ryan heres the chance to use your cock on girls faces n butts like a 6yr old with a crayon make me proud



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Sep 3,2010 8:27am
Nice work outta you gents. Many rapes and much pillaging.



toggletoggle post by boxxy at Sep 3,2010 10:03am
Lester__Burnham said[orig][quote]
now ryan heres the chance to use your cock on girls faces n butts like a 6yr old with a crayon make me proud

this



toggletoggle post by Purple Peepee NLI at Sep 3,2010 10:04am
Pick me PLEASE!



toggletoggle post by DreadKill  at Sep 3,2010 10:22am
goatcatabisk said[orig][quote]
Here's to your fuck, Frank.
let's drink to something else! let's drink to fucking!



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Sep 3,2010 11:09am
Very cool to hear this!



toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Sep 3,2010 11:11am
Ryans insatiable thirst for the cock will only grow stronger with success



toggletoggle post by goatcatabisk at Sep 3,2010 12:08pm
Science fact



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